kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 9hThis is real healthcare. This is supporting human rights. Free this nurse. 000
Reposted by kirpBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office 231324174
Reposted by kirpAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23hTrump: "The greatest ballroom ever built -- it's also a tremendous military complex with a drone port on top. Be careful. Don't fall over the edge. And only a Hispanic could survive that fall." 9492304619
kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 23hWhen you tear your meniscus in 2019 and go to like 2 sessions of your scheduled weeks of physical therapy and ignore the doctor's advice to get surgery, in 2026 it REALLY starts to catch up with you 020
Reposted by kirpjon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...futurism.comPeople Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-AllUrine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine. 1432295572
kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I've been on an Elton John kick lately which is weird, even for me. Sugar bear. 000
Reposted by kirpFLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME. 16655291943
kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Is there a phrase for when you're freaking out so bad you can't sleep? 'Heart pounding anxiety' sounds too clunky 000
Reposted by kirpsarah margaret @sarahmargs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026if colleges had to refund the tuition of every student that had been raped during their time there, they would actually fucking give a shit about students getting raped. 127454
kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026youtu.be/lBJYwLlkqPI?...youtu.beBrat in the FratYouTube video by The Dead Milkmen - Topic 010
kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If I burn a frat house down I promise my essay will be glorious 020
Reposted by kirpGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That's a $96,318 fine for being raped. 232004652
Reposted by kirpacab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026luigi mangione should have to write an apology essay 310827
Reposted by kirpArt Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I know we’re not supposed to goof on people’s looks, but if this is what being a billionaire does to you, I’m happy to be a poor slob 931622143
Reposted by kirpKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A truly heinous man has doxxed the Cornell victim on X and the comments are predictably vile. Based on countless interviews I’ve done with survivors, the trauma they are subjected to for coming forward is oftentimes even worse than the initial trauma they experienced. There is no real justice system 12371021364
kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Almost exactly a year ago I broke a rib. It doesn't hurt but still makes an unsettling pop when I inhale deeply or stretch. Bodies suck. 030
kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Remember 2 years ago when everyone was giving hell to that NPR guy about his iced coffee in job interviews comment? Good times 160
kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Life is painful, and then it's more painful, and then if you're lucky you die 010
Reposted by kirpmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026they like rape and rapists, is the thing. 11794116
kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Doctors on bluesky: what does it mean when your shit is bright pink and sparkly 010
Reposted by kirpDavid Berman Bot @davidbermanbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I can't stand to see you When you're crying at home 061
Reposted by kirpBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They need to take a fun submarine ride together 201021159
kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I want a cigarette so bad right now you have no fucking idea. But they make me feel terrible and are incredibly expensive so I won't. But I still want one. 130
kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026That piece of shit is going straight into a PC unit, and not because his name is Feathers 100
kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm so glad my circus sideshow act doesn't involve me butt chugging diesel otherwise I'd about to be fucked 020
Reposted by kirpmr. cannoli @boner.ink · 28/09/2026that's not true my only opinion on the mainstream us voter and the democrats is they should suck my fucking dick 0583
kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026youtu.be/tpOdseeRxp4?...youtu.beNo LookingYouTube video by The Raincoats - Topic 000
Reposted by kirplumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"there's a migrant caravan!!" ok? so? i think if you walk the entire length of mexico just to come live here you should get like. a million dollars. like isn't that the prize for The Amazing Race 1222
kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Almost exactly 24 hours later and they're back. Once again it's gotta be for someone else who lives in this building but fuck you pigs for the anxiety jump. Knocking on my windows just because they're in the front is not what I need right now or ever Should I just answer the door naked 120
Reposted by kirpErin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Cleaning out clogged drainage grates with a stick during storms would create more public safety in one afternoon that cops have created since they existed which was as slave catchers 0386
kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If anyone expects me to vote in the midterms they'd better pay me well 110
Reposted by kirpN__B @nedbeaumontjr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when musk falls into an open sewer and dies.” 07510
Reposted by kirpGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“taste the meat, not the heat” i whisper as i stick my dick into the toaster oven 2824061
Reposted by kirpDavid Berman Bot @davidbermanbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Punks in the beerlight, burnouts in love 0132
kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Shit there's cops at the front door of the house i rent a room in. I didn't do anything so hopefully they're not here for me but they're pounding like crazy and shining their mag lights though my windows (i live in the only ground floor front apartment) 120
kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Every once in a while if you don't watch Nolan Ryan beating the hell out of Robin Ventura after Ryan purposely beaned Ventura you're missing out youtu.be/VIZB9O24BEE?...youtu.beRobin Ventura, Nolan Ryan duke it outYouTube video by MLB 000
kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ive been wearing the same Dead Moon tshirt for 3 days, if anyone wants to know where my mental health is at 000
Reposted by kirpMount St. Helens Archive @mountsthelens1980.bsky.social · 26/09/2026May 30, 1980 Well, that's one way to keep the mood light when looking for eruption victims. 1324
kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Press conference following arrest of DSA candidate Where: Travis County Jail, 509 W 11th St Austin TX 78701 Saturday September 26, 2026, 4:00 PM The press conference will be held outside the jail. 054
kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yeah it's terrible. Cisneros has sucked for a while now, Om have been dull as shit for years, but it's really disappointing he's tarnishing Sleep's legacy like this 130
kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026at some point I'm going to have to wash the vintage jean jacket I love and have had for 5 years without ever washing but I'm afraid if I do it'll fall apart :( even hand washing seems sketchy. and no way is it going to a dry cleaner 120
