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Brenton Mincemoyer

@brentonsmince.bsky.social
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Social Media Scroller, Penn State grad, fan of Penn State football, F1, pets, plants, and that's about it

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Brenton Mincemoyer @brentonsmince.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
NORTHWESTERN IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE SMART SCHOOL!!!
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Brenton Mincemoyer @brentonsmince.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Re: The Nasty Man I am sure people like Mina and the all other women in sports are sick of this shit. Kirk is gross for praising The Nasty Man, but we also are forgetting that the Giants' new starting QB "Famous Jameis" STARTED his pro career with some gross baggage that seems to be forgotten!
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Brenton Mincemoyer @brentonsmince.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I truly hope that this being a prime time game exposes Kirk to the masses as being extremely disgusting
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Brenton Mincemoyer @brentonsmince.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would beat the shit out of this thing AND THE GUY CONTROLLING IT with hammers, and no jury would convict me
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Brenton Mincemoyer @brentonsmince.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can we get rid of the Simms family talking at me about football every weekend (and weekday in Chris's case)? They could tell me that I won a million dollars and I would STILL want to punch them in their face. I would accept the million dollars, but they would still probably deserve getting punched.
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Daniel Gallen @danieljtgallen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
your third quarter sunset over Beaver Stadium
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's Laura Rutledge explaining that the secret service will not interfere with the radio communications at this game immediately followed by the broadcast audio going to hell
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes, Ms. Wuf, ROB HIM!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jacobs by Marc Jacobs
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Doug Exeter
@dougexeter.bsky.social
i cant stand it, a boring sandwich 
im gonna make it great, its on my plate 
i cant stand mustard when im at lunch
cause your french's jar aint so good to munch
so while you sit back and wonder why 
i got this fancy jar by my side 
oh my god, its a dijon
im putting on my bread, its grey poupon 12:00 PM • Feb 7, 2025
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 20/09/2026
oh my god the Ole Miss band is playing Neck
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bill Belichick watching his opponent fumble by running into their own teammate's butt
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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
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Brenton Mincemoyer @brentonsmince.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What a slimy cowardly turd
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Brenton Mincemoyer @brentonsmince.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Combination bathroom/spa/media-room with a sauna and mini-fridge. And before you ask, I will have a separate media-room for when I have company over. They don't deserve to visit my perfect office-space.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'll never miss a chance to drop Chris D'Elia discovering in real time you could screenshot Snapchats. The faces are legendary.
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Brenton Mincemoyer @brentonsmince.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Golden retrievers are the friendliest, dumbest morons in the entire world. The perfect animal.
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ben @benrs.uk · 17/09/2026
good morning
APStylebook • @APStylebook • 16h

We recommend avoiding general and often dehumanizing "the" labels such as the poor, the mentally ill, the French, the disabled, the college-educated. Instead, use wording such as people with mental illnesses. And use these descriptions only when clearly relevant.

AP The Associated Press 
Replying to @APStylebook

The use of "the French" in this tweet by @AP was inappropriate and has caused unintended offense. An updated tweet is upcoming.
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Brenton Mincemoyer @brentonsmince.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is this how we find out that Kash Patel had his dog lick peanut butter off his dick as a teenager?
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Brenton Mincemoyer @brentonsmince.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who thought having Mariska Hargitay host the Emmys was a good idea? Every bit is painful to watch.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ok yeah to hell with this turd
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Brenton Mincemoyer @brentonsmince.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I've always had an inkling that I was not great at sex, but now I realize I was WAY off with my understanding of the human female body!
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Brian Barrish @brianbarrish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
MALALA SAYS GO BIRDS
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Brenton Mincemoyer @brentonsmince.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oregon is 2026's 2025 Penn State team
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Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
James Madison spears the Wagner punter RIGHT in the dick.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 11/09/2026
Normal rivalry: Grr we're real darn mad at those guys over there 😾 grr 😖 Kansas: The beast of the earth opened its mouth to speak blasphemies. Let anyone with understanding calculate the number of the beast. Its number is six hundred sixty-six, and its name is Missouri.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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Brenton Mincemoyer @brentonsmince.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Way to fumble the bag, @jamestalarico.bsky.social
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
The Drew Lock experience has returned
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
people who hate AI: i think AI could bring about the downfall of humanity people who really, really, really, really, really believe in AI: I think AI could bring about the downfall of humanity
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Brenton Mincemoyer @brentonsmince.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I can now say that I have witnessed a perfect game in person! Sure it was against my Triple-A Minor League team, and I didn't realize it was a potential perfect game until the final batter, but it's still something I witnessed!!!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Spud the bulldog is crowned the fastest dog in Minnesota at Canterbury Park, crossed the line face down in a photo finish (via Canterbury Park)
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 07/09/2026
I just want everyone to be on the same page… Intergalactic snu is not wrong… just different And different is good
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The volleyball turned into a Since U Been Gone singalong with Nebraska & Mizzou teaming up
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So we got a Marvin Jones and an Aeneas Williams in this game who aren’t related to Marvin Jones Jr or Aeneas Williams
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Spooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I love re-upping this: for decades the main library at UCLA had the generic name University Research Library because the person most responsible for getting it built was an English professor named Hugh G. Dick and the university refused to name it after him.
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Brenton Mincemoyer @brentonsmince.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Hate See
ALT: Hate See
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Brenton Mincemoyer @brentonsmince.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Reason #24,746 that Kirk Herbstriet is a scumbag and an asshole
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Michigan fans explaining why there was still a second on the clock
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Brenton Mincemoyer @brentonsmince.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
College Football is BACK!!!
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 18/10/2025
"Kev," — Booger McFarland
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Brenton Mincemoyer @brentonsmince.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Darian Somers @stuffsomerssays.com · 03/09/2026
The World Famous Horseshoe Oval
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Brenton Mincemoyer @brentonsmince.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yo, @edsbs.bsky.social the new Robot Chicken Adult Swim 25th anniversary special referenced the Mooninite Boston bomb scare!
Boston Cop action figure being interrogated about the Mooninite "bomb scare situation"
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Working through my fundraiser paintings and the request here was “paint my two dogs looking happy sitting behind Ben Roethlisberger after he threw an interception”
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Brenton Mincemoyer @brentonsmince.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you ever feel like you have imposter syndrome, or that you do not deserve/are qualified for your current job, just know that The Peter-Man TECHNICALLY has an 8-year NFL career and is using that to get even more jobs.
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Chris W @rakesofmallow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Forever and always
HR meme where bad college football game is fun and bad NFL is bad
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
this game is gross im having a lovely time
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
College football on my tv
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Brenton Mincemoyer @brentonsmince.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Will Ferrell: It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
ALT: Will Ferrell: It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
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