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Sir, back up, I really appreciate you, thank you so so so much [airhorns] he/him

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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 6h
The English on here slagging Chalobah off, he had the best pass completion of anyone on the pitch and prevented two Czech goals in the first 12 minutes it genuinely blows my mind that people can't see how good he is
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 6h
gutted that Digger apparently sucks, while I fucking loathe Cruise it looked like a good time apparently not
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 7h
might have mentioned this before but The Americans is really fucken good yo
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 7h
I love this story
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 7h
How can we get Nathan Fielder into a rental home with Man City execs for the next 34 days
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 7h
i pnly post stone cold bangers
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Spagna - Call Me
YouTube video by TV80s
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 8h
Modern Day Country Singer Visits Folsom Prison to Advocate for Harsher Sentencing thehardtimes.net/culture/mode...
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Modern Day Country Singer Visits Folsom Prison to Advocate for Harsher Sentencing
FOLSOM, Calif. — Country singer Carlson Swagger brought his cowboy bootlickin’ brand of lawful country music to Folsom Prison today where he... Continue this tale
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 8h
"i'm not a hero" update (can't get a cleanlink for this, can anyone get screenshots? promise not to judge you, you probably have an account for work or something)
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The Last Yorkshireman (not from Yorkshire) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 12h
🙏 ❤️
lan Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social • 2h
Pilgrim's School
Private School
Yeah. So that was the best conference I have ever seen. I never dreamed I would see a prime minister with the bravery to do what he just did. 2/2
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Gildy Stern (Fully Rested) @oldhaml... • 2h
I'm in tears, we're going to fight the bastards at last
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Livsbian
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I burst out of the front door & could only bellow a sort primal sound of triumph! I'm so overcome!!
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Mr Socko @laotianrockrat.bsky.social · 9h
@rthonwesstreeting.bsky.social you want picking up in the morning pal?
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No explosives found in three vans searched near RAF Fairford, say police
Head of Counter Terrorism Policing defends decision to bail five British men arrested in connection with incident
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RG @geezypeas.bsky.social · 9h
We’re gonna rock down to The inland revenue They’re winding up Man City
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 10h
trevoh starts so no england hilarity tonight
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 11h
as an Obsidian Guy i am once again stating that Obsidian is fucking incredible
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Obsidian Is Now a Free Virtual Tabletop
YouTube video by Atlas VTT
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DJ Sabrina The Teenage DJ @djsabrina.bsky.social · 11h
we are so live on twitch! the witch is immaculate! no cap yet all visor! twitch.tv/djsabrinathe...
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Beefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 17h
Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms
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my physique is a bit like musk's, tbh, i have a weird spine on account of being too tall and quite, uh, top heavy but crucially, i don't fucking dress like that
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 12h
what if we just get Man City to pay for the National Care Service
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yung quaibo @videoteca-nod.org · 11h
punitive reinstatement of stuart pearce as manager
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he's a real one, i love him, always on the money
Wayne Rooney says Manchester City
should not be stripped of titles for rules
breach
‘I wouldn’t feel comfortable...I don’t think we deserved it’
Manchester United finished second to City in 2011-12
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 11h
"Nationalise football" is what im hearing...
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edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 13h
Andy Burnham could’ve turned going lectern-free into a real win by speaking from behind a podium instead but after years of Keir Starmer’s face Labour are understandably wary of visual jokes
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Burnham's speech has had zero impact on the betting for Camden, which confirms my existing theory that the odds are based on absolutely fuck all Notable that nobody's doing polling there this time, for some reason? The line still makes zero sense to me. Probably cope, but... IDGI
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 14h
Elite Dangerous [2014-??]
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 14h
so The Guardian have finally reported the Israel fans racially abusing Adam Idah... ...in a David Squires cartoon... ...where he appears to have been forced to crowbar the phrase "in response to the atrocities of 7 October" into the first panel, but, uh, isn't allowed to use the "G-word"
ocr dump of some bullshit below, i'm not tidying it up
"FOOTBALL USED TO &€ A BIT SIMPLER . [T CERTAINLY FELT THAT WAY WHILE
WATCHING IRELAND MANAGER. HEIMIR HALLGRIMSSON FIELD QUESTIONS froM
ISRAELI REPORTERS ABOUT IRELAND'S FRIENDLY WITH NAZI GERMANY 1N 1A%6
AS HE Rowed BACK HIS PREVIOUS USE 0F THE G-WORD (N REFeRENCE To
THE \SRAEU GOVERNMENT'S WEAPONISED STARVATION, MASS KIUANG AND
DISPLACEMENT oF PALESTINE'S CINILIAN POPULATION IN RESPONSE To THE
ATRoC(TIES CF T GCTOBER . PERHAPS HE FOUND HIMSELF WISHING HE'D
FOLLOWED HIS FATHER INTo THE FISHING NET REPAIR (INDUSTRY.
| —"
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
several of you have been asking for an update on "we count numbers consecutively in an irc channel" and i'm pleased to announce someone made the effort to draw a graph
a time/count graph of the irc counting game, there are seven lines that trend upwards, surprisingly at a consistent rate
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15h
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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I had no idea "Thatcher made nationalization illegal" was even an excuse for keeping water privatized, I have never heard that as an argument?
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Dr Phoenix CS Andrews @thatdocphoenix.com · 15h
The politics of No Man’s Land: in this essay I will
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 16h
Why is the Government going after pensioners? It's time to tax the rich
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Burnham taking the stage to All Together Now, which is famously a cheerful, hopeful song about being with your mates and having a great future
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 17h
We love to see it
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greetings from sunny hejstynz
a map of the SE of England filled with phonetic spellings of English place names
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 18h
fine, cinemascope it is
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there's a thing that's been happening near me where gangs of large men in hoodies run up and down the promenade getting in people's way, they call it "Parkrun", which is Iranian for "Ambient sweating on the infidel"
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 19h
Phoning up MI5 to say I think all the dog shit, fly-tipping and St. George's Flag graffiti around my area might be an Iranian plot
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timoconnorbl.bsky.social @timoconnorbl.bsky.social · 19h
We must imagine Sisyphus paddling.
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yeah ok morris very "good"
Tottenham points deduction?
Investigation finds Spurs broke
agent rulesin2008 in relation
to Jermain Defoe's transfer
from Portsmouth
Tottenham could face a points deduction after an investigation
found rules were broken in the transfer that brought Jermain
Defoe to the club.
¢ Defoe signed for Portsmouth in 2008
¢ Unlicensed agent used in transfer
¢ FA could review deal and sanction Sapurs
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no on both counts
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BLASTING THE LANZA in late september
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M @kansappa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just Gary things™
Gary lasereyes the white and black cat lays on a pale purple storage box on his back with his belly upright. He has his paws stretched out with fingers extended and his expression looks like shock and terror.  Behind him is a vague green scene out rhe window
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me reading ur posts
 Nina Sergeevna Krilova from The Americans (played by Annet Mahendru, a dark haired woman wearing lipstick and a calmly patronising expression). The caption reads "This is your first real posting, is it not?"
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we'll do it in the next parliament bro, just you wait, totally gonna do it next time
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Barbie Girl, Interrupted @leesha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My high effort posts would be worse
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"wow what a low effort post." yes. exactly. it's a post
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Love this show but Phillip's wigs, man, come on now
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Rachel Cole @rmartincole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cover of report "London Noise Survey" from the Ministry of Public Building and Works. Abstract radiating design under title text.
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this, and the Manor Solomon stuff, is all an attempt to distract attention from the monkey chanting 150 fans in a stadium and they were till doing racism. they should be thrown out
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm begging for socialists to add an ounce of electoralism to their politics.
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everyone at the Independent has been trying to avoid calling Rentoul "Ioan" for so long they've forgotten how words work
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