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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌

@customcosy.bsky.social
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Lovist, dog-reader and avid arter

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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
normalise pronouncing Hobart as Hobb-Art
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
video is a cat sleeping in the sun, just having a sleep in the afternoon sun comment: but the cat is in pain? This is bad for that cat what are you doing to it? I have never seen a cat in person before but this seems cruel?
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I had a dream that the Mexican place I used to live near had reopened and I went straight to order a quesadilla but never arrived
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't trust men in hats if you're wearing a hat, I don't want to know about you or your weird agenda
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
this morning I actually found time to organise a skeet. I can't remember the last time I did that
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ah c'mon what the fuck give us a break for even 24 hours before you kill Scorcese or someone
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
a gym but everyone on it is listening to their own music via phone speaker
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
if I ever come up behind someone unexectedly I always grab their shoulder and loudly ask WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I thought I'd love this job at the cinema but i'm so tired of having to do everything myself, the rest of the staff are so lazy hon are you sure you're not just projecting
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
rejecting AI content-spamming accounts means blocking handles like like 'We ❤️ Dogs" and "Cutest Animals" and "Cats Are The Best😻" which seems unfair
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I have gained more power and influence than you could imagine and I wield it against vulnerable people without consequence, but lemme tell you, I am the victim here and it's all very unfair that people are being mean about me
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
when the first communists crawled out of the ocean onto the land (our land!) in 5000 BC, we could not have anticipated the harm their ideology that's mostly concerned with sharing things amongst everyone would cause to brave patriots
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
going down the shops and being accosted by literal vampire potbelly goblins
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If you listen to this at night, The Declaration of Independence tells us that in the morning you'll be 17.8 percent safer
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Tariffs on Belgium in 3, 2, 1
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
don't look up
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Domestically and abroad, the colour orange has been co-opted and ruined. The neoneocon grift has long delighted in stealing progressive language for derisive and divisive rebrands, but stealing pretty useful colours is a whole new angle in their unidirectional culture war.
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
of many irritating (at best) features of Trump self-enrichment, it's the fact that he has no idea what cryptocurrency or blockchain technology is or how it works that is getting me just now.
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I want Eggers' Werwulf to be even more authentic. No cameras, no film, no equipment, just impressions and illustrations on parchment recorded with quill and crude ink that we all read quietly in the cinema while suffering the stench of the unwashed peasantry (4D)
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
fellas, is it gay to not platform fascists
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I am for the battlers. My most trusted advisor is a billionaire, I'm funded by some of the wealthiest people in the country and none of us give a shit about the battlers, but let me tell you, I am for the battlers.
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
let's have a discussion 👀 actually no let's not
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hanson would want undoubtedly have wanted Irankunda deported given his origins. Look at him now. Fuck you Pauline.
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Türkiye being unable to get past a Beach feels like something of a script flip
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Good job Melbourne, fuck PHON
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Victorian Socialists @vicsocialists.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
1,000+ marching against Pauline Hanson's One Nation in Moonee Ponds tonight. ✊♥️
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Dave Hughes is basically Chief Wiggum when Ralph tells him that he saw one of the babies and the baby looked at him. "The baby looked at you? Sarah, get me a guest spot on Sunrise"
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
so just how badly is Dave Hughes' career tanking? Evidently pretty badly
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Remember that thing you loved? Well we're bringing it back! That's right, those happy memories can now be ruined by a thing that looks superficially like the original at first squint but then you get into it and it's a cheap reducto piece of shit made of fuckin piss that will make you fuuuurious
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Donald Trump? The New York property developer?
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
can't believe they elected a screwworm president, smh
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
President Screwworm
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Marles is a huge fucking problem. Him fawning over abusive cringelord drunks like Keggy and mewling about war fighters and other pathetic reactionary bullshit makes him a huge weak point in any navigation of US relations. His brand is sycophancy and in the current climate that's dangerous. Reshuffle
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Marles using the term 'war fighter' generates enough enriched cringe to level Sydney Harbour
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
yeah but I couldn't get verbally abused by a disturbingly lecherous ten-year-old then could I
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
spider man isn't really part spider, he's just a man who can do extra stuff he should be just called man
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
This has always been the goal of the ultra-rich. First it was castles, now it's space stations.
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Bye bye dickhead, you were a complete waste of time and space
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
RFK Jr having a siesta
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
to it's me, that guy oh yeah you know the one, it's me alright
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I was once earmarked as a publicly visible 'thought leader' and was asked via email to join a meeting of other goons. I did not reply to this email and thought to myself 'fuck that' This approach is the very essence of true thought leadership: avoid anyone trying to start that shit at all costs
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
the enhanced games is what happens when crypto bro minds turn to competitive sport - that is, they've completely fucked and corrupted it
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
looking forward to the furious landlord class threatening to bulldoze their excess properties like the bitter, hateful leeches they are
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I was depressed, out of work, my entire family (including third cousins) were brutally murdered, and I was fat. So yeah, sure, I turned to drugs. Heroin, fentanyl, ice, the works. But lemme tell ya - the only thing that drugs fixed was MY LIFE
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It beggars belief (or would if this wasn't completely predictable) just how utterly incompetent and and pointless the NACC administrators have been. A complete failure on every level. thepoint.com.au/opinions/260...
thepoint.com.au
Built to fail? NACC: the integrity body undermined from the start
The National Anti-Corruption Commission’s performance since its inception has been widely condemned. The leadership of Commissioner Paul Brereton, in particular, has drawn heavy criticism. Indeed, the...
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
the slightest sniff of a change to the pig trough of negative gearing and CGT discounts and landlords emerge like diseased parasitic amoebas loudly declaring just how big a pack of entitled, revolting cunts they are.
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I will express my opposition to murder using the medium of murder
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
one of the more underrated jokes
Actually I wrote my thesis on life experience ~Simpsons
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I think I'm suffering from Czech neck
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
conservatism really has morphed into 'do anything else you want guys with power, I don't give a shit about ANYTHING except hurting those *points* people as much as possible' hasn't it
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