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Brian Morans

@whpshw.bsky.social
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Dad, husband, son, brother, educator, proud union member. "I'd like to apologize for the behavior of my passion."

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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 4h
BLAHAHAHAHA I love that JD's version of Trump's "big, muscular men walking up w/ tears in their eyes" is "messy drunk woman hitting on me at a convention."
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 6h
Isn't it some kind of folk wisdom that if you survive an execution, God is watching out for you for whatever reason? So if the state tries to kill you again, they're going against God?
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 7h
the staffer who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks game has been identified
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Aziz Ansari's Better Than Expected Smile
Alt: Aziz Ansari's Better Than Expected Smile
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 18h
I also hate the "team with the better record hosts all 3 WC games" that MLB adopted for this year. That's preposterous, man! It should always be 1-1-1 if you're playing a best of 3 series.
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 18h
Man, these 3 game series feel fraudulent to me, whether they be in MLB or the WNBA. Give me back the 1 and done play-in games for the Wild Cards. I want to see teams empty out their bullpens and benches for 1 game because losing literally means there's no tomorrow.
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oates is correct that we have tolerated assembly line crap for a lot of cultural production so why get all worked up about AI making assembly line crap? Where Oates goes wrong, though, is sometimes that assembly crap becomes art because a particularly demented human turns it into an obsession.
“This is why AI-generated romance novels make perfect sense. Formulaic fiction doesn’t need to be written by hand, so to speak; what difference does it make if a machine ‘writes’ it? There are machine-made clothes & there are custom-made clothes. They appeal to different consumers.”
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can we launch this dumbass out of a cannon?
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So...I had my picture taken with one of those digital "polaroid" cameras and as I was waiting for my image to appear, I noticed there was a warning on it: "Do not put in mouth." Whaaaaa??? lol
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This isn't just bad taste or being oblivious to how ppl engage with art. This is outright hostility to the idea that art requires humanity to have meaning. Nick is almost giddy at the idea that musicians might lose their cultural power. This is straight up revenge of the nerds.
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If Nakase's Valkyries advance deep into these playoffs playing team ball, that CoY vote is going to look uncomfortable, especially after Reeve had no answer for NY this year.
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon movie poster
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Michael King no-hitting the Cubs through 6...
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Sure thing, boss. Real fucking stupid, just like you asked.”
Schmitt and his two idiot cronies.
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Personally, I think when Trump does shit like this, it’s less “grand authoritarian plan” and more a malign personality saying, “Why shouldn’t I be able to do this? I’m special!” The end result might be the same but the different motives matter too.
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In no particular order: 1. Trainspotting 2. Brazil 3. Gosford Park 4. Monty Python's Life of Brian 5. Sid and Nancy
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So the guy whose entire business is contingent on more AI integration and more aggressive development of frontier AI because all that requires the chips his company makes is trying super hard to pretend AI safety and alignment is hyperbolic overreaction? You don't say? lol
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Getting it down to 9 was pretty much impossible.
Civilization II, Might and Magic, and Dark Age of Camelot point to a love of worlds you can inhabit for a long time; Mass Effect and Dragon Age: Origins add consequential choices and companions. Then GTA III, BioShock, and The Last of Us each show a different way a game can make its world feel vivid and unsettling. Counter-Strike is the outlier in the best way: pure skill, teamwork, and stories that happen between players.
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Zac Creggers’ RESIDENT EVIL reboot was a lot of cheeky good fun but the last third got just a bit too goofy for my taste. The first 2/3rds, though, was a very excellent balance of meta-humor and expert horror pacing/tropes. Overall, a smart and clever reboot of a tired cinematic franchise.
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WTF is this? THIS is tolerated post-#MeToo? I guess I’m just too old and well-adjusted to think any of this shit is tolerable.
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WNBA round 1 predictions: Lynx over Liberty in 3 Fever over Aces in 3 Dream over Mystics in 3 Valkyries over Wings in 2
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That AI lady in the front has the wingspan of Giannis Antetokounmpo 😂😂😂
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok even if this is AI, it’s really well done! (The humor is obviously blunt force and a little cringe but the consistency of the actors, the camera cuts, and the pacing are all professional grade.)
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Woody Harrelson as a hippy slacker with dreads, wearing a Baja pullover, and holding a bong.
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here's the thing about Star Wars. It is a setting where the Galactic Empire controls many sectors in a massive galaxy comprised of billions of star systems. Everyone in that vastness cannot possibly care much about the Skywalker family. Why does Disney insist on focusing on just this one story?
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm tempted to mute all mentions of Trump on Bluesky but I'm afraid I might miss the announcement that he had a heart attack on the toilet.
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good. Not to dox them or any of that nonsense. More to remind ICE agents that there is a paper trail of evidence everything they do no matter how many stupid masks they wear.
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This should be eye opening for all of us because we’re all guilty of this. Social media has deformed all of us. Instead of reading this story & having it make you feel good about yourself because you would never prejudge ppl and pile on, have it make you feel self-aware and self-reflective instead.
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Little does David Perdue know but a pinky swear in Chinese culture is a sign of weakness and passivity! /s
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have no opinion about players filing suit to go back to college but it does feel a little like trying to crawl back into the womb because the world is too scawwy 😂
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I find it disconcerting that we've normalized just brushing off these incidents as "Oh, those pesky AI agents! They're so mischievous!" when a human employee of OpenAI doing the same thing would be seen as legal jeopardy.
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here's the problem. I've watched 12 of the top 20 but of those 12, I've only managed to finish 6 of them (watched every episode). How do I know if Fleabag (watched both seasons) is better than Atlanta if I've only watched the first 2 seasons of Atlanta??? This is an epistemic nightmare!
NYT top 100 shows of the 21st century.
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mark Hanna in Wolf of Wall Street saying: "You gotta stay relaxed. Do you drink ice coffee?"
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m amused people are getting so worked up about this list when I’m like “Uh, I’ve watched maybe 20% of these shows so I can’t really say if X show deserves to be higher than Y show” 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't worry - the honking horns, the banging pots and pans, and the electronic dance music in the streets will be enough to wake me up 😂😂😂
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Take my wife, please! 😂
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, I hope it slowly sunk in how isolated Israel is in the world 🤷‍♂️
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
JD Vance in 2026: "Notice I said 'might.' And heroin's not all bad?"
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What happened? This happened? 😂😂😂
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Glenn Close: Ignored in Fatal Attraction
Alt: Glenn Close: Ignored in Fatal Attraction
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Noice! The trailer clearly senses something has changed in how the public thinks about this piece of shit. Love it!
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
FYI, when Trump visited China, Xi sent his VP to meet him on the tarmac. Trump going himself to receive Xi on the tarmac is uncommon for an American president.
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As someone who is engaged in an existential struggle w/ high school students to prevent them from offloading their cognition to AI at the age of 16-17, Huang is a fucking. How the fuck do you become a "systems thinker" when your formative years are spent copying & pasting answers from a machine?
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Investigations. Charges. Trials. Prison. No excuses.
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How sheltered from how things actually work would make you think this would work or that it's a loophole instead of just fraud?
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Republicans rallying around Susan Collins for committing a crime.
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When the dummymander discourse begins, my schadenfreude will be intense enough to rival the sun.
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The schadenfreude is becoming almost overwhelming! 😂
Nate Silver's Silver Bulletin showing Trump now at -22.4 approval.
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't want to get ahead of my skis here, but holding this on a Wednesday and requiring people to be there pretty much all day kind of hyper-selects for a certain kind of person from a certain kind of socioeconomic class, no?
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lol says the guy who was accused of paying a 17 year old girl for sex.
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ETTD Jaxson Dart
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Over 50% of Democrats are ok with the military couping Trump. You think Dems in a deep blue city are in an establishment mood???
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