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Aaron Jorkin𓅸

@dickardo.bsky.social
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Flyover country dipshit, dog owner, public intellectual

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Aaron Jorkin𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 6h
first week of new job: “everyone here is so smart and cool i hope they don’t hate me” three months in: “what a bunch of dickheads”
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Liz as in lizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @sloppers.bsky.social · 13h
I still need $120 in about 7 hours. I can make do with $50 but that just means I’m in this exact situation tomorrow too. Please help me I’m just trying to live #HomelessSky #mutualaid #helpsky #fundsky #transcrowdfund #helpfolkslive2026 #maboost #urgent 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 17h
#homelesssky This is for Liz
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Megaphone News @megaphone.news · 17h
A day in the life of Milad Farah, a delivery worker in Beirut who was shocked to receive a generator bill higher than his monthly salary.
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Aaron Jorkin𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my favorite game at work is “mask your contempt” im bad at it
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JoypadLad.com X SuperStickerClub.com @joypadlad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ever wanted to make your own RPG out of stickers? www.superstickerclub.com/product/rpg-...
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Only guys I’ve ever seen stand like this was the .225 hitters in that Ken Griffey Jr Super Nintendo game
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
West Wing revisionism as a concept is Orientalist, elitist, and misogynistic.
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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 30/09/2026
salty and i did a movie podcast!
patreon.com
Watch by Faith: Kingdom of Heaven (Director's Cut) | The Flock
Introducing new host, Salty! The Flock discusses Ridley Scott's uneven epic, Kingdom of Heaven. Topics covered include how Outremer was Ame
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It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you don’t need Big Naturals to be happy, you only need Valued Naturals
bag of cashews of the Valued Naturals brand
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BREAKING: Israel snatched an American teen from his West Bank home in the middle of the night — just days before his birthday and during his critical national exams. He's now been held for 3 months, with no charges. Netanyahu just came to the US for the *eighth* time since Trump took office.
zeteo.com
First Draft: Israel Has Kidnapped Another American Teenager
Abdalkareem Issa Ahmed Safi has Texas roots but languishes in a notorious jail, one more victim of Benjamin Netanyahu’s cruel impunity. Donald Trump, meanwhile, is losing some of his most ardent fans.
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
watching someone in Gaza try to explain in that creep’s comments why donating not just to aid orgs, but directly to individuals, is essential and life saving, is going to make me fucking snap. Palestinians should not have to hold your hand and explain why they deserve to live.
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The Tyee @thetyee.ca · 28/09/2026
“This tragedy occurred in a political environment that prioritized economic growth over the health and safety of a vulnerable group of workers. The result was a large-scale, tragic outbreak, the scope of which was preventable,” reads a new Parkland Institute report. thetyee.ca/News/2026/09...
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Alberta’s Deadly Betrayal of Meat Plant Workers During COVID | The Tyee
A shocking report finds the UCP ignored evidence of high risk.
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Liz as in lizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @sloppers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just need $20 in the next couple hours! #HomelessSky #mutualaid #helpsky #fundsky #transcrowdfund #helpfolkslive2026 #maboost #urgent 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️
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Paul Ford @ftrain.com · 28/09/2026
“There is a lot of malnutrition going on in these raccoons due to a diet that is very, very high in tortilla chips,” said Nessie O’Neil, a raccoon biologist and lead author of the study. —https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/science/raccoons-toys-cozumel-mexico-research.html
nytimes.com
On This Mexican Island, Raccoons Make and Play With Toys (and Also Sip Margaritas)
Scientists observed a family of pygmy raccoons near a Cozumel beach club learning from one another how to craft balls from paper, an indication that the animals have a culture.
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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Liz as in lizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @sloppers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hate that I gotta be annoying still but this place is actually pretty good and right by a bus line to downtown do I really wanna keep it! Need $150 by tomorrow for a couple more nights! #HomelessSky #mutualaid #helpsky #fundsky #transcrowdfund #helpfolkslive2026 #maboost #urgent 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️
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The New Arab @thenewarab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This summer, water from a natural spring to the Palestinian village of Fasayil was illegally diverted to an ancient pool nearby, declaring it a new Israeli tourist attraction named after Herod, the Roman-appointed king of Judea, although archaeologists have never studied the site.
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is Ziad and Mirna in Gaz.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's a headline for you cmarmitage.substack.com/p/big-balls-...
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Big Balls Now Exposed to Serious Criminal Charges in at Least Six States
Fired at 17 for leaking secrets. Served a cybercrime ring. Named by the Social Security whistleblower. Now the government's model employee.
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Brianinja @brianinja.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People want to talk about trains but are missing out on the transformative power of a well-organized bus network. Colorado's Bustang has knocked intercity bus service out of the park and added 18 new routes since launching Bustang in 2015. Illinois should directly copy Colorado's success.
en.wikipedia.org
Bustang - Wikipedia
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 25/09/2026
So many low-wage workers ALREADY had to work until they died; this economy, wages failing to keep pace with inflation, and the widening wealth gap make this even worse.
capitalandmain.com
She Leaves Home Before Dawn to Get to Her Low-Wage Job. She’s 83.
Salud Garcia’s struggles echo those of millions of low-wage workers across the nation, where mounting costs erode their already precarious footing.
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Lauren @oglauren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For the vapers www.propublica.org/article/mari...
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Colorado Marijuana Company Voluntarily Recalls Dozens of Contaminated Products Amid State Regulatory Delays
After state officials failed to implement stricter testing protocols that were planned to take effect in July, a marijuana manufacturer recalled dozens of products when a third-party lab found contami...
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Liz as in lizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @sloppers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tfw your shower doesn’t work but it’s ok because it looks like shit anyway lol, guess no shower unless I get new place #MutualAid #HelpSky #MABoost
A nasty ass stained tub with peeling and flaking paint
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 25/09/2026
Me showing up to the job interview
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Nobody puts baby in a corner” has intense proxy pro-neoliberal vibes.
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Foamy Joe @vomit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The China. like The Gambia
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i find it remarkable people still interact with this fuck stick
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
2026 was the hottest summer on record since records began in 1895. Shockingly, Republicans are trying to stop ALL federal heat safety protection regs-NOW OR IN THE FUTURE. HR6213 prohibits OSHA from creating or enforcing ANY national heat safety standard. Let's stop this! 1/
Graphic reading “Not having shade, water, breaks is not just dangerous it is inhumane,” with a  hand holding strawberries chained to gray links with the link breaking up top; the stark design conveys urgency
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Kantyash 🏞️🌊 @kantyash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we live in a world where gen z gets chastised for not knowing some made up rules about bringing coffee to a job interview but the ceo of nvidia can say he doesn't know his own address
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Aaron Jorkin𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the best part about driving for a job is that when i have diarrhea i get to take a grand tour of every sketchy highway gas station bathroom on my route
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Nick Dooficus @doofivirus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
jontron about to say something racist (Switch 2 Edition)
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Jamal abu hashem🇵🇸 @jamalzuhir.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There is no such thing as an understanding person who is also cruel. An understanding person is compassionate because they comprehend human nature and mistakes. A cruel person unable to understand Understanding goes hand in hand with compassion, and foolishness goes hand in hand with cruelty.
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Liz as in lizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @sloppers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I lied this is actually the last one, budgeting out things I think if I get $60 that’ll lock my motel down through Monday to give me time to start to get things in order! #HomelessSky #mutualaid #helpsky #fundsky #transcrowdfund #helpfolkslive2026 #maboost #urgent 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Support 12 families in need!
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
idk who this is but it encapsulates today
static.klipy.com
Bomboclat Tolvia
Alt: Bomboclat Tolvia
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
Sailor Goon is this anything
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/09/2026
[a tweet is overlaid on Macklemore wearing a keffiyeh]

hayrr x (@hayrr) on twitter:

"hey @macklemore im sorry i tweeted in 2014 you should mackle less. you can mackle as much as you want. free palestine :raised_fist_emoji:"
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SID Chip Vicious @fatseanlives.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
busting a nut at a lagrange point so astronomers gotta see it forever
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
just published this one on Patreon and, I wont even lie, this one is FILTHY patreon.com/Darkdeeny
two sweaty milk bottles spilled on the ground and the title "here cums the milkman!"
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can we normalize cocaine?
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fun fact I would die for Ms Rachel
3 comments ms Rachel left on her subway takes IG video:

1. Retire racist nursery rhymes and kids songs 
2. Free Palestine 
3. Pie for all kittens
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 22/09/2026
Indtroducing: The Burgur King Creaspy Chungus Burgur. filled with Creasp. that deslightful Chungu slavor you come to love. Only Now At King
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Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When I heard a murderous Buffalo Bill had died I just assumed someone was watching “Silence of the Lambs”.
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
mao wouldnt approve of jacking off to land lord pornos
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