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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

hey dickhead how do your trans friends feel about you abandoning support of them?

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Dual Power Dave @davidwarschauer.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

God willing, you just fade away. To be never heard from again. 🤞

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gentlebro.bsky.social @gentlebro.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

wet n mad

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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

George likes spicy chicken

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Edgar Allan Chode𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

too bad the police couldn’t prevent you from criminally embarrassing yourself like this.

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Megan E. Human * free Link @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Wait you’ve left this up for a whole fucking day 😂😂😂😂

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🦂🐞🐛BumbleBre🐝🦋🕷 @hivesci.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

You just left this up?! Bwahaha!!! I would have deleted the whole account.

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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Hello Matthew, I think you meant to post this from your sock account ya roaster

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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

please, Matthew Yglesias only does this when they're very distressed

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Vivien🗡️🗡️🗡️JustJ @vivien3daggers.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Delete your account.

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Tom Tilley @ttilley64.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Dude, I've liked some of what you post, don't need to like all, that's fine. That said, I'm unfollowing, if you're using sockpuppets to praise yourself then the rest of us don't need to follow.

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absentnova.bsky.social @absentnova.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

You kind of suck at managing your burner accounts

Evan McLaren, Ayatollah of Japan 🇯🇵 @evanmclaren.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

In reducing your takes to a series of simple things you feel are obviously true, you may have reduced away other vital, urgent truths to such a degree that the resulting depiction of reality strikes many as hopelessly, offensively distorted and obtuse. That seems to be what angers people.

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The Gripe Gazette @gripegazette.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Forgot to switch to a sock puppet account?

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Josh Lowe @joshlowe.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Why are you referring to yourself in the third person?

Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

"true things are in fact true" is pretty rage-baity these days. 😉🙃

Gia Monroe 🇺🇸 @giamonroe.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Hello. Is this thing on? 😂😅

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🎃 Marxism no Jutsu 🎃 @marxismnojutsu.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

brutal. absolutely devastating. I would hang it up forever. so humiliating

Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Truly floored by the magnitude of the intellectual juggernaut in front of me rn.

Robotigan @robotigan.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

I realize you're a big advocate of abundance and social welfare, but maybe it's not healthy to allow so many critics to live in your head rent free.

more like dork empath @handle.invalid · 14/04/2025

if youre gonna sock puppet learn what an incognito window is, or a separate browser, or using your phone, or literally a dozen options you moron

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

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morrocc 3.0 @morrocc.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

C’mon, man. You’re an adult.

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Del the funk @delthefunk66.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

The amount of flop sweat on this man's head while he tries to figure out what the next step is has got to fill an Olympic sized pool.

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Beef Hardcake @beefhardcake.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

BAHAHAHAHA idiot

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WhimsicalSquirrel @whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Did you just embarrassingly forget to switch to your burner or more embarrassingly refer to yourself in the 3rd person like a complete dork ass?

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revwickscherrycoke.bsky.social @revwickscherrycoke.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Why’d this fat fuck forget to switch his burner

Astral Hill @astralhill.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Stupid fuck

RetailSisyphus @neverwhere11.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Couldn't have wrote it better yourself.

Kerry Reid (she/her) @kerryreid.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Point to you for keeping Mr. Sock Puppet Reply still up, I guess.

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the baddest bitch on bluesky @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

you fat loser

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Randy Carpenter @prac0691.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Maybe your personality has something to do with how people view you.

Merlin Knight @opossumbyknight.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

gonna leave this one up and pretend you were just casually referring to yourself in the 3rd person then bud?

Dan Houston @johnbrownwasright.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Uh. You went 3rd person? Lol My God you are a dork

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an_upsetting_baby_wearing_scary_contact_lenses @oldbaby.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

i can

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Edward Doty @edwarddoty.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

HAHAHAHAHA wow!

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terrasquad.bsky.social @terrasquad.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

oh yeah? you're a pathetic egg shaped loser that won't see heaven!

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Oliver Staley @ostaley.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Rickey Henderson would approve of your use of the third person.

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Damn Sexy Flanders @lucascorso.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Keeping this up is an interesting choice…

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mmejoan.bsky.social @mmejoan.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

a cartoon character with fxnow written on the bottom of the screen

ALT: a cartoon character with fxnow written on the bottom of the screen

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Tracksuit Cowboy @bordelac.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

One... BILLION Americans!

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RonsterTheMonster.bsky.social @ronsterthemonster.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Wow, impressive that this is still up.

Bobby @probablybobby.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Oh, you're actually this sort of pathetic.

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Joel, but the best 🇺🇦 @thebestjoel.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Okay Count Olaf

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Ben the Hammerhead @benhammerhead.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Ya need a sarcasm font or even start off with <sarcasm voice> because in this day & age, if all you do is post “sarcasm” that reads as real, you’re going to be continually misunderstood

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Wage Laborer @onlyhumannature.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

You didn't delete this?! Is this a cry for help?!

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Posting in an epic thread

Wild Colonial Girl - Voting Green 💚 = Voting against genocide 🍉 @colonialgirl.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Wild Colonial Girl is a stable genius with beautiful tits. Sincerely, I cannot think of anything less logical that a, "whole thing," being, "mostly..." Except, perhaps split infitinives and failing to understand punctuation. True Story. 🤔

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Beep Boop @blacklodgeowl.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

U write this while looking in the mirror? while you were taking a shit?

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Stevius @hurdygurdysky.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

lol you dipshit

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Idok • עידוק @idok.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Are you guys related?

Jake Berg @jacobsberg.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Why is this post still up?

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memphis11.bsky.social @memphis11.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

I don't think you're as 'good' as Matt Bruening at social media trolling, but you certainly are not a stranger.

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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

This is pathetic.

Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Matty channeling Ricky Henderson up in this bitch.

Spooky Rude Mean Gay @jezzerat.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

I'm going to wedgie you so hard you'll be peering out of the pee flap

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nodataman.bsky.social @nodataman.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

List seems unobjectionable to me.

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It’s a floor wax and a dessert topping! @pipercat.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Gives “delete your account” a whole new meaning

DAVID FROZEN ARNOLD @wariotush.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

wow I would probably delete my account if I were caught doing this

Matthew Budman, book guy @matthewbudman.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Speaking as a longtime reader & charter Slow Boring subscriber: indeed, not a trolly thinker at all! . . . but more than a bit trolly on social media, which is unfortunate since the practice deliberately antagonizes readers who might otherwise be persuadable.

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Jore @juravaudois.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

How is this still up 😂

This Must Be The Work Of An Enemy Stand @enemy-stand.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

LMAO

Rodrigo Aguilera 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @rodaimonia.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

One Billion Matt Yglesias (sock puppet accounts)

A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

So true bestie

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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

You should delete your accounts out of shame, then delete yourself

Elijah Woodn't @rootofalleli.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

This never would have happened if you stayed gone

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Bill's Rad Vermont @billsradvermont.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

I bet you also own at hat that says Matthew Yglesias is never wrong.

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full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

lmaooooo what a fuckin embarrassing ass loser !!

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Alex Merz 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦 @merz.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Bad news, Matthew (and Matthew):

Alabama Reflector@alabamareflector.com

Via @annabjournalist.bsky.social: HB 380, sponsored by Rep. Phillip Rigsby, R-Huntsville, said during a brief debate on Wednesday that he is not aware of any human cloning happening in Alabama or the United States, but he said that is the direction science is going

alabamareflector.com

Alabama House votes to make human cloning a felony | Alabama Reflector

HB 380 makes it a Class C felony, punishable by up to 10 years in prison, to engage in human cloning.

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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Sometimes you gotta talk to the realest person you know

michigan j fag @bongfurby.org · 14/04/2025

IT'S STILL UP?? bro cmon

Detryck von Doom @detryckvondoom.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

How dreadful.

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R.T. Ester @shoutoutmapes.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

lmao

Justin Stanley @justindstanley.com · 14/04/2025

l o fuckin l

Dan Nguyen @dancow.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Yes, Yglesias honestly reminds me of another great thinker in the category of “persecuted for being very smart and lovely”: the wonderful Dan Nguyen

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The Fool❌👑 @thefool37.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

I don't believe you are sincere when you pretend to this kind of ignorance. Also, how long have you been referring to yourself in the 3rd person like Trump?

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

a man in a green sweater is talking to another man in a green sweater .

Alt: a man in a green sweater, stuart smalley, is talking to himself in the mirror

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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

I'm always saying this to myself! - me, matthew yglesias

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Match 🔜 MFF, NFC @matchwolf.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

The fact this is still up just shows how stupid you really are. What makes you think anyone will take you seriously after something like this?

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RIP Democracy @hekintx.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

hahahahaha forgot to go to your burner account, didn't ya?

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Barrista @onbluskysku.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Matty when he gets back

jarvis delete this guy 's message is written above a man 's face

Alt: jarvis delete this guy's message is written above a man's face with a blue HUD display

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Rob Shearer @r.v.cx · 13/04/2025

Pretty sure I heard a rumor that you didn’t sufficiently condemn someone that I also heard third-hand was Very Bad.

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David Leigh Roth @notonebit.com · 14/04/2025

a close up of a man 's face with the words devour feculence below it

ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words devour feculence below it

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D @viral-protocol.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

You fuckin pathetic dweeb hahaha

a sock puppet with a clock on it 's arm is standing in front of a window .

ALT: a sock puppet with a clock on it 's arm is standing in front of a window .

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rmoffitt.bsky.social @rmoffitt.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Timothy Dalton & Timothy Dalton from Hot Fuzz

Normal Human Angela @werewolf.pizza · 14/04/2025

Lmao you corny bitch

A Travis-T @tr0rna.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Who are you talking to?

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Eric Black @l1mb0.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

So cringe...

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Lawyer Lady @lawyerlady.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Did you…. Just refer to yourself in the third person?

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Baron Sludge @daplajoie.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

a man in a tuxedo says whoopsie daisy

ALT: a man in a tuxedo says whoopsie daisy

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Stacy May @stacymay.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

😩😩😩

a woman in a blue shirt is making a funny face and says " so embarrassing "

ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is making a funny face and says " so embarrassing "

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P Collirigger @pcollirigger.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

I think he's decided to "raw dog" through this hysterical self-own.

a blurry picture of a man laying in a hospital bed

ALT: a blurry picture of a man laying in a hospital bed

emjayteejay.bsky.social @emjayteejay.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Weird, insecure loser

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Estrogen Elf @elfstrogen.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

The most hilarious thing of you using a socket account to post this is that you consider yourself a “thinker”.

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NoName999 @noname999.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Respect that you actually have the balls to leave this up at least lol

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Meathead @elmeathead.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Oh, buddy...

A screencap of Matthew Yglesias responding to himself in the 3rd person almost as if he forgot to switch to his burner account to kiss his own ass. The post reads "I sincerely cannot think of a less provocative, less trolly thinker than Yglesias whose whole thing is mostly just to insist that obviously true things are in fact true."

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Will O'MURDER @willowminder.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Willow Minder, one of the best follows on Bluesky, told me about this but I had to see for myself. Willow Minder is always right, this really is hilarious.

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kirin @koboldstyle.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

When you come back from lunch and see that you screwed up your sockpuppeting I hope the rest of your day is filled with a sort of omnipresent embarrassment

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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 14/04/2025

Don’t worry, everyone saw this.

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stop casting porosity @asseenoncctv.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Matty!

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Yeet Pray Love @beemore.top · 15/04/2025

A meme which reads "I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public"

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Ian Landsman @ianlandsman.com · 13/04/2025

Don’t let the haters get you down. These extremists over here need to hear what you have to say!

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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 14/04/2025

Good on your for not deleting this, Matty boy. Takes a lot of courage to shit your pants in public like this and not clean it up.

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💀WuClanTang💀, it’s just too Gary (scary) @yevkras.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

I agree with Yglesias onYglesias. Yglesias is not an extremely insightful thinker and his bullshit articles are bland cardboard-in-your-mouth pablum that always fails to live up to the promise made by their headline. His biggest accomplishment is to sneak fascist ideas into liberal discourse.

RTO hater @witoldhayes.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

just wanted to say 👋

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meeeps @mrmeeeps.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

You talking to yourself big dog?

Wrycke @wrycke.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA heeheeheehee BWAHAHAHAHAHA

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Tony @tonychiado.com · 13/04/2025

I think the third-person says everything about your arrogance. Insisting that your self-perceived centrism - on one side of you sits fascism, I'd add - is morally superior doesn't help your case, either.

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GregariousPosts @gregariousposts.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

You forgot to switch accounts, you fat bald fraud

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Roob @reubenhub.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

THE IRONY

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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Matt, you’re Matt. You know that, don’t you? Don’t you know you’re Matt, Matt?

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Fruit smile @mrbeastreal.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

You're a fraud. And we can assume you always have been. Fraud should be career-ending.

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Camila L @clond.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Thanks for improving my day, I haven't stopped laughing. It's not every day one gets to see a "my mommy black. My daddy black" moment in the wild, and one where you're calling yourself a truth-telling thinker? That's chef's kiss, my man.

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Adam @adamwwinters.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Strong John Barron move

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The Ill @the-ill.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Dude, your whole reputation and following on Twitter was based on your “hot takes”, ill-conceived posts for the purpose of sounding controversial. Otherwise known as trolls. We all enjoyed them, don’t get me wrong, but have some self-awareness!

Freelander @freelander.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Fucking LOSER

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Evan Steele @evan-steele.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Put me in the screenshot!!!

Brenton Mincemoyer @brentonsmince.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

What's more embarrassing? You forgetting to post this from your burner account or the fact that everybody knows that you don't wash your hands after you use the shitter?