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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sorry, not sorry. The President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ants will soon master clothing. Are YOU prepared?
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yup, that’s me in the kitchen washing dishes and yelling at the oldies station on the AM radio playing “Tuesday Afternoon” IT’S BECAUSE YOU ARE TRIPPING, THAT’S WHY
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Natalie Harp is a young woman who is simply trying to be helpful. She’s just a child, for Pete’s sake. For crying out loud, I was still in high school when she was born! Have you heard about Yo La Tengo? They’re pretty great, dude.
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Hearty White @heartywhite.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Frankfort, KY. Weird recalled film that I chose to shoot instead of return. #filmphotography #film #kentucky
Photo of side of brick building with mural consisting of rainbow and birds. Mostly blue. The sky appears pink because the film is weird or damaged.
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Joel Dongsteen @joeldongsteen.northsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sometimes we’re carrying burdens, weighed down by trouble, living worried. We're trying to fix it all in our own strength. The scripture says, “Cast your burdens on your dick, release the weight of it, and it will sustain you.” If you’ll release the burden then your dick will carry you.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Medical debt is a great opportunity to learn how different types of frozen foods seem to have synchronized their cooking times to allow for a big baking sheet of different items cooked up together, each and all ready to burn the crap out of your tongue.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I need to bone up on the kind of rhetoric that makes one a shout-em-down kinda guy.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The moment is swiftly approaching when Western Culture must stand up and defend the values and the complex belief system that brought goodness and light into the vast expanses that had previously not learned of and benefited from the presence and the actions of great men such as Eric Clapton.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’m no historian, but AI might be the most jiveass gimmick ever.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's absolutely insane we've somehow let the Covid recriminations debate become like "why didn't we reopen in person schools before there was a vaccine" and not "why did none of the trump guys go to jail for stealing PPE from New York hospitals in March 2020"
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
20: “Look at me cracking my knuckles.” 30: “I like getting my back cracked.” 40: “Damn, my elbow just cracked. Ow.” 50: “HOW THE HELL CAN AN ENTIRE TORSO CRACK??”
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Al Michaels looks like he feels like he’s on a spaceship.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Jumping beans are horrific.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Forever using “nigh” rather than “soon” because I lost a bet once.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
There’s a moment in Moby Dick where Melville is all like “Dude, it’s like 85 degrees in New England right now. And here I am sitting in the loft of the barn in the backyard drinking hot black tea and sweating my balls off. I mean, I’m dripping all over my manuscript, my editor’s gonna be pissed.”
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Bought a 10 pack of Toast Chee packs and each of the 10 6 pack packs of Toast Chee in the 10 pack of Toast Chee was labeled for individual sale so now whenever I eat one of the 10 6 packs of Toast Chee I take the wrapper to the 7-11 down the street and make them scan it cuz I pay for my Toast Chee.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Workshopping with the team a restaurant venture. Could be a trailblazer. Blessure à la Bouche is the hottest (ha!ha!) trend in Parisian culinary arts, and it is most definitely not for the faint of heart (or tongue). Serve all dishes still boiling, and force patrons at gunpoint to eat immediately.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
1995: Dude, I’m standing here at the bowl and I can’t even piss because I’m tripping balls and the water looks like it’s moving up and down. 2025: Dude, I’m standing here at the bowl and I can’t even piss because my prostate is immense and the water is moving up and down because it’s windy outside.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Grover’s just doing the job he was hired to do. He really doesn’t even like kids all that much. Dude’s just happy to have a paying gig is all, and good for him.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Just woke from a dream wherein Frank Sinatra reanimates as a stout, horseshoe bald black guy and drops a single titled “Bullshit to Be With Her”
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
James Taylor forgetting he’s in Two Lane Blacktop is the is the Norman Mailer biting off a piece of Rip Torn’s ear during a hammer fight of Academy Award winners not being present to accept the award.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The Haggen? Two blocks down, make a left on Electric Avenue, take it higher, the Haggen will be on your left hand side.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I once came out of a blackout at the bus station on Electric Avenue. Not sure how or why I rocked down there.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Rocking down to Electric Avenue will in no way help us to take it higher.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Mitch just texted me all like “yo, I’m dead, wanna hang?”
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
My real poll numbers still suck pretty bad.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The death rattle of white supremacy has become the MAGA death march. They'll destroy everything, including themselves. Really sad and pathetic to watch. It would be pitiful if it weren't so dangerous and violent.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Samuel Alito's dad was born in Calabria, Italy in 1914, which was a completely failed state shithole at the time. You either spent your life farming dirt or got killed at 16 working for an Ndrangheta underboss. Now his son spends all day panicking about uncivilized Haitians.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Pepper Jack says let’s go.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Hate to complain, spell check, but I spell it aluminium.
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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Sometimes you have to allow the toxic folks to bury themselves. No matter how much you loved them. They never learn, change or care.
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Ed "Abolish ICE” Costanza @gojira65.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Trump is an 80-year-old buffoon who will make decisions based on what the last sycophant he talked to tells him is a good idea. And the "Board of Peace," which she mentions 4 times (the last one calls it "an improbable vehicle"), is a Trumpian vanity project that somehow got the UN's buy-in.
The Board of Peace (BoP), or the Peace Board, is an international organization with the stated purpose of promoting peacebuilding around the world.[2][3][4] Established by President Donald Trump and led by the government of the United States, the board is named in United Nations Security Council Resolution 2803 as a body tasked with overseeing the processes of the Gaza peace plan.[2] The Board of Peace was proposed in September 2025 and formally established on the side-lines of the 56th World Economic Forum in January 2026.[5][6][7]

Resolution 2803 welcomed the board to aid with reconstruction efforts in the Gaza Strip, via the National Committee for the Administration of Gaza (NCAG), and authorized it to deploy a temporary peacekeeping force.[8] Participating countries are required to contribute US$1 billion to the organization to renew membership after the first three years.[9] As of 2026, 25 of the 62 invited countries have signed the board's charter.[10][11][12] The board's launch failed to attract enthusiasm from most world leaders and it did not gain support from a number of Western countries.[13]

Several policy analysts and officials have expressed concerns about the board's governance model, raising concerns over the decision-making authority concentrated in its chair, Donald Trump, who has indicated he intends to remain chairman for life. European nations have expressed concern over the board usurping the role of the United Nations (UN) and exceeding its stated purpose to aid the Gaza strip.[14][11][15][16] Trump has stated that the BoP could potentially replace the UN, describing it as "the most prestigious Board ever assembled, at any time, any place".[5][17][18] By May 2026, the BoP had no funds in its official World Bank account, despite $17 billion in pledges by member states. Donations have gone into a J. P. Morgan account with no oversight.[19]
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Ed "Abolish ICE” Costanza @gojira65.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This is totally unnecessary, and seems written solely to make people on both the left and the right to hate Hillary Clinton more than they already do. But the worst thing about it is that it treats Trump as a rational actor, capable of following through on anything contained in the framework.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Groups reject me, thanks anyway.
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Platner very much is a discernible type, but it’s not “flawed but basically decent working class joe.” It’s “prep school creep with a sadistic streak and an ironclad confidence that it will never catch up to him.“
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Ice Cube’s whole schtick has been hilarious since 1989. Terrific rapper, though.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
ACHTUNG! Icy Hot Stuntaz have pulled out of the maga rally thing
It’s Icy Hot Stuntaz. You expect me to describe this?
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Snapple means something deeper to me. Because, you see, I’m old.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Ran over a fur splotch in the spaghetti bowl by Willowbrook this afternoon. I think it was a fox.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I just got word that some band I was in thirty years ago when I was doing an obscene amount of acid got a gig at the 250 years thing. I don’t remember any of those fucking songs.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
GO NEW YORK GO NEW YORK GO
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Spam tastes like band-aids. Well seared spam tastes like used band-aids.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
engagement bait is despicable. like and repost if you agree
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Rose Ann The Sharer @thecleannewdeal.org · 21/05/2026
Even without the full release and endless redactions of the Epstein files, we know the President raped children. It is all there in the files we can see and the court documents that have been released. He. Raped. Kids. He is a sick fuck.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Currently air keytaring to some Styx.
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El Borscht @elborscht.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Keep reading Against Nature. Over and over and over again. Eventually it will make you cool.
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