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Magnum, T.I.(M.)

@hydrationchimp.bsky.social
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 8m
just found this clip of the writers room
Dennis Reynolds making an action movie
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 14h
what’s up? I’m letting the ennui of everyday life hollow me out player that’s whats up
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 29/09/2026
what the fuck
Government website header with "America.gov" and a "Menu" button. A message asks, "Do you want to be my new AI gf?" Below, text reads, "No. I'm America, a government information service. I can help with official U.S. government programs."
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 19h
your telling me that this mission is trans?
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 22h
i would never run over michael tracey with my car (i would use a rental)
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 22h
evil billy joel: i started the fire
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
new business idea: we sell a product and/or service, and we make a profit
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this take is ableist towards bubble boys
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my toxic trait is that i believe if they re-rereleased Morpheus in theaters again, it would be a hit this time
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
archeologists popped off when they named one of our ancestors "homo erectus." fucking got their asses
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bo Nix? more like BoNER
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
real
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
episode 033
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if you’ve got time to clean, then just lean
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
red bull and trail mix lunch
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
pro dehydration account👇👇👇👇
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is my emotional support iced coffee
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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Osama vin Diesel
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 25/09/2026
i’m calling in sick to work tomorrow so i can finally watch andor season 2
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my kid just asked me if the DraftKings commercial was “one of those gambling schemes”, and, yeah, you nailed it dude
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kevin Stefanski best beard in the game
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hello, i am a definitely real human named “Tucker Wetmore”
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Garfield burp
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
surely THIS new facebook product wont lose them tens of billions…
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[getting swallowed by a giant whale] are you deadass
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*Michael Stipe voice* 🎵Everybody squirts🎵
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the only millennial song was the freaking AOL dial tone. we heard it in the computer room where family computered. sudafed was still real back then and we asked jeeves how to cook meth while we listened to hoobastank album and our parents drank from the hose
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
every day, there’s a new headline like “local casino now offers live russian roulette” and i think that this is not good
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When Iwas a kid, we didn't have bottled water...
We hada
GARDEN HOSE!
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i exclusively bank on X, the everything app
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
what a time to be alive
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
listening to Ella Langley’s smash-hit “choosing texas”, a very real song that we all know and love
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah I'm in
youtu.be
Who Is Martin Mull? | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s weird it’s called Garfield and Friends when Garfield wasn’t friends with any of those freaks
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ferghive we back up
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”
Pete Hegseth looking like he is sweating out last night’s fifth of Jack in between various Paul brothers
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Democrats are like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football being held by Lucy/Republicans…except they usually end up shooting themselves in the foot before they even get close
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
they cant keep getting away with this
The Chargers suck
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can’t believe LeBron’s ruining his reputation with gambling. Not like my goat Michael
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i would call this the catch of the year, but Ja’Marr will probably find a way to one up himself
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
every time i see aaron rodgers get destroyed in the pocket, i hope it’s the one that ends it
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ed Sheeran:
I'd like to make a toast to the troops.
All the troops - both sides.
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you did the meme, poindexter
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the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
Nichole Hiltz
The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
googling at 30: boobs where to buy drugs Big boobs googling at 40: how to reseed your lawn Dryer maintenance roof cleaners Big boobs
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
googling at 30: boobs where to buy drugs Big boobs googling at 40: how to reseed your lawn Dryer maintenance roof cleaners Big boobs
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Former Staffer: Institute of Price Stabilité @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
you won't believe the cars in this. you can unlock a Delta Lancia Integrale
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