Reposted by andy 🅱️Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social · 2hI'm only back for a limited time. I'm the McRib of social media. 26616
Reposted by andy 🅱️Josh Kantor @jtkantor.bsky.social · 1hEternally grateful for the opportunity to continue doing something so ridiculous. 815822
Reposted by andy 🅱️Julie @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 13hWife: that crab thing you like is in the news Me: he’s not a thing he’s a crab man Wife: they’re gunning his ass down 114215
Reposted by andy 🅱️alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"soy boy" is NOT an insult! "soy boy" is the name of the creation i carved from fermented bean curd and whom i am going to make real using the darkest of magics 2529633
Reposted by andy 🅱️🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 02/10/2026it’s simple all I have to do is realize my potential and boom problems solved 46733
Reposted by andy 🅱️BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 18hSnorting pixie sticks and speaking with the lord 03310
Reposted by andy 🅱️Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social · 08/12/2024All of my secret family recipes I keep in a journal I call my Meatball Manifesto. 1559048
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Reposted by andy 🅱️Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026ⓘ This account has been retired. Please follow JerryVEVO for future posts 4356016
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Reposted by andy 🅱️Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m sorry could you repeat that? Phil Collins was doing his drum solo 312151
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Reposted by andy 🅱️Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 02/10/2026my brain is wired different (wrong) 06429
Reposted by andy 🅱️John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 02/10/2026The rush to accuse, without anything approaching due diligence, artists of using "AI," should be treated with contempt. An artist gets their work *ripped off* to train a plagiarism machine, which then shits out inferior versions of that work, so then you accuse the artist of using "AI"? Fuck you. 251500404
Reposted by andy 🅱️Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Anyone else realize that raccoons are domesticating themselves? I have 43 raccoons now. Whenever I go into the "raccoon room" they all bite me because of how much they love me. 215819
Reposted by andy 🅱️Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026a couple julie accounts followed me seven days ago and now one of them is crawling out of my television 59434
Reposted by andy 🅱️🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 02/10/2026who do you think you are? BZZT WRONG no points still your turn 1142
Reposted by andy 🅱️✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026they’re carving a face in me and putting a candle inside at midnight 55617
Reposted by andy 🅱️Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026With the merging of these two iconic companies, Skydance is ready to soar into the future! 441413268
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Reposted by andy 🅱️Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If political ads have taught me anything, it's that you never vote for the candidate that they show black and white clips of. 083
Reposted by andy 🅱️sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 02/10/2026this stranger on the internet is proud of you 04318
Reposted by andy 🅱️Frankenstein Iscariot @deaconblues1979.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The problem with society is nobody wants to be a ham for Halloween anymore 612928
Reposted by andy 🅱️CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Some Caitlin Clark shoe details for you, the patterns being made of Cs and 2s is pretty cool 7643
Reposted by andy 🅱️Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Steelers are going to finish sub-.500 for the first time in 20+ years while Mike Tomlin posts soothing Minecraft tutorials 1584870
Reposted by andy 🅱️🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Based off television I watched growing up, I expected to have a lot more citizen's arrests under my belt by now. 210642
Reposted by andy 🅱️👻PeeTomb🐺🍺👻 @geraldelephants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yeah can I get a 12 inch adult-style pizza for delivery? 2103
Reposted by andy 🅱️frielf @goblin.fans · 02/10/2026there are five stages of grief and a secret sixth one you unlock at the DMV 1529
Reposted by andy 🅱️donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’ll eat pizza under any circumstances 46312
Reposted by andy 🅱️Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026*walks up to a group of hobbits* hey guys what JRR you Tolkien about 16017
Reposted by andy 🅱️Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026People make fun of old science fiction movies but before we landed there it was pretty logical to assume the moon had women in miniskirts 2977673
Reposted by andy 🅱️mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My many enemies will be pleased to know that I've somehow got both hands and both feet stuck in 4 separate jars 419239
Reposted by andy 🅱️fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 01/10/2026do the kids today even know this film has been modified from its original version, it has been formatted to fit your tv? 2303
Reposted by andy 🅱️Darrin Loeliger @darrin.bsky.team · 01/10/2026We want to make it easier for creators to link out and attract financial support, so we're exploring a new feature that lets you add links on your profile. They show up as buttons under your bio. 45632147
Reposted by andy 🅱️𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Broke up with my medieval bf because his lasagna layers were made out of pigeon wings 13811
Reposted by andy 🅱️🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 01/10/2026how can we be sure that anything is butter 2221075
Reposted by andy 🅱️gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026if you've had one thought you've had them all 1333
Reposted by andy 🅱️Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Babies are like the Dorito variety pack and I'm sorry to inform you that not all of them can be Cool Ranch 13415
Reposted by andy 🅱️lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They don’t tell you this but those walk-through metal detectors at the airport show the TSA agent how long you have to live and no one knows where that feature came from or how to turn it off 1029727