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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 15h

It took 5 weeks of teaching a core subject to 6th graders to get to this point, but it happened: I finally threatened to put kids’ names in the Death Note

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They’ve been “dynamically pricing” their food for years, it’s called doubling the price at rest stops along I-95

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

guy who just read Anna Karenina: this has a very Anna Karenina feel to it

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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

OFFICIAL AK 2026 MLB PLAYOFFS ROOTING INTERESTS: 1. Red Sox 2. Dads 3. White Sox 4. Brewers 5. Guardians 6. Cubs 7. Rays 8. Phillies 9. Astros 10. a kick to the shins 11. Atlanta 12. a piano falls on me 13. Dodgers 14. the inevitable heat death of the universe 15. Yankees

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Today the price of Diesel was a story on CNN10 (one of a couple of little news shows I rotate through in class), so I had to explain to all my 6th graders that it’s never been so expensive, it affects the price of everything, and we don’t know where we go from here. But also don’t panic! 🙃

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Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول @faredalmahlool.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This video was filmed in Palestine. My heart struggles to comprehend such cruelty and the heartbreaking disregard for human life. No human being should have to endure this.

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sick of people maligning the word “skeet” on here. It’s a portmanteau! Get your minds out of the gutter you animals

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Nobody believes you that you dislike Piker for any reason other than he is correct about Israel, correct about US empire, and correct about the shitty geriatric democrats who do nothing. You are lying.

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It’s not exclusively elderly candidates who have pulled this shit, but there’s something so infuriating, so uniquely sickening, about these fucking aging incumbents who take on new bigotries to preserve their power. Marcy Kaptur has been in the House since 1983 with fuckall to show for it

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It’s extremely strange to run a classroom on 9/11 where the students were born a solid 14 years after. Definitely felt a bit like a history exhibit just for having memories

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Do not ever let anyone tell you the country was “united” after 9/11. The country was performatively conservative after 9/11, and if you weren’t performatively conservative you got called a terrorist sympathizer.

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I worry at times that I’ve been out of Mass for too long, that I’m losing the regionality of my speech. Glad to see I have not strayed too far from the path

Dialect Map from mydialect.us showing I talk most like a New Englander

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Some IRGC commander right now: “It is apparently part of the American Christian religion to to alert your son every time you jerk off. And what you jerked it too. Truly, they are a sick people”

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I didn’t even know it until half an hour ago but today is my last day of summer. New adventure as a long term social studies sub starts tomorrow

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Is that a spreadsheet in your pocket or are you just boring

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

They’re burying the lede here, he’s under investigation for criminal possession of a micropenis

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The “Burrito Discourse” has gone on for so long that you can’t even get a burrito delivered to you for $20 in a lot of places anymore. Maybe if it’s Taco Bell. MAYBE

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

My mother will see a headline or a news chiron and then text me “Who is [NAME] in the Trump Administration?” And I have to stop myself from automatically answering “I dunno, some lying ass bitch?” because she already told me that that response is *not helpful* And that’s true, but I’m never wrong

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Voting based on what you think will scare Republicans the least, is cuck shit. You’re not even a reactionary, you’re trying to predict which axon will fire next in the reactionary mind. You’re a precog-reactionary

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I must be getting old, one of my major thoughts watching Lanterns last night was “Hal Jordan is an unacceptably reckless driver”

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

❌ Prediction Markets ✅ Reaction Markets

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I once got a very good job offer at a small firm outside Philly almost entirely because I showed the managing partner Tom Kline’s mind-numbingly cringy Christmas duet album on YouTube and he couldn’t stop laughing

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

It should have been obvious that all the trafficking and pedophile rhetoric from the right was projection, but here we are

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I want electric cars that look like this! An electric car is just a skateboard with a chassis on it, we could bring back so many iconic car designs.

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I owe Royce White a sincere apology, he actually played 9 total minutes in the NBA, where he racked up 0 points, 0 assists, 0 blocks, 0 steals, 0 free throws, and 2 personal fouls.

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

What a fucking loser lmao. Touch grass narnia boy

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

The real 6-foot rope we shot, is the friends we made along the way

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Being a pro-apartheid liberal makes you both stupid and crazy while you make up people to get mad at, Exhibit 9,476

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I don’t know how my brother and his wife did it but my 2 year old niece’s favorite music acts are Grizz and Tame Impala, which she calls “Tame Impayo.” I’m terrified that we’ll give her a cousin who likes normal baby music like Elmo’s Alphabet Rap. She’s just too cool. It’s a lot of pressure

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Haha yeah, bet. He can’t even build a factory in California but I’m sure he can manage to build one somewhere his Starship can’t even begin to reach, in microgravity, bombarded constantly by intense solar radiation, surrounded by the lethal microscopic razor blades we call moon dust.

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

As a first generation Portuguese-American, conversations with my mother often turn into a metacommentary on my vocabulary

lol dad and I hope this is the last car we need to buy but if not, we'd sell or trade so I hope so

You are not old enough for this to be your last car lol

Today 2:48 PM
Talvez

Pois you're too young to be on your last car

You used Pois instead of Sim-that's a pro move

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I really can’t overstate the peace that comes with blocking (or being blocked by) Will Stancil. Drama discourse that consumes this place barely even registers on my feed. It’s how I imagine people who don’t watch TV felt about the Game of Thrones finale

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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

new ap poll shows Jewish people loathe trump and netanyahu and like mamdani. most mainstream jewish institutions insist that this is not true and that Jews support Israel and trump. *this is effectively antisemitic propaganda.* www.everythingishorrible.net/p/zionist-in...

everythingishorrible.net

Zionist Institutions Spread Antisemitic Propaganda

Linking Jewish identity to war and atrocity harms Jewish people

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Richest man in the world sues to keep his nonconsensual porn machine running

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Imagine spending the last 10 years of your career and life burning what little integrity you may have had in the service of some corrupt, venal asshole. And then at your funeral, this is how he talks about you. What a pathetic, humiliating life. Rest in piss Lindsey, you earned it.

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I am seeing TONS of new traffic bringing up Hasan Piker anytime Haley Stevens or Abdul El-Sayed is mentioned. Lots of non-human pfp’s, lots of reposts, lots of AI. And lots of gutter racism and disgusting Islamophobia.

Linda @goldieaz.bsky.social • 2h
Islam does like its beheadings.
Michigan, this ain't the guy to represent Michigan.
ABDUL FS SENATE
"YOU PUT ONE OGRE ON A PIKE, AND THEN EVERYONE ELSE GETS THE MESSAGE, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN STARTS TO SOUND A LOT DIFFERENT,"
Abdul El-Sayed describing defeat of Haley Stevens & the Democratic party's response on a call to
campaign donors - Politico Playbook
7/27/2026
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jae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

My latest: How Trump helped turn a solar farm in Nevada into a large data center by claiming both projects have essentially the same impacts, allowing the AI infrastructure to bypass new environmental review For @heatmap.news

heatmap.news

How the Trump Administration Turned a Solar Farm Into a Data Center

The local government of Boulder City, Nevada had previously rejected a proposal for the computing facility, which would draw power from the existing electricity supply.

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The sanewashing is crazyyyyyy. Donald Trump’s brain is congealed corn chowder, I can’t imagine anyone of ostensibly sound body and mind less capable of uttering the phrase, “I have grown skeptical that negotiations with Iran can produce a lasting peace!”

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Grandma scammed by a corporation? The market at work. Palestinian-American murdered abroad? Yawn. But if you’re a corporation facing regulatory consequences for breaking foreign or international law, the federal government will threaten, cajole, blackmail, and extort on your behalf.

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

“Two people on the Internet called me a cunt. Therefore the DSA is doomed”

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

So they have to put them in detention, before deciding if they are subject to detention. Due Process doesn’t exist in this country if you’re the wrong color or speak with the wrong accent

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Ah yes, “conflicting reports.” One the one hand, you have what Israeli officials say. On the other hand, you have the truth.

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Jack Scrambo @scrambojambo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Jessica Williams (The Daily Show, Shrinking). Went to a live recording of 2 Dope Queens at the Bell House a million years ago. Obviously knew she was a very attractive person going in, just didn’t quite expect the most beautiful person I had ever seen

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