🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 2hDrug is a plant: oooo so natural and wholesome Drug is a powder: oh no hard drugs! Yucky! Drug is a pill: my doctor told me to take this teehee Drug is a liquid: ill drink to that! Drug is a gas can in my garage: stooop Zombuddy that's dangerous! You're going insane! Stop with discrimination 3507
🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 6hI think we need to build some of them fancy robits they had in War of the Worlds. 191
Reposted by 🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️ 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 12hDid he just say Why is no longer employed at Bluesky? 2026025
🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 13hMy neighbors, who haven't mowed their back yard in 4 years (maybe 5 years) decided to just bulldoze their backyard yesterday. I do not know why. It's just a dirt patch now. 6330
Reposted by 🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️Flat Eric Andre @aud.bsky.social · 13hLike cmon this man goes so fuckin crazy 2329
Reposted by 🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026you don’t need Big Naturals to be happy, you only need Valued Naturals 0305
Reposted by 🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️Liz as in lizard 🏳️⚧️ @sloppers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My fridge is empty, I haven’t eaten, and I need to start saving for next motel bill. Help a gal live please #HomelessSky #mutualaid #helpsky #fundsky #transcrowdfund #helpfolkslive2026 #maboost #urgent 💕💸🏳️⚧️ 11115
Reposted by 🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 29/09/2026racially 👏 inclusive 👏 goatse 👏 wall 👏 charger 👏 2645486
🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 29/09/2026I like watching videos where cool Pokémon card sellers are giving expensive Pokémon cards to kids. One of the last wholesome bastions on this cursed internet. 0110
🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 29/09/2026Wait... is that middle guy the new Charlie Kirk or are all three of then Charlie Kirk because we are all Charlie Kirk? 0141
🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 29/09/2026For some time now, mankind has wondered "what happens when man enters the event horizon of a black hole?" We have a vague idea, but no concrete evidence. I nominate Michael Tracey to take this one small step for man, and one giant leap for mankind. Send him on to his destiny 🫡 4310
Reposted by 🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i got these usb-c wired apple ear buds now. i plugged them into my charger and listened to my house 1103
🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 29/09/2026You laugh but this is a pretty good time for a "getting fired as editor" speed run. 54614
🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 29/09/2026Me: In Resistance Fall of Man there was a gun where if you hit someone with its dart thing all of your bullets would hone in on them. Some said it's just a copy of the Needler but imo it's unique enough. Judge sentencing me for my crimes: Is this a joke to you? Me: No, I think its a good gun. 1230
Reposted by 🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The way Kyle Gordon effortlessly and accurately parodies every subgenre of music continues to impress. Truly the Weird Al of our time. 1142
Reposted by 🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️Liz as in lizard 🏳️⚧️ @sloppers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I got my motel secured till Friday! Now can I get help getting my hygiene and food needs for the week and stating to save again? #HomelessSky ko-fi.com/roboliz www.paypal.me/secretvault #mutualaid #helpsky #fundsky #transcrowdfund #helpfolkslive2026 01517
🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 28/09/2026Give all trans people an M249 SAW Para right now. The only way out of this mess is to give all trans people an M249 SAW Para. 2359
Reposted by 🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 28/09/2026This is a formal request to SCOTUS to forcefully detransition dozens of incarcerated trans people and to subject them to medical experimentation. That's what this is. 7431172
🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 28/09/2026This is the guy that thinks you're an idiot about economics. 2533247
🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 28/09/2026Got some real dew from a mountain and it fucking sucked. There's like dirt and shit in it. Not even a hint of any citrus flavoring. 4362
Reposted by 🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️ChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Have fun with your precious little website, losers. i'll be outside in the real world, touching grass, breaking out in hives & requiring immediate medical attention. 1266
🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 27/09/2026Beyond the stupid sentiment, music doesnt work this way. If you're listening to a broad array of music, it's entirely likely you won't encounter many popular acts. YOU are in the bubble if you're just listening to hits. 6431
🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 27/09/2026Stretching to 00 on kind of a whim. Not sure what my ceiling will be. 181
Reposted by 🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️Liz as in lizard 🏳️⚧️ @sloppers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026No movement on this! Hoping to get at least some progress so I’m not in panic mode tomorrow #HomelessSky #mutualaid #helpsky #fundsky #transcrowdfund #helpfolkslive2026 #maboost #urgent 💕💸🏳️⚧️ 0911
🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 27/09/2026Me: I just feel like I'll never be enough so it's hard to put get the motivation to even try, you know? The copy of Turok Rage Wars I use as my therapist: ... Me: You're right, the Cerebral Bore was a cool weapon. 4295
🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 27/09/2026Just learned somebody fuckin slopped up Zombo Com with AI and my day is ruined. 3160
Reposted by 🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️communistsamantha.bsky.social @communistsamantha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026what's up bluesky, looking to be so safe and respectful and maybe find like 2500 friends on here 1312
🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 26/09/2026OMFG MAJUULAR FINALLY DID UO youtu.be/35SKawn2SDI?...youtu.beUltima Online Retrospective | The Last HurrahYouTube video by Majuular 490
🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 25/09/2026I don't really have a lot of fun stories from the early Bluesky era because the vibes were good for a brief period, then absolutely horrid. Kept leaving then coming back until shit eventually leveled out. Also the android app barely worked. 4240
🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 25/09/2026Back in my day you didn't argue with mods, you argued with wokescolds. Also most people were way too fuckin horny and it was very clear what the outcome of that behavior was gonna be. 1281
Reposted by 🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 25/09/2026came to me in a dream last night… crunchy peanut butter and jelly, with bacon and bananas, on toast. i call it The Woke Elvis. 2213410
🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 25/09/2026I think my goal next year will be to finally make an album. I'm kind of realizing that the dumb music I make will die with me if I don't fart it out into the public space. On one hand Im OK with that. On the other, someone might like it so it seems sad to not put it out there. 4241
Reposted by 🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️Fantastic M. Fox @mrfox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026More big news from my band maudlin of the Well!! 5376
🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 25/09/2026One of these but there's Xanax in every thingy. 1120
Reposted by 🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 15/05/2023im steady the squirrel 13819
Reposted by 🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“Home cooked” does not mean “good”. I’ve made meals I wouldn’t inflict on anyone 1081452107
Reposted by 🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️Hootsifer - The Spooky Owl Abode! @hootsiferhouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Heads up: he changed his screen name to @hootsifenhouse.bsky.social 42913
🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 25/09/2026Gotta hand it to Hootsifer, they got a dipshit on here so mad that he changed his name and profile lmfao Pretty legendary. 6367