Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm good at doing my job, I've been doing it a long time, and it's a very specialized field. I'll show up in a hot pink halter top, macrame shorts and bare feet with a handle of Bacardi with a straw sticking out of it, and you'll thank me for showing up half an hour late and ask my salary reqs 061
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The world needs more Christians who focus on what the Bible says Jesus said and not the made up angry hateful things he said in their imagination 010
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026All words have weight, but some words carry *weight 000
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Democratic base is overwhelmingly against AIPAC and is turning against Israel in general, but AIPAC wants a D to win the general? 'He's way behind in money' bitch he just won a race where he started out as the underdog and was outspent 11-1 'MyassesDragon', your asses is where you get your posts 000
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Sometimes people post bad news and there's delay in pressing the heart shaped react button, because it seems inappropriate. You don't love the news, but you want to acknowledge it. This is not one of them. I'm going to break my phone screen from cackling and smashing the heart button 010
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Now apply this to everyone complicit with the admin, not just the lawyers. Made money from insider trading? Freeze their accounts. Hire a security firm to protect you? Cancel their CCW permits. Seize their passports, too. Don't let them run. 020
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 17/06/2026We're not going to war again in the middle east, and gas prices should be going down. Most people think this is great. Democrats are mad because they can't just point at the gas pump and mumble 'Trump bad'. Now they have to actually come up with a platform for people to vote for. Fucking ghoul 000
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Online bullying works you guys, together we can do great things 000
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Trump becoming the harbinger of the green revolution because he stepped on a rake and started a war that forced the world to find more reliable energy sources that don't depend on transportation routes that can be closed at whim would be peak irony 010
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Wearing Carhartts and drinking your coffee out of a Stanley thermos used to mean you were a worker. Now it just means you're an asshole 030
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Just because you're the client and you have all the money in the world doesn't mean you can get what you want. If the guy with the ripped fire hose pants and the GED says it can't be done, there's a good chance you just have to learn to live with disappointment 040
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 17/02/2026AAAAHHHH THEY'RE PERFECT AND I LOVE THEM THANK YOU @moxiest.art 000
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Motherfuckers talking about being on the ground, and our networks, and us. You aren't on the ground, you're on the outskirts, and running your mouth like this ensures you stay there, and proves you belong there 051
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 01/02/2026TBH I think she needs to go back to throwing staplers at her staff if they keep posting shit like this 020
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 09/12/2025We need more journalistic attention paid to this message. The Democrats aren't capable of meeting the moment. All they want to do is repeat focus group approved bland attacks on Trump, rather than lead the way with proposals to make people's lives better 13012
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Whichever godless son of a bitch made the choice to get rid of Stoned Wheat Thins deserves to be gut shot and buried face down in an unmarked grave so that his so-called family can't find him to give him a proper burial. May he never know peace or rest 020
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 22/11/2025I'm trying to think of something less important than fucking space commerce right now and I'm drawing a blank. Just another example of the Democrats completely missing the mark and failing to meet the moment. On par with a performative vote against socialism to diss Mamdani 130
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Because I decided to check my phone this morning I'm now reminded of what felching is and also having the image of him doing it it burned into my brain, and goddammit someone must be held accountable for this crime 020
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Why are MTG's staffers making her read something longer than a tweet, lol. They hate her too. She's dumb as a sack of hair 020
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 18/11/2025If he gets us M4A I stg I'll walk into the sea 000
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Not only is this hard to do with only eight examples, but it's quite fluid. Like, a band that was on heavy rotation last month might be something I still dig, but I wouldn't put in the top 8 Deftones IDLES Perturbator Bjork HEALTH NIN Dance with the Dead Jungle 100
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 03/10/2025You might say violence is never the answer. If the question is "should I beat the fucking brakes off an edgelord Nazi" then violence is always the answer 020
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I mean it's not wrong, but at the same time it's so wrong 030
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 30/08/2025AP press pool reports hearing 'Yakkety Sax' blaring from the Rose Garden 000
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 22/08/2025If I heard someone use the term 'inseminated person' in real life I'd think they were schizophrenic and needed their meds adjusted 010
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 22/08/2025This was the 'manifest destiny' guy, blocked me just for this. I don't even remember who he was, but if he's going to keep posting shit like that he better toughen up 000
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Scoop: Scooter is circulating a list of political consultants who will be rounded up and have molten gold poured down their throats 020
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 22/08/2025This will stain the soul of humanity forever, deservedly so. Let Gaza live. 010
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Just when I thought today couldn't get any worse, got home and found out Brent Hinds was killed in a bike wreck. This was always my favorite song of his. 7.3M views, and I'm probably responsible for a million. youtu.be/HDjKC_DjsWo?...youtu.beMastodon - Toe to Toes [In-Studio Performance]YouTube video by Mastodon 030
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 27/07/2025They're going to get us all killed searching for like four swing voters in the suburbs of Des Moines 081
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Not to be outdone, the US Forest Service has set up an Only Fans, and is accepting requests 021
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 24/07/2025The internet has truly ruined me because I was worried that a Dutch Goose Parade was going to be NSFW but it is just what I needed today 010
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 13/07/2025@mddems.bsky.social and @govwesmoore.bsky.social you guys need to get your shit together. Real hard to show leadership from the back of the pack 000
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 08/07/2025@bsky.app you need to get your shit together. This man is trying to save his family from genocide. I dgaf how many times he posts in a given time, it's not enough. Stop discriminating against Palestinians, and focus on the dorks trying to sell me fake drugs 120
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 06/07/2025I, for one, am 100% all in on Musk spending a few billions to eviscerate the R's and D's and give the left party over to the left. Give us a chance to put our ideas out in front of the people, and show them what we believe in, rather than let others do it for us 000
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 04/07/2025On a completely different note, I'm going to have a ton of fireworks left over this year, and will probably continue my tradition of going to the fireworks stands immediately after the 4th to clean up on the clearance sales 000
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 04/07/2025I hadn't thought about it this way, but this could be a decent time to be a construction superintendent. I think my first reaction if my boss told me I was going to build something for them would be to refuse it, but it could be a real opportunity 010
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 22/06/2025It makes sense if you're fucking dumb or evil 010
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Making even one kind and funny friend is worth encountering 1000 assholes. I take kindness and carry it with me everywhere, and I can drop an asshole like a bad habit 053
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 17/06/2025This is the coolest social app ever because only the most serious and stable people ever post here. I hope it never changes 100
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Liberals have brains like hard boiled eggs. The comments section is just full Maddow 020
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 07/05/2025I've been watching Hasan for years, and he's one of the first streams I rec to people getting interested in the left. Having said that, these last few months have been so embarrassing to watch, as they descend to HS drama. I was really hoping the debate would put it all behind him 320
Scoots McToots @skewterthetooter.bsky.social · 22/04/2025As it was on earth, so it shall be in heaven 040