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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Weirdly, the dead kid in the “United Appeal for the Dead” segment of Kentucky Fried Movie.

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Actually, if Kid Rock had a verse about how Charlie Kirk deserved it, I’m fine with this line.

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Some enterprising junior film executive must have at least floated the idea of approaching Adele to do the theme to Whalefall.

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Mr. Bean Mr. Bean Goes Hawai’ian Bean Everlasting Ballistic: Ecks vs. Mr. Bean Johnny English

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Whipping out a vape the size and shape of a ghostbusters’ proton pack and blowing a fat cloud of cotton candy vape juice directly in Kai Ryasdal’s mouth.

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Found out Stanley tucci is married to Emily blunt’s sister, now all I can think of is Tucci enduring Jon Krazinski at a dinner party.

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Somehow McConnell’s corpse is pulling one and a half points ahead of his opponent, astronaut physician Navy seal, Reverend Samantha Jones, DDS, Esquire.

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It’s their almost incandescent desire for anyone under the age of 60 to substantially agree with them politically.

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

One of the big reasons I hope Democrats in power actually wield that power against the criminal elements in the Republican Party is that they will try to run the “senile old man“ defense for Donald Trump. And he’s going to be so comically bad at pretending to be senile.

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

On an episode of Who’s The Boss they’re trying to save $, but Angela buys something expensive. Upon finding out Tony exclaims “you bought X?!? - I’ve been saving dryer lint to make a quilt!” It went off the air when I was 9, so I’ve thought of that line every time I’ve ever emptied a lint trap.

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

One day you’re seeing a lynching in a still frame from a sneaker commercial and the next you’re breathlessly describing the perversions of america’s fascist oligarchs.

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It might be a deep cover plan to give fascists debilitating planar fasciitis

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Real Vatican City residents will tell you that green orbs are for tourists and the real popes love glowing blue discs.

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This is going into the library of congress

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Say what you will about the straits, but they are anything but dire.

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

They should make a show that is a combination spin off of young Sheldon and the walking dead.

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It’s so crazy how many people worship this man when he’s one of the most insidious examples of copaganda that exists in media history

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It’s crazy that Ted Cruz endures the open contempt of his colleagues, rivals and the public at large in his sincere pursuit of the worst goals and shittiest aims.

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Sabalenka’s dressed like every character in the Black Panther sequel at once

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It’s the kids getting paid that is ruining the integrity of college sports tho.

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

“If you do it between your toes no one knows you’re shooting up.”

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I’m Jimmy Left Handed and this is my original song Raspberry Parks

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The president of the United States says something that would concern you if the special needs kid who works at the supermarket said it, and the White House Press Corps laughs.

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It’s funny that Texas is just perpetually messed with as a consequence of their politics. Yeah, build a hog rendering plant right next to my kid’s preschool. Sure, I love to be represented by Ted Cruz. Rubella? Herd immunity, baby

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The weirdest part of this whole clippers thing is that it seems like they could have taken (or even faked) one (1) picture of Kawhi Leonard sitting at the controls of a scoreboard, slapped it on a brochure and gotten away with all of this.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Really tough to lose five NBA Draft picks and not get Mikal Bridges in return

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

“Baselessly accuse your opponent of doing something and then doing it forever once you have the ability” never fails.

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

How are we out of missiles? Aren’t missiles and shit the reason we don’t have healthcare?

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Somebody needs to tell grampa about the tier list format.

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

A thousand thousand. Twenty five hours a day. Sleep

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I find the picture of the new Harry Potter child unnerving

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

[In a room full of my wife’s couple friends] So which side of a murder/suicide would each of y’all be?

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I did not know that the guy who gets Dear Sistered on The OC was Upgrade from the movie Upgrade.

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The worst thing Canadians ever did to us was destroy the white house and Trump is somehow also doing that.

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Every election season, a woman with an MD, a JD and an Olympic silver medal runs against a barely literate guy who is know for his dad’s car dealership and sending explicit letters to Colton Burpo who wins by 37 points.

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

A thing they don’t tell you is that robocop was fueled by his own farts. The baby food was just to make him fart.

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Did I like “The End of Oak Street?” Yes. Was it missing a scene where Andrew Garfield beats up a bunch of kids for drawing penises on his mustang? Also yes.

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