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Afterbirth Tycoon

@afterbirthking.bsky.social
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Bottom-tier irony account. Degenerate artist.

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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
with Venezuela
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 12/10/2026
RedactElon.com @subvertgrift.bsky.social
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 11/10/2026
Repeat after me: Yes on 40, no on 41 and 42, which are designed to cancel out 40!
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
One thing you see again and again with this guy is it just drives him crazy when people/organizations/governments/whatever behave according to what suits their interests best rather than what he'd like them to do. He legitimately cannot stand it when others have agency and use it
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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TavernTilly @taverntilly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(Federal Network voice) WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'd be interested to see this put to the test
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Burn in hell, Dennis Hastert
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've wondered from time to time what happened to the Shit Account Tourney/Gay Hooters people but if there's Lore there maybe I'd rather not know so I can keep chuckling about Benghazi Wings
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Checks"
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Well-Dressed Man will return in AVENGERS: BOOTHDAY
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AVENGERS: THE MIST (dir. Frank Darabont)
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah it's a real head-scratcher
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this man in your town, be decisive
A fat grimy fuck looking smug, basically begging you to wipe that look off his face
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The genocide is ongoing. It is painful when your entire existence becomes an endless struggle just to keep your kids fed and healthy. 3 years without income in Gaza is unbearable. Help when you can, how you can. Continue to share Please 🫂🧡 Vetted by Molly Shah ✅ tinyurl.com/2etna36k
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Blues Musician To U.N.: 'Yemen Done Me Wrong' - The Onion share.google/4bECvm9n0dH1...
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Blues Musician To U.N.: 'Yemen Done Me Wrong'
UNITED NATIONS—Legendary Delta bluesman Willie "Skipbone" Johnson is calling for U.N. sanctions against the Middle Eastern nation of Yemen following what he described as "a low-down dirty deed" agains...
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hmmmm gonna have to agree to disagree on this one chief
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
LET'S FUUUUUCKIN GOOOOOOOO youtu.be/wn9pQb4ukBo?...
youtu.be
How Comedy Drowned in a Radioactive Cesspool of Corruption and Depravity
YouTube video by The Elephant Graveyard
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pathetic: quisling shit
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Between this and all the other supposed dividend checks he was supposed to send out this sweaty bitch owes us all like 18 thousand dollars
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
idk about you but my soul--beaten, worn, and fundamentally maybe not-good--is still worth more to me than 5000 dollars
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Crybaby shit, lmao
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Well with Claude down at least the people who run this site can't change anything for a bit
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
(stupid idiot voice) well, jeez, this is bad but... y'know... it's so complicated over there
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yeah, man, when I bitch about the CSAM machine I'm spitting on the expertise of the people who made it so that I need to get six text messages and an email to check my fuckin bank balance, and I'm right to do it
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Whenever Hasan Piker Discourse revs up again I always have a good laugh remembering when people tried to cancel him for saying these dudes look inbred:
Three normal looking guys who are definitely free of birth defects
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Does the FIFA Peace Prize have an account? Can't be arsed to check
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Greg...Poops
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I don't know where Ghent is but it's pretty clear that the 1st Amendment to the Constitution of the United States is in effect there, as it is the world over
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
lmao OK so elite universities really are just networking opportunities for idiot failsons
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Cofnas is an outright Nazi, man, Nazis shouldn't have any freedom at all
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Patrick Stupid
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Steven Pinker, associate of the late financier Jeffrey Epstein signed the letter? I'm floored
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This isn't true, most of us are graphic designers or other sorts of creative/knowledge workers untainted by the evil of she spreadsheet
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Got jumpscared earlier because I did a Googlr image search for Jesse Singal and hooo boy no wonder he hates, er, everyone
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
UNITS: RECEIVED 🚀
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Jonny IsGood @jonnyisgood.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is Adam's dad btw lol
Article by The Free Press titled "One Immigrant Boys Journey from Cuba to the CIA by Martin Gurri, Adam Gurri's dad.
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Do... do all the liberals on here know Fidel Castro hasn't been in charge of Cuba for a while now?
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
every week the President of the United States pretty much plainly states that he's planning to stay in office after his term is over and centrist dems are like "the dsa is very scary"
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Alexandria Stone @alexandria-stone.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
THIS IS THE
EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil
REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Goddamn, Jeffries is such a wet quisling bitch
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
No, they aren't.
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Looking ahead to a time when we don't have to waste time listening to a decaying kid-raper opine about his various racisms
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Honestly, nukes notwithstanding it's gotta be easier to invade and capture Israel than Iran, like why would you let this smug fuck keep slapping you around like this
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Still my favorite Trek movie, despite the Stephen Collins of it all 😬
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Please stop reposting the ketchup film video
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Afterbirth Tycoon @afterbirthking.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I mean... maybe this happens once in a while, idk I'm not an Immigration Crime Knower like our rotting Pedophile Imperator but why the fuck would someone come to give birth in a place where it costs like ten million dollars to deliver a baby
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