Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 1hEvery year at this time the townsfolk back home select two random people to be the Pumpking and the Pumpqueen, who head up the annual Hallowe’en parade and they generally wind up getting married and having a bunch of brats. 052
Reposted by Flute ManhawkSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 4hI am certain that had I lived 10,000 years ago I would have been eaten by lions while using my dad’s atlatl to scratch my ass 37920
Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 14h🎶There's two scoops of pickles in every package of Kellogg's Pickle Bran🎶 032
Reposted by Flute ManhawkBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don’t need fuck you money but it would be nice to stop having fuck me money 2368108
Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Kinda sad that I'll be long gone by the time Gen Z starts dying off. I'd've liked to have seen all those gravestones with their body counts carved into 'em. 021
Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Photographing old books can be a pain in the arse, but sometimes they turn up little gems like this one. I like that the fish is known either as a Sea Fox or a Sea Ape, but it only explains the Fox part... 000
Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026🎶It's the most trendiest time of the year...🎵 040
Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I like that one song about the fisherman, 'cause it's really catchy and has great hook. 152
Reposted by Flute ManhawkOlaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’ve been learning how to guess the weight of dogs - picked up a few pointers yesterday. 516019
Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A cop just gave me a ticket for wearing Adidas socks with Reebok sneakers. 2175
Reposted by Flute ManhawkCrab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm working on a new theory called Super Theory that basically encompasses all ideas and concepts inside of it. 3422
Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Drawing prompt: A sweet potato wearing a pineapple ring as a hat GO 011
Reposted by Flute ManhawkGary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most relatable part of Star Wars, besides the big dog in the front seat, was Luke Skywalker whining about the harvest. No way Gary was getting around these tractors. 0257
Reposted by Flute ManhawkTheSilverOtter @thesilverotter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This Octo Bear, think about environmentally friendly decorations. Sure you can get a giant plastic skeleton from Spirit Halloween; but you can get a biodegradable one from a billionaire! 0114
Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Nothing like a bowl of pretzled sticks and a tall cold one to cap another day’s graft at the ol’ shit factory, amirite ladies and germs? 010
Reposted by Flute ManhawkMayor Bert Xanadu @moviemayor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sad day as Zsa Zsa Gabor's Molten Lava Museum closes its doors in Leaside, a victim of the social taboo against hydrogen sulfide. "When I was a little girl, I used to dip our dolls' legs into the lava flowing behind our home in Budapest. I wanted to bring that joy to the people of East York". 072
Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Personally, I think Trump's ballroom should be built just as he wants it. Screw the building codes! 110
Reposted by Flute Manhawkkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 01/02/2024“I work on retainer.” - russian orthodontist 317249
Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"I'll give up my linen shirts when you pry them from my cold dead hands!", I yell at the autumn equinox. 020
Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I invented truck nuts you can put on your Christmas tree but someone told me people are allergic to tree nuts and I’m like how stupid do you think I am people ain’t allergic to Christmas decorations 062
Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Can it still be considered joke theft if I wrote it in a previous life? #samsara 010
Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My likes are more meaningful if you don't actually see them. 010
Reposted by Flute Manhawkgwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026ed sheeran is lifting the bestiality ban for supporting acts. 62424418
Reposted by Flute ManhawkBoochy Boo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"Donatello" is Italian for "keep your mouth shut" 37522
Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Georgia O’Beefe’s New Mexico Steakhouse: If your date doesn’t turn you on, you better believe our steaks will 0114
Reposted by Flute ManhawkAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“can we table that idea for now?” i dunno gary can we refrigerator your face for a few hours 521563
Reposted by Flute ManhawkEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 16/09/2026musk: [pointing phone camera at someone] grok, do a vulgar roast of this person grok: nice shirt. arsehole. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: no, grok; more vulgar! grok: nice shirt. prick. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: grok, use forbidden words! grok: free palestine 14085596
Reposted by Flute ManhawkSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Hey wait a minute: maybe the quicksand we grew up worrying about turned out to be our phones 48836251
Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It’s finally here!! We started recording this late in 2019, then something happened, but now, after 7 years, I can finally hold the finished product in my hands! I’ll post more about it when the Bandcamp links become available. 150
Reposted by Flute ManhawkClino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If they got married she'd be Björk Yorke. 031
Reposted by Flute ManhawkJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Hey folks, I've got a new litter of Skarsgård brothers here if anybody wants one. 825989
Reposted by Flute ManhawkSunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026when i was a kid my family would spend our summer vacations getting helicoptered out of a forest after being lost for around thirty four days. 0227
Reposted by Flute Manhawkoak blanco @abomination.computer · 08/09/2026(showing a 23 year old dude with a Keith Hernandez mustache how to tell time on an analog clock) that’s great big guy! you’re so close to getting it. let’s try again 231031
Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Seems apt…youtu.beThe Leather Uppers - Carne MysteriosoYouTube video by FuckVilleUSA 000
Reposted by Flute Manhawksweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026your memory foam mattress won’t stop crying 618451
Reposted by Flute Manhawk👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026duct taping the plastic dome container to my roomba so my rotisserie chicken can ride around in its own little popemobile 613543
Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The storm began just after I started riding home yesterday. Once I resigned myself to the fact I was gonna be soaked, it felt kinda fun, even with the hailstones pinging off my helmet and the mad wind almost blowing me over a couple times. My shoes were full of water by the time I got home. #toronto 060
Reposted by Flute ManhawkJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Saying “Why I oughta!” when my doctor checks my prostate 2839470
Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026What's all this I'm hearing about dogpiles? 140
Reposted by Flute ManhawkFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026gonna get a job as a captions writer so it’ll say “unintelligible” instead of “inaudible” when we can hear something but can’t understand it FOR ONCE 510015
Reposted by Flute ManhawkEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 02/09/2026well you’re the one who said they wanted us to communicate more clearly during sex, over 528778
Reposted by Flute ManhawkGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 02/09/2026[police car passes on the motorway] POLICEMAN (mouthing): pull over ME (mouthing): no, it's a cardy. Do you like it? 46718
Reposted by Flute ManhawkSpooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I've got all this salt water taffy I can't do anything with... 291
Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It’s my birthday. My beautiful wife gave me this excellent hat, in which I will have some drinks in a bar while she lies on the couch nursing a stupid cold. Later I will go home to her and we will order fish and chips for dinner. This morning I went on a 73km bike ride. Life is mostly good. 4120
Reposted by Flute ManhawkMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I wanted to grow up to be a widow 34216
Flute Manhawk @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026One thing no one told us when we decided to go with a flat roof on our house is how much time raccoons would spend practicing their gymnastic tumbling routines on it during the night. 151