[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 11hThe thin line between peril and apparel is what keeps my battle boutique going 000
Reposted by [Big Scream]Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 21/10/2023Edgar Allan Poe really ruined it for anyone who just wants to show their bitter enemy something cool in a catacomb. 181257313
Reposted by [Big Scream]Wikibara. 🎪🎠 Friend-shaped Evil Vizier .🎠🎪 @wikibara.bsky.social · 20h"Eat /my/ shorts, dude," Raphael said, unveiling the vest hidden under his shell. 011
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 20h"Cowabunga, dude" Bart growls, finger hovering an inch above the detonator. 111
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 22hI'm going sicko mode in this 14th century plague hospital! 021
Reposted by [Big Scream]Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026doin lines of that top shelf tehran nuclear dust, im fucked up off the fent isotopes, im filling the bong with heavy water and smoking mutated enriched three mile island glowing meltdown kush, feeling like the 3 eyed simpsons reactor fish, this shit aint nothin to me man 14357111
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You think I coerce people into telling jokes using telekinesis? Funny you should say that. 000
Reposted by [Big Scream]Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 05/09/2023“Funny story,” I say over the sound of cackling coming from the attic. But I can see in their eyes that I will not be selling this house today 225971
Reposted by [Big Scream]ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026the ghost in the backseat of my car who disappears when I look right at him doesn’t bother me too much. he’s easy enough to ignore, even when I spot his split skull in the rear view briefly illuminated by the headlights of passing cars. he only tries to touch me at night. got a great deal on the car 1559366
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Bank Robber: ALRIGHT NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS!! [Squirrel late to his running across the street session just sweating buckets] 010
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me: *witnessing a dimensional rift tear the skyline asunder* Oh wow this is actually huge! I just hit on my Polymarket bet that the world would be erased by Yog-Sothoth today! 010
Reposted by [Big Scream]Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/10/2026No thanks, I’ll stay right hur. 2037166
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think i should be able to microwave a little metal sometimes, as a treat. 040
Reposted by [Big Scream][Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My clone and I get along like 2 me-s in a pod 053
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Everyone out here just keeping up with the Moanses. Just trying and failing to match the lube and shibari costs of your horniest neighbors. 020
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026BEEEEEEP We're sorry we can't get to your call right now We just honestly don't give a fuck 011
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Am i supposed to be getting something out of doing these posts or is it only supposed to make me feel really bad and unfunny????? 031
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Friend: Jeez who pissed in your corn flakes? Me: *stops chewing corn flakes* What the fuck? 010
Reposted by [Big Scream]mattheween @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026our new lil ep is out!! it would mean the world to me if you gave it a listen :) engineered by Patrick Caldwell mastered by Will Killingsworth at Dead Air cover art by Vincent Ciarloweepcar.bandcamp.comHopeless Romantic // Nihilism, by weepcar3 track album 96139
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Self care is when you're really really sad so you only eat 3/4 of the pizza now so you'll have some left for later. 071
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This bestest boy passed over the rainbow bridge today and I already miss him so much 040
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Captain's Hog: Star date 6969 The crew is becoming ever hornier as we pass within the orbit of Cumulon-5. I fear they may tear through what little clothing still remaining in the armory. 040
Reposted by [Big Scream]Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you wanted a skeleton in your yard for Halloween, you should've put a body out to decay 3 weeks ago 1414547
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me: My refractory period has been terrible ever since the foundry accident. Confessional Priest: Haha bro what the FUCK??? 010
Reposted by [Big Scream]NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE 18595149
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me: Leave it to Beefer was a really fucked up show, especially in context of the modern beef crisis Interviewer: I don't know why you just said that to me but hell i guess you're hired 010
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Accidentally ordered a limbosine to drive me to dinner and got more groped than i thought possible 000
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Optimus: Autobots.. roll out! *rolls and smokes a blunt the size of a house* 010
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Drinking the correct amount of coffee and alcohol so my body does the Konami code 010
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Me: BANKSY GOATSE COLLAB WHEN??!!!? ChatGPT: *permanently crashes* 010
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Thomas the Dank Engine: *massive bong rip* Dude haha I think you just ran over the conductor Percy: Dude that was you!! YOU ran over the conductor!! Thomas: *slightly smaller bong rip* Haha yeah you right 073
Reposted by [Big Scream]Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 25/09/2026I AM CONVERTING A HERD OF WILD HORSES TO CHRISTIANITY TO FULFILL A LIFELONG DREAM FOR MANY OF US: A BRAND OF GELATIN THAT UNDERSTANDS THE CONCEPT OF SIN. 23711
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Me: Do you have any lunch specials today? Waiter: Chef Dr'cula has prepared a locally sourced sanguich Me: Is that like a sandwich? Waiter: *eyes go red* Not quite 020
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sorry I can't post right now, I'm on my break (to do more posts) 020
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just finished working a quadruple shift at a combination warehouse-restaurant as a fourforklift operator. 010
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This meeting really coulda been a collapsing gravity well... 021
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You absolutely dId NOT go whole hog this week, you fucking liar. You went 30% hog AT MOST. 010
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Would I like to donate towards an art endowment? Exactly how well endowed are we talking? Are all the statues hanging huge hog? 000
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026[Then] Using a token to play an arcade roulette game [Now] Using a token to play 1/10 of a shitty computer roulette game where the only prize is a shitty picture of a fake dog 010
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"More like Logan Crawl!" I laugh, the elder brother morphing into a many limbed beast before his shrieking audience. 000
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Me: i think this new idea of mine really has legs! Scientist: *struggling to keep my new idea from breaking through our hastily constructed barrier* 010
Reposted by [Big Scream]Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 23/09/2026I love "Bisexual Visibility Day" because the rest of the year I have to rely on thermal imaging to fight my many enemies who have bisexuality. 427549
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Dog 1: You said you didn't have any plans tonight?! Dog 2: *huge stick in mouth* Things have changed. 020
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Alien: *bullshit Star Wars gibberish* Jedi Hero: What'd he say? Local Guide: Hmm yes, he says he can see your balls through your pajamas Jedi Hero: *blushing* They're not pajamas... 051
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Me: I'm really excited for our date! Electron: *rolls eyes, emits photons* 011
[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Bond: Do you expect me to talk?? Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond *aggressively chopping onions* I expect you to cry. 162
