Reposted by Phineascaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 3hMAD TV’S 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21st CENTURY 1. Butter Ball Saul 2. Hicks 3. Widow’s Bae 4. Mad Men’s Wearhouse 5. Succotashion 6. Kevin Hart Can Fuck Himself 7. The Wirewolf 8. Slow Lorises 9. Twin Peaky Blinders 10. Reacheround 1634275
Reposted by PhineasPhineas @phineas.bsky.social · 7hIf you aren't a mark they're going to call you a Luddite anyway so might as well own it 🔗⬇️ 34010
Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 6hEmergency non-toxic vibe infusionyoutu.beTalking Heads - Wild Wild Life (True Stories, 1986)YouTube video by C S 1204
Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 7hIf you aren't a mark they're going to call you a Luddite anyway so might as well own it 🔗⬇️ 34010
Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 8hCannot imagine it’s possible to top The Bone Temple but I will watch them try 3170
Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 9hYou how you can be out with some people and a song comes on and someone says ‘I love this song’ and then you might have a fun discussion about it or even get up and dance? AI has finally solved that problem. 2283
Reposted by Phineasc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 10hOmigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him. 2640191362
Reposted by Phineasbog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i had a blast but can you please not invite basho next time? his vivid depictions of the change of seasons make me painfully aware of my own transience 119860
Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I bought the cheapest hand soap at the grocery store which smells like perfume you would report someone to HR for 2220
Reposted by PhineasRachel Cole @rmartincole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Found while flipping through CTA Transit News v. 38 no. 9, 1985 today: the product model for the classic "Mr. Clean" campaign was an employee of the @chicagocta.bsky.social. We've digitized these volumes and you can flip through them yourself in the Internet Archive: archive.org/details/ctat... 27224
Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Shouting 'No! Put that down! Leave it! Bad!' at myself as I attempt to to quote post some more dumbass bullshit 1666
Reposted by PhineasPhineas @phineas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This is now in my Inprnt shop...inprnt.comTurtle Food, an art print by Phineas JonesGallery Quality Prints 15417
Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If all AI disappeared tomorrow I'd be down to only a million things to be sick/sad/angry about every day but I would try to cope 25213
Reposted by PhineasMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026there is all the difference in the world between paying and being paid 214644
Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If there’s a green lantern squirrel why isn’t this show entirely about that 1150
Reposted by PhineasBlack Lodge Cult @blacklodgecult.bsky.social · 28/09/2026On this day of 2015, Catherine E. Coulson passed away. Forever in our memory. Forever in our hearts. Eternally missed, Log Lady. 118445
Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you’re genuinely scared of AI agents autonomously getting up to nefarious business but you don’t think the obvious solution is serious legal curbs on the people who own, build, and promote those agents I just don’t know what to tell you. 1426
Reposted by PhineasPhineas @phineas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026New Stickers for Sale! Inform someone somewhere that AI sucks. Both are 4" stickers on vinyl. $4 each. 🔨Hammer: octophant.us/stickers/lud... 😡 Hate: octophant.us/stickers/all... 18439
Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You know those 'here's your verification code for [app] don't share this code with anyone' texts? I get a couple of those every day for apps I've never used. I could be out stealing accounts all the time if that didn't seem so boring. 1110
Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Finding out a bunch of people on my tl had strong but previously-unmentioned-here feelings about a wrestler who just died that I don’t know about is my personal ‘no I’ve never heard the most popular song in history’’ 2240
Reposted by PhineasMeagan Navarro @hauntedmeg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Y'all. It's my head. In a box. As cake. Delivered by Async Research Institute employees. 🤯 4755
Reposted by PhineasRose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Start to finish making of process for one of my porcelain tentacle handle cups! Throwing, trimming, glazing You can buy a unique cup like this on my website, www.roseschmits.com 271011225
Reposted by PhineasBarry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Glass, Like Glass. Sunday's sunrise at the entrance to the Chicago River. 321805275
Reposted by PhineasBarry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Harvest Moon rising behind Chicago Harbor Lighthouse on Saturday evening in Chicago. 261479270
Reposted by PhineasPhineas @phineas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Some non-green heron birdos I shot yesterday as well 🪶 1354
Reposted by PhineasPhineas @phineas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Maybe I should have led with this photo from the end of the carousel. Don't want anyone to miss it. Punk AF. 48612
Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026After far right extremists actively undermining the foundations of society, the NYT’s favorite kind of politician is a conservative Democrat who will fight to make sure nothing improves and will roll over for the first kind 1163
Reposted by PhineasDan Gerstein @pebby.net · 25/09/2026New sticker from @phineas.bsky.social rules and combines well with other stickers for even more fun!! 083
Reposted by Phineaswe have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels 222688444