iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 21h

glossing my lips until they are no longer visible to the naked eye

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 12h

They all followed each other off of the same stupid cliff.

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 9h

blow cigs on baby to imbue them with coolness

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10h

could a depressed person do this? *posts again*

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⚰️👻 L.T. Sarcoph-Vargus, disgraced author 👻⚰️ @ltvargus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

awakening a long dormant tomagotchi elder god with the press of a button. it lights up and flashes three poops and a sad face

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 8h

I want a Snuggie with no arms and leg holes. Or head hole. Just a bodybag really

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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 9h

i want the cocaine wine and i want it now

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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 17h

Hot singles in my area hope you pick up the tab and don’t talk politics

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ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social · 11h

garden district

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 8h

i'm sorry i wasn't listening i was getting lost in your fries are... are you gonna finish those?

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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 9h

Who you gonna call 📞

A frozen pizza with the cheese and pepperoni ghostbuster style

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 8h

I'm here with no guardrails That's a YOU problemo

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 9h

"It's always the quiet ones" she whispered.

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ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 9h

coat me with sugar and call me a donut

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 9h

not tonight dear i'm waiting for a response from the void

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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 11h

accepting the things i cannot change by finding the loopholes

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 9h

I am a pumpkin of energy, a meatball of joy, sensual as a lemon, and as brilliant as a giant head of cabbage.

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 9h

Heavy is the make up that wears the clown

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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 11h

A lot are lost.

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 10h

Walking the plank as a lifestyle

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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 10h

Be cool if someone asks about me… you are my employment reference.

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 10h

less slut shaming, more slut shaman

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 11h

this morning's mood was tearful because the windscreen wipers were visually annoying me 😂

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 10h

strung along due to my good hooks

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 10h

I can never drive past the itty, bitty sign that reads cease to do evil without seeing it. I'm starting to take it personally.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 10h

Normalize getting out of small talk by fake dry heaving

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 10h

If we can’t defend our rights the trees don’t stand a chance

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It's okay. It's supposed to float.

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justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 11h

You kiss like a girl (complimentary)

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 11h

been getting a lot of "post failed to send please try again" and it's starting to feel like the universe is asking me to rethink things

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 13h

Ask your doctor if posting through it is right for you 🫴🏼

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 22h

This day in history. 2007. Former US vice-president Al Gore was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for warning everyone about global warming and breaking up a fight between Tipper and Moon Unit Zappa.

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 11h

i be saying sorry and people be telling me "oh, you're fine!" and then i be not fine

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Vonder Jenny🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 23h

This is my weekly I’m fucking done post.

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 13h

No one checks up on the one who checks up on everyone else.

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 12h

cutting carbs by eating only one spaghettum

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🐝RCMhere @rcmhere.bsky.social · 12h

Chillin' with the stinkbug

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 12h

No matter what happens tomorrow I want you guys to know I’ve had a real fun time skeeting with you all.

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Vonder Jenny🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 21h

It’s on like Donkey Kong, Charlie Brown

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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 13h

i just bought my candy stash for halloween that i'm going to save and not eat a single piece til then i swear

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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 12h

Alright Corinne, i put my records on, i played you my favorite song, and i went ahead and i let my hair down; what's next?

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 13h

It’s Hokey Pokey hoodie season. Get the hoodies out, put the hoodies back. 90° on Friday?! What’s that all about?

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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 12h

What doesn’t make you stronger, kills you.

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Not taking a licking but still keeping on ticking is a boss move.

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 16h

can someone ask dante which circle of hell is trying to put a sock on a sweaty toddler foot

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