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Flute Manhawk

@thelittlestoaf.bsky.social
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High class clown. Drummer/Musician. Commercial Photographer. Jaywalking enthusiast. Toronto bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabk5he6rx6e

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Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 1h
Every year at this time the townsfolk back home select two random people to be the Pumpking and the Pumpqueen, who head up the annual Hallowe’en parade and they generally wind up getting married and having a bunch of brats.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 4h
I am certain that had I lived 10,000 years ago I would have been eaten by lions while using my dad’s atlatl to scratch my ass
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Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 14h
🎶There's two scoops of pickles in every package of Kellogg's Pickle Bran🎶
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Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
long supper
A plate with two sweet potato spears, a sausage, and two zucchini spears.
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t need fuck you money but it would be nice to stop having fuck me money
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Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kinda sad that I'll be long gone by the time Gen Z starts dying off. I'd've liked to have seen all those gravestones with their body counts carved into 'em.
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Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Photographing old books can be a pain in the arse, but sometimes they turn up little gems like this one. I like that the fish is known either as a Sea Fox or a Sea Ape, but it only explains the Fox part...
An old book about fishing, opened to a page with descriptions of three types of fish: the Sea Eagle, the Sea Fox or Sea Ape, and the Sea Gudgeon or Rock Fish, complete with etched illustrations.The description of the Sea-Fox, or Sea-Ape:

(note: the letter "s" more closely resembles an "f")

"This Fish is so called, from the Length of his Tail, as well as from the strong Smell of the Flesh, which is like that of a Fox; though some think he had these Names given him on Account of the natural Cunning wherewith he is endowed.
He grows to as enormous a Size as any of the Shark Kind, and sometimes weighs Hundreds of Pounds.
Rondeletius affirms he once saw a Sea-Fox opened, in which were several young ones of the same Kind; from whence he concludes, that this Fish as well as the Sharks, foster their Young in their Bellies; though the Fishermen, who were Spectators, believed he had devoured them as Food; but they being alive, and unhurt, he supposed proved the contrary."
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Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎶It's the most trendiest time of the year...🎵
A sign on a wire bin of pumpkins and gourds that reads "On Trend Craft Pumpkins"
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Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like that one song about the fisherman, 'cause it's really catchy and has great hook.
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve been learning how to guess the weight of dogs - picked up a few pointers yesterday.
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Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A cop just gave me a ticket for wearing Adidas socks with Reebok sneakers.
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm working on a new theory called Super Theory that basically encompasses all ideas and concepts inside of it.
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Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Drawing prompt: A sweet potato wearing a pineapple ring as a hat GO
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most relatable part of Star Wars, besides the big dog in the front seat, was Luke Skywalker whining about the harvest. No way Gary was getting around these tractors.
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TheSilverOtter @thesilverotter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This Octo Bear, think about environmentally friendly decorations. Sure you can get a giant plastic skeleton from Spirit Halloween; but you can get a biodegradable one from a billionaire!
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Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nothing like a bowl of pretzled sticks and a tall cold one to cap another day’s graft at the ol’ shit factory, amirite ladies and germs?
A bowl of pretzel sticks and a can of Juicy Ass IPA beer.
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Mayor Bert Xanadu @moviemayor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sad day as Zsa Zsa Gabor's Molten Lava Museum closes its doors in Leaside, a victim of the social taboo against hydrogen sulfide. "When I was a little girl, I used to dip our dolls' legs into the lava flowing behind our home in Budapest. I wanted to bring that joy to the people of East York".
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Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Personally, I think Trump's ballroom should be built just as he wants it. Screw the building codes!
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Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
From the "For Dummies" series of books, it's "Farting on spiders for dummies" with the sub-head "Scientists say they can smell, so now it's up to us". A reference for the rest of us!
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
“I work on retainer.” - russian orthodontist
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Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"I'll give up my linen shirts when you pry them from my cold dead hands!", I yell at the autumn equinox.
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Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I invented truck nuts you can put on your Christmas tree but someone told me people are allergic to tree nuts and I’m like how stupid do you think I am people ain’t allergic to Christmas decorations
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Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can it still be considered joke theft if I wrote it in a previous life? #samsara
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Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My likes are more meaningful if you don't actually see them.
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
ed sheeran is lifting the bestiality ban for supporting acts.
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Boochy Boo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Donatello" is Italian for "keep your mouth shut"
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Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Georgia O’Beefe’s New Mexico Steakhouse: If your date doesn’t turn you on, you better believe our steaks will
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“can we table that idea for now?” i dunno gary can we refrigerator your face for a few hours
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 16/09/2026
musk: [pointing phone camera at someone] grok, do a vulgar roast of this person grok: nice shirt. arsehole. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: no, grok; more vulgar! grok: nice shirt. prick. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: grok, use forbidden words! grok: free palestine
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hey wait a minute: maybe the quicksand we grew up worrying about turned out to be our phones
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m @mjjii.com · 11/09/2026
digital art. a kitten with face covered in wet food or kitten formula. one of the cat’s legs is half submerged in the food dish
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Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s finally here!! We started recording this late in 2019, then something happened, but now, after 7 years, I can finally hold the finished product in my hands! I’ll post more about it when the Bandcamp links become available.
Album cover for “Rondeau: The Musical”. It’s a picture of an inflatable cat with the words “Rock⚡️Roll” on its side. It’s smoking a joint that has stars coming from the heater end. All on a white background.Back cover of the Rondeau album showing the title and song list along with some credits.The full album package laid out: front cover, black vinyl album and one side of the liner notes.Full package laid out: back cover, vinyl lp and back of the liner notes.
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If they got married she'd be Björk Yorke.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hey folks, I've got a new litter of Skarsgård brothers here if anybody wants one.
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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
when i was a kid my family would spend our summer vacations getting helicoptered out of a forest after being lost for around thirty four days.
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 08/09/2026
(showing a 23 year old dude with a Keith Hernandez mustache how to tell time on an analog clock) that’s great big guy! you’re so close to getting it. let’s try again
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Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Seems apt…
youtu.be
The Leather Uppers - Carne Mysterioso
YouTube video by FuckVilleUSA
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Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I did a thing yesterday…
Strava app image showing a few stats from a 174km bike ride from Oshawa, Ontario to Picton, Ontario.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
your memory foam mattress won’t stop crying
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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
duct taping the plastic dome container to my roomba so my rotisserie chicken can ride around in its own little popemobile
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Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The storm began just after I started riding home yesterday. Once I resigned myself to the fact I was gonna be soaked, it felt kinda fun, even with the hailstones pinging off my helmet and the mad wind almost blowing me over a couple times. My shoes were full of water by the time I got home. #toronto
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Saying “Why I oughta!” when my doctor checks my prostate
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Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What's all this I'm hearing about dogpiles?
Three small/medium sized dogs on a brown leather couch. Frida, on the left, is a brindle mutt with pointy bat ears; Ruthie, in the middle, is a brown and white/grey mutt with floppy little ears; Norma, on the right is a brown, black and white mutt with pointy ears. They're all looking at the camera. I probably should've given them a treat after I took this pic, but I was already late for work. Please don't hate me.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
gonna get a job as a captions writer so it’ll say “unintelligible” instead of “inaudible” when we can hear something but can’t understand it FOR ONCE
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 02/09/2026
well you’re the one who said they wanted us to communicate more clearly during sex, over
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
[police car passes on the motorway] POLICEMAN (mouthing): pull over ME (mouthing): no, it's a cardy. Do you like it?
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I've got all this salt water taffy I can't do anything with...
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Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It’s my birthday. My beautiful wife gave me this excellent hat, in which I will have some drinks in a bar while she lies on the couch nursing a stupid cold. Later I will go home to her and we will order fish and chips for dinner. This morning I went on a 73km bike ride. Life is mostly good.
A 57 year old man in a bar wearing a Purple Mountains cap.
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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I wanted to grow up to be a widow
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Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
One thing no one told us when we decided to go with a flat roof on our house is how much time raccoons would spend practicing their gymnastic tumbling routines on it during the night.
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