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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Southern California ‘bout to get that Baja Blast 🤔
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This could be us, but you playin’
Two blue morning glories nuzzled up together
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Excuse me?! I consider myself more of a Guinness slut, tyvm 🧐
Back of Club America jersey, which says Corona across the yoke and Bimbo near the bottom hem.
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ice magnets meme, but changed to:
PANTS
HOW DO THEY WORK
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Shittin’ on the dock of the bay
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Never send to know for whom the butt mogs; it mogs for thee.
Zoomed in crop of OG butt mogger
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A knackered looking Eddy Merckx, formerly the undisputed greatest cyclist of all time, surrounded by journalists with a quote bubble.
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Could you please send someone over to pick up your lazy grandma?
Pizza box with chit that says:

1 14” Lazy Grandma
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“Bluesky’s got the juice.” fr?! I love juice. Is it apple? I could definitely go for some apple juice right about now.
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
your favorite disney princess wrong answers only
Album cover of Frank Black’s Teenager of the Year. He’s wearing a crown and clutching a bouquet of red roses as if he’s just won a beauty pageant.
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Can’t stay away from …
Me, in front of a Nick’s Hole sign
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Jus’ a li’l guy …
Diminutive tree frog on a turquoise door frame.
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I pledge to only be stored in black plastic sacks and placed in rogue containers that were not provided.
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Robyn Hitchcock with the most unhinged way to, simultaneously, open his new album and memorialize his father, lmfao …
Opening lyrics of I Am This Thing by Robyn Hitchcock on genius.com:

I owe a lot to a dead man’s cock
Tick tock, tick tock
I love to rock
I am this thing
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
How ‘bout this finger?! Do you recognize this one, you piece of $#!@ computer?!
Me, flipping the bird to a Windows lock screen that says, “Your fingerprint couldn’t be recognized. Try using a different finger.”
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
NOAA National Weather Service 
Tropical Depression Two 
Electric Boogaloo
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Book cover for who Moved My Cheese?, only the cheese that is in place of the v has been replaced with an upside down poop emoji, and the word “Cheese” has been replaced with “Poop”.
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I lost my sweet pupper to cancer this week and am currently in the Grindcore stage of grief.
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Even if this did happen, Evanfundicals would still be twisting themselves into pretzels trying to justify their support of him. "God loved him so much, he needed him up there instantly!"
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It's difficult to find a quality monocle these days 🧐
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I forgot to add the explanation that my feed had the quoted post right under a post about the Futurama logo generator. So, I decided to mix them ...
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Quoted post text fed into the new Futurama logo generator, which reads:

Happy 6/9
To all who celebrate!
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Could there be a more apropos way for "it" to happen?! ⚡💀🪦
Screenshot of an article with a photo of the construction of UFC fight ring in front of the White House and the headline:

Storms could disrupt UFC White House event
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Drops the needle on Side One of Yoko Ono/Plastic Ono Band ... [Alien leaves Earth at warp speed]
Yoko Ono/Plastic Ono Band
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The Burger King mascot with a word bubble at the bottom
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Logo made with the Burger King Logo Font Generator:

[top bun]
WHOPP
ER?!
[bottom bun]

[tagline:]
I don't even know 'er
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I wish DoorDash Grandma had been NeckShiv Grandma 😭
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Out-Hitlerin' Hitler mode: Engaged ...
Trump with his ignorant gob open, sitting in front of an orb shaped sconce that makes him appear to have devil horns.
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It's War Crimes Tuesday ... which comes just after War Crimes Monday ... which comes after War Crimes Sunday ... etc., etc.
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Spring is sproinging
Peach blossoms
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I decided to add a little flair to the broken urinal at work ...
A urinal with an OUT OF ORDER sign, above which there is a picture of Al Pacino in a righteous finger pointing rage from ... And Justice for All and a quote bubble that says, "YOU'RE"
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Futbol teams playing in the UEFA Conference League tournament be having names that sound like onomatopoeia for sounds I've made at various times of my life while blowing chunks 🤔
Screen shot of matches between teams with the names Lech, Omonia, Rikeka, Shkëndija, Samsunspor, Drita, Celja and Jagiellonia; all sounds I have made while vomiting at some time or other.
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
NNNNOOOOOOOOoooooo 😭
Screenshot: Actress Catherine O'Hara dies at 71
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Billy Bragg @billybragg.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I wrote this yesterday about the hero city of Minneapolis www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKOW...
youtube.com
BILLY BRAGG - CITY OF HEROES
YouTube video by Billy Bragg
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Me, knowing we're past the shortest day of Winter ... *bonus content in the Alt text
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Jingle told me to tell y'all Merry Christmas
Jingle, a full figured tuxedo cat, sending you good holiday vibes from next to his tree.
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Chapter One: Create login Chapter Two: LOG OFF The End
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Winter sunset
Sun setting at Burch Reserve, just touching the horizon.Sunset just after the Sun went below the horizon at Burch Reserve.
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Cheers, mufos! 🍻
Ya boy, hoisting a nearly empty pint glass just beyond a burrata margherita pizza, wishing you all the best
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
what the f#@& are these people reading?!
Amazon "Bring a book to life" advertisement with a reader in the foreground and some kind of ai generated looking fever dream of a scene behind them.Amazon "Bring a book to life" advertisement with a reader in the foreground and some kind of ai generated looking fever dream of a scene behind them.Amazon "Bring a book to life" advertisement with a reader in the foreground and some kind of ai generated looking fever dream of a scene behind them.Amazon "Bring a book to life" advertisement with a reader in the foreground and some kind of ai generated looking fever dream of a scene behind them.
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Hi(gh)! 👋
Me, in a 2024/25 Wolverhampton away jersey
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Gentlepeople, I am currently kinda high (after two solid years of no thc) and listening to the newly-remastered second album by Sigh (Japanese Black Metal). Oh, and I'm watching the USWNT whipping Italy, because I can multitask
Cover art for Infidel Art (2025 Remaster) by Sigh
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Happy Spanksgiving to those that celebrate!
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I am a glutton for funishment.
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Ghanaian film poster for Garfield The Movie. Garfield is firing Uzis in each hand and is wearing a belt with grenades attached. Helicopters fly overhead in a red sky and orange explosions are all over.
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Oh wow, Link does talk in this.
Live action Link and Zelda standing in a field. Link asks,
“Hey Princess, how do they transport slime across Hyrule?”
“I don’t know, Link. How?”Closeup of Link
“On a ChuChu train.”Zelda looks on, silent and defeated
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Please, call me Frankenstein's Monster. "Frankenstein" was my dad.
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Not to get overly political, but I do have some opinions on how things should be run ...
A "No Child Left Behind" logo edited to say "No Donut Left Behind". The logo is designed like the US flag as an open book, but the left page is a blue field with the silhouette of a child's head gazing up at three stars overhead done in white, and the right side is red and white stripes. I have altered the blue field to have a donut with a bite mark in front of the child's mouth.
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Oh, this dick is dead, you say? Excellent! Rest in piss, Cheney.
Dick Cheney looking dickish
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⛧ 𐕣 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖞𝖆𝖙𝖙 𐕣 ⛧ @quietwyatt.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Forgot to put a warning label on this ...
A media rating label that says: PG - Traditional Godzilla Violence
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