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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️

@budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol
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E1M1's third greatest warrior. Zombunist. Undead rights. Drops standard pistol ammo on death. He/him PFP by @dsoart.com

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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 2h
Drug is a plant: oooo so natural and wholesome Drug is a powder: oh no hard drugs! Yucky! Drug is a pill: my doctor told me to take this teehee Drug is a liquid: ill drink to that! Drug is a gas can in my garage: stooop Zombuddy that's dangerous! You're going insane! Stop with discrimination
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 6h
I think we need to build some of them fancy robits they had in War of the Worlds.
Newt Gingrich
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 7h
Got my dick stuck in these infernal machinations.
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𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 12h
Did he just say Why is no longer employed at Bluesky?
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Aaron Rodericks

@aaron.bsky.team lol, I think he blocked 350k or something on a giant list? I've automated blocks/ detaches etc on anything new incoming, so it should be pretty targeted for folks opting in. Added a seed set of recent abuse to it as well.

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penjamin button @ersatzfusillade.... 52m lots are still blocked btw, which breaks some of the sites functionality since Why maintains feed lists.

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penjamin button @ersatzfusillade.... 51m

but you know

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Aaron Rodericks @aaron.bsky.te... lol, oh yeah. I forgot about that. Well he no longer works here either, so those really should be migrated elsewhere.
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 12h
I didnt even get to say "fuck you" one last time 😔
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 13h
My neighbors, who haven't mowed their back yard in 4 years (maybe 5 years) decided to just bulldoze their backyard yesterday. I do not know why. It's just a dirt patch now.
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Flat Eric Andre @aud.bsky.social · 13h
Like cmon this man goes so fuckin crazy
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It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you don’t need Big Naturals to be happy, you only need Valued Naturals
bag of cashews of the Valued Naturals brand
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Liz as in lizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @sloppers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My fridge is empty, I haven’t eaten, and I need to start saving for next motel bill. Help a gal live please #HomelessSky #mutualaid #helpsky #fundsky #transcrowdfund #helpfolkslive2026 #maboost #urgent 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️
Empty ass motel fridge with just a Pepsi can in it
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 29/09/2026
racially 👏 inclusive 👏 goatse 👏 wall 👏 charger 👏
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 29/09/2026
I like watching videos where cool Pokémon card sellers are giving expensive Pokémon cards to kids. One of the last wholesome bastions on this cursed internet.
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 29/09/2026
Wait... is that middle guy the new Charlie Kirk or are all three of then Charlie Kirk because we are all Charlie Kirk?
Three assholes on Real America's Voice "The Charlie Kirk Show"
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 29/09/2026
For some time now, mankind has wondered "what happens when man enters the event horizon of a black hole?" We have a vague idea, but no concrete evidence. I nominate Michael Tracey to take this one small step for man, and one giant leap for mankind. Send him on to his destiny 🫡
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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i got these usb-c wired apple ear buds now. i plugged them into my charger and listened to my house
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 29/09/2026
You laugh but this is a pretty good time for a "getting fired as editor" speed run.
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 29/09/2026
Me: In Resistance Fall of Man there was a gun where if you hit someone with its dart thing all of your bullets would hone in on them. Some said it's just a copy of the Needler but imo it's unique enough. Judge sentencing me for my crimes: Is this a joke to you? Me: No, I think its a good gun.
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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The way Kyle Gordon effortlessly and accurately parodies every subgenre of music continues to impress. Truly the Weird Al of our time.
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Liz as in lizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @sloppers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I got my motel secured till Friday! Now can I get help getting my hygiene and food needs for the week and stating to save again? #HomelessSky ko-fi.com/roboliz www.paypal.me/secretvault #mutualaid #helpsky #fundsky #transcrowdfund #helpfolkslive2026
A PayPal balance reading $11.55
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 28/09/2026
Give all trans people an M249 SAW Para right now. The only way out of this mess is to give all trans people an M249 SAW Para.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 28/09/2026
This is a formal request to SCOTUS to forcefully detransition dozens of incarcerated trans people and to subject them to medical experimentation. That's what this is.
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 28/09/2026
This is the guy that thinks you're an idiot about economics.
Stancil posted "Guys no one doubts that OpenAI and Anthropic are responsible if their models go rogue. 

The problem is that until VERY recently, it was not accepted that it was possible for a bunch of machines to escape virtual captivity, illicitly communicate, collectively strategize, and hack real-world systems"
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 28/09/2026
Got some real dew from a mountain and it fucking sucked. There's like dirt and shit in it. Not even a hint of any citrus flavoring.
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ChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Have fun with your precious little website, losers. i'll be outside in the real world, touching grass, breaking out in hives & requiring immediate medical attention.
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’m fucking strapped
fish in jean pocket
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 27/09/2026
Beyond the stupid sentiment, music doesnt work this way. If you're listening to a broad array of music, it's entirely likely you won't encounter many popular acts. YOU are in the bubble if you're just listening to hits.
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 27/09/2026
Stretching to 00 on kind of a whim. Not sure what my ceiling will be.
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Liz as in lizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @sloppers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No movement on this! Hoping to get at least some progress so I’m not in panic mode tomorrow #HomelessSky #mutualaid #helpsky #fundsky #transcrowdfund #helpfolkslive2026 #maboost #urgent 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️
A PayPal account with $9.25 in it
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 27/09/2026
NO! NOOOOO!
Obi Wan "you were the chosen one" scene
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 27/09/2026
Me: I just feel like I'll never be enough so it's hard to put get the motivation to even try, you know? The copy of Turok Rage Wars I use as my therapist: ... Me: You're right, the Cerebral Bore was a cool weapon.
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 27/09/2026
How many, motherfucker?
Orca giving a stank eye
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 27/09/2026
Just learned somebody fuckin slopped up Zombo Com with AI and my day is ruined.
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communistsamantha.bsky.social @communistsamantha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what's up bluesky, looking to be so safe and respectful and maybe find like 2500 friends on here
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very tall bart @tallbart.com · 25/09/2026
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 26/09/2026
OMFG MAJUULAR FINALLY DID UO youtu.be/35SKawn2SDI?...
youtu.be
Ultima Online Retrospective | The Last Hurrah
YouTube video by Majuular
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 25/09/2026
I don't really have a lot of fun stories from the early Bluesky era because the vibes were good for a brief period, then absolutely horrid. Kept leaving then coming back until shit eventually leveled out. Also the android app barely worked.
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 25/09/2026
Back in my day you didn't argue with mods, you argued with wokescolds. Also most people were way too fuckin horny and it was very clear what the outcome of that behavior was gonna be.
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 25/09/2026
came to me in a dream last night… crunchy peanut butter and jelly, with bacon and bananas, on toast. i call it The Woke Elvis.
crunchy peanut butter and jelly, with bacon and bananas, on toast
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 25/09/2026
I think my goal next year will be to finally make an album. I'm kind of realizing that the dumb music I make will die with me if I don't fart it out into the public space. On one hand Im OK with that. On the other, someone might like it so it seems sad to not put it out there.
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Fantastic M. Fox @mrfox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
More big news from my band maudlin of the Well!!
 Thanks to popular demand, we're reissuing Bath and Leaving Your Body Map on CD-but for their 25th anniversary, and the 30th anniversary of the band, we wanted to do something more than a standard reissue.
Instead of bringing them back as two separate digipaks, for the first time ever we're combining both albums into a single edition, so they can stay together the way they belong. This double-CD edition of the companion albums comes in a single hardcover book with 24 interior pages containing all of the original artwork from both albums, along with a few newly printed photos from back in the day. All of the original artwork is intact and presented the way it appeared in the original 2001 CD editions, and some of it has even been rephotographed directly from the original paintings at a higher resolution than ever before. What's more, the audio has been newly remastered from the original unmastered mixes by the albums' original mastering engineer, Jeff Lipton at Peerless Mastering-the same ears and brain, but with 25 more years of experience under his belt. We here at MOTW are actually usually on the side of the fence that's against remastering classic albums, so we approached this very carefully. The goal was never to reinvent the records or make them sound noticeably different, but to keep them as close as possible to the original masters while improving what could be improved. You can hear an AB comparison on the bigcartel page. We wanted to make absolutely sure that these albums remain true to what we've all come to love and what lives so deeply in our memories. So trust us— we didn't do this impetuously.
We're extremely happy that the demand was there for us to make this edition happen. Bath and Leaving Your Body Map have always belonged together, and after 25 years, it's exhilarating to finally give them a physical edition that treats them that way. We put a huge amount of care into preserving what these records were while making this version as beautiful as ...
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 25/09/2026
Ben Shapiro samurai sword dot jaypeg
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 25/09/2026
One of these but there's Xanax in every thingy.
Capsule machine
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 25/09/2026
ben shapiro and his sister

JAV Titles d @jav.scd.lol
My Little Sister Was Kicked Out Of School Because Her Tits Were Too Big
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Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
im steady the squirrel
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Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Home cooked” does not mean “good”. I’ve made meals I wouldn’t inflict on anyone
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Hootsifer - The Spooky Owl Abode! @hootsiferhouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Heads up: he changed his screen name to @hootsifenhouse.bsky.social
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 25/09/2026
Gotta hand it to Hootsifer, they got a dipshit on here so mad that he changed his name and profile lmfao Pretty legendary.
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🐄🥚 @tweedle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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