Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 4hBLAHAHAHAHA I love that JD's version of Trump's "big, muscular men walking up w/ tears in their eyes" is "messy drunk woman hitting on me at a convention." 110
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 6hIsn't it some kind of folk wisdom that if you survive an execution, God is watching out for you for whatever reason? So if the state tries to kill you again, they're going against God? 000
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 7hthe staffer who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks game has been identifiedstatic.klipy.comAziz Ansari's Better Than Expected SmileAlt: Aziz Ansari's Better Than Expected Smile 031
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 18hI also hate the "team with the better record hosts all 3 WC games" that MLB adopted for this year. That's preposterous, man! It should always be 1-1-1 if you're playing a best of 3 series. 560
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 18hMan, these 3 game series feel fraudulent to me, whether they be in MLB or the WNBA. Give me back the 1 and done play-in games for the Wild Cards. I want to see teams empty out their bullpens and benches for 1 game because losing literally means there's no tomorrow. 000
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Oates is correct that we have tolerated assembly line crap for a lot of cultural production so why get all worked up about AI making assembly line crap? Where Oates goes wrong, though, is sometimes that assembly crap becomes art because a particularly demented human turns it into an obsession. 000
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026So...I had my picture taken with one of those digital "polaroid" cameras and as I was waiting for my image to appear, I noticed there was a warning on it: "Do not put in mouth." Whaaaaa??? lol 000
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This isn't just bad taste or being oblivious to how ppl engage with art. This is outright hostility to the idea that art requires humanity to have meaning. Nick is almost giddy at the idea that musicians might lose their cultural power. This is straight up revenge of the nerds. 010
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If Nakase's Valkyries advance deep into these playoffs playing team ball, that CoY vote is going to look uncomfortable, especially after Reeve had no answer for NY this year. 000
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Sure thing, boss. Real fucking stupid, just like you asked.” 010
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Personally, I think when Trump does shit like this, it’s less “grand authoritarian plan” and more a malign personality saying, “Why shouldn’t I be able to do this? I’m special!” The end result might be the same but the different motives matter too. 011
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In no particular order: 1. Trainspotting 2. Brazil 3. Gosford Park 4. Monty Python's Life of Brian 5. Sid and Nancy 010
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So the guy whose entire business is contingent on more AI integration and more aggressive development of frontier AI because all that requires the chips his company makes is trying super hard to pretend AI safety and alignment is hyperbolic overreaction? You don't say? lol 010
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Zac Creggers’ RESIDENT EVIL reboot was a lot of cheeky good fun but the last third got just a bit too goofy for my taste. The first 2/3rds, though, was a very excellent balance of meta-humor and expert horror pacing/tropes. Overall, a smart and clever reboot of a tired cinematic franchise. 000
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026WTF is this? THIS is tolerated post-#MeToo? I guess I’m just too old and well-adjusted to think any of this shit is tolerable. 000
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026WNBA round 1 predictions: Lynx over Liberty in 3 Fever over Aces in 3 Dream over Mystics in 3 Valkyries over Wings in 2 000
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That AI lady in the front has the wingspan of Giannis Antetokounmpo 😂😂😂 000
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ok even if this is AI, it’s really well done! (The humor is obviously blunt force and a little cringe but the consistency of the actors, the camera cuts, and the pacing are all professional grade.) 010
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization 010
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Here's the thing about Star Wars. It is a setting where the Galactic Empire controls many sectors in a massive galaxy comprised of billions of star systems. Everyone in that vastness cannot possibly care much about the Skywalker family. Why does Disney insist on focusing on just this one story? 031
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm tempted to mute all mentions of Trump on Bluesky but I'm afraid I might miss the announcement that he had a heart attack on the toilet. 020
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Good. Not to dox them or any of that nonsense. More to remind ICE agents that there is a paper trail of evidence everything they do no matter how many stupid masks they wear. 010
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This should be eye opening for all of us because we’re all guilty of this. Social media has deformed all of us. Instead of reading this story & having it make you feel good about yourself because you would never prejudge ppl and pile on, have it make you feel self-aware and self-reflective instead. 000
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Little does David Perdue know but a pinky swear in Chinese culture is a sign of weakness and passivity! /s 010
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I have no opinion about players filing suit to go back to college but it does feel a little like trying to crawl back into the womb because the world is too scawwy 😂 010
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I find it disconcerting that we've normalized just brushing off these incidents as "Oh, those pesky AI agents! They're so mischievous!" when a human employee of OpenAI doing the same thing would be seen as legal jeopardy. 060
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Here's the problem. I've watched 12 of the top 20 but of those 12, I've only managed to finish 6 of them (watched every episode). How do I know if Fleabag (watched both seasons) is better than Atlanta if I've only watched the first 2 seasons of Atlanta??? This is an epistemic nightmare! 010
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m amused people are getting so worked up about this list when I’m like “Uh, I’ve watched maybe 20% of these shows so I can’t really say if X show deserves to be higher than Y show” 🤷🏻♂️ 010
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Don't worry - the honking horns, the banging pots and pans, and the electronic dance music in the streets will be enough to wake me up 😂😂😂 062
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Well, I hope it slowly sunk in how isolated Israel is in the world 🤷♂️ 010
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026JD Vance in 2026: "Notice I said 'might.' And heroin's not all bad?" 000
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026What happened? This happened? 😂😂😂static.klipy.comGlenn Close: Ignored in Fatal AttractionAlt: Glenn Close: Ignored in Fatal Attraction 021
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Noice! The trailer clearly senses something has changed in how the public thinks about this piece of shit. Love it! 010
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026FYI, when Trump visited China, Xi sent his VP to meet him on the tarmac. Trump going himself to receive Xi on the tarmac is uncommon for an American president. 041
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026As someone who is engaged in an existential struggle w/ high school students to prevent them from offloading their cognition to AI at the age of 16-17, Huang is a fucking. How the fuck do you become a "systems thinker" when your formative years are spent copying & pasting answers from a machine? 010
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Investigations. Charges. Trials. Prison. No excuses. 010
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026How sheltered from how things actually work would make you think this would work or that it's a loophole instead of just fraud? 010
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Republicans rallying around Susan Collins for committing a crime. 010
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When the dummymander discourse begins, my schadenfreude will be intense enough to rival the sun. 000
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The schadenfreude is becoming almost overwhelming! 😂 000
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I don't want to get ahead of my skis here, but holding this on a Wednesday and requiring people to be there pretty much all day kind of hyper-selects for a certain kind of person from a certain kind of socioeconomic class, no? 000
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026lol says the guy who was accused of paying a 17 year old girl for sex. 000
Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Over 50% of Democrats are ok with the military couping Trump. You think Dems in a deep blue city are in an establishment mood??? 010