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President Alien Mezu Yorblix

@libelproof.bsky.social
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Sociology major overstaying my student visa from Cygnus X-1. Are you humans certain that know you doing what you are? ALT TEXT Profile picture: movie E.T. (1982) early scene of alien creatures returning to their ship and leaving the planet.

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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Yep.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Still upset that because I for years thought any size speaking platform was a podium that I got labeled by some bot as an idiot.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Superman 2025 those really were Boom Tubes to Apokolips right?
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Your United States government is ending PEPFAR and making it harder to get vaccines and in general causing much more illness across the globe because the current administration believes that illness is NOT caused by germs and viruses and such but rather by poor lifestyle choices or the Wrath of God.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Wow Trump cannot even muster the strength to wear a tie.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
ICE is murdering Americans.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Just searching the word podium on Google Images.
Because Google is a grift now I don't get images of podiums. In this screenshot I get ads for the nice stands from whence behind one could give a speech such as The Counselor for $4,499 or The New Lectern Podium for $1,395 or part of an image for $51 total so probably not very big.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
SMOKE STOKE STAKE STALE STALK STACK
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I have some gripes about the Superman movie like where did the zipties go but maybe a second watch I will catch what I missed.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Cook Out opened in town yesterday and damn right I got a Cheerwine Float.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Youth Pastor Hey kids you know who ALSO landed on Earth to save us but was despised by the public and arrested on arbitrary charges and was locked away from this world for a few days to rescue his pet dog with the help of a shapeshifting father who loves his son no wait this analogy got away from me
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Superman movie blah blah woke politics blah blah online discourse manipulation blah blah billionaires destroying environment blah blah no just give me more Nathan Fillion Guy Gardner destroying fascists with rapidfire giant green obscene gestures.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
If I had a nickel for every time that some film had an egomaniacal techbro character not written as a version of Elon Musk but he starts acting like that character before the movie comes out...
Clasped hands meme where each arm is labeled and the joined hands show the characteristic in common
Left arm: Glass Onion (2022)
Right arm: Superman (2025)
Clasped hands: egomaniac techbro character wasn't written as a parody of Elon Musk but Elon starts acting like that character before film's release
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Guys GUYS I found the DEI at @harvard.edu
Screenshot of online article:
Harvard Explores New Center for Conservative Scholarship Amid Trump Attacks
The Ivy League school has discussed an effort to support diversity with potential donors. Harvard says it will not be partisan.
By Douglas Belkin, Juliette Chung, Emily Glazer, Natalie Andrews July 10 2025
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Age verification sure my first D&D character had a BBLG stat.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Whenever right wing terminally online parrots lament Austin Fire Chief should be fired from his DEI job for not sending help even though he did send help please PLEASE play the angry footage of Noem pushing back against her Instagram portrait polls saying local officials got everything they needed.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
However regarding the mantra of Truth Justice and the American Way Superman is an optimistic alien from flyover country who works in legacy media while Lex Luthor is a billionaire who sells weapons and profits off manipulating the federal bureaucracy and controls online chatter so HE is America IMHO
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Saw Superman yesterday afternoon and it feels like comic book movies have returned to the 80s when the filmmakers did not care if the audience knew the lore and just told the story that they wanted to because at one point Supes uses SuperBreath to save himself from no its too silly I wont spoil it.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Does Kalshi have odds yet that the first Texas public official to be fired for the poor response to the flooding will be a fire chief in Austin over 100 miles from the flooding?
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Your Human God definitely Intelligently Designed everything on this backwater planet including the really Intelligent decision to make laughter sound similar to crying because confusing those two sounds will never cause any anxiety to humans also why Intelligently Design humans to have Anxiety?
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
🙂Save a par🙂 🟨−🟨−⬛+🟨=🟨 🟨−🟩−🟨+🟨=🟨 🟩−🟩−🟩+🟩=🟩
calcule.heavymoons.net
Calcule - a mental arithmetic puzzle game inspired by Wordle -
Calcule is a mental arithmetic puzzle game inspired by Wordle. 暗算パズル。
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Witness the beginning of a #Grok4
Staged group photo of Russell Crowe, Tom Cruise, Sofia Boutella, Javier Bardem, and Johnny Depp. These were the stars of the first few films of the proposed Dark Universe cinematic shared narrative space from Universal Pictures. Only the Mummy movie starring Cruise would ever be made.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Cant spell NAZI without AI
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
🙂Save a par🙂 🟨−🟨−🟨+⬛=⬛ 🟩−🟨−🟩+🟩=🟨 🟩−🟩−🟩+🟩=🟩
calcule.heavymoons.net
Calcule - a mental arithmetic puzzle game inspired by Wordle -
Calcule is a mental arithmetic puzzle game inspired by Wordle. 暗算パズル。
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Still mad at myself for leaving Twitter after Elon bought it because I could not make a huge flourish of leaving back when he sued Lego.
media.tenor.com
a lego man is standing in front of a machine and says awesome
Alt: Emmett the Lego construction worker minifigure jumping up and saying "Awesome!"
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Dade Collier Concentration Camp but at some point it will go from DCCC to DCDC
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
This morning I splurged and got a double shot of despresso.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Most college students only remember three presidents total.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
It is just me or are the local authorities sounding defensive I mean like Robb Elementary levels of defensive regarding their response to the deadly flooding?
youtube.com
WATCH IT LIVE: Hill Country Flood Disaster Update
YouTube video by News 4 (WOAI) San Antonio
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Gonna mask in public but wearing an ICE t-shirt so its legal.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Not gonna lie as a young comics reader I was bored with the traditional Justice League and the revamped JL with younger offbeat heroes was thrilling to me and the JLi hit right as I could appreciate the jokes and played out cliches so I am EAGERLY awaiting Nathan Fillion as Guy Gardner.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Believing in God because everybody around you does requires no faith.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Some of those that work forces
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
By the way Thomas Chatterton Williams would have voted for Obama for third term if he could.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Landlords on LinkedIn are trying to game out the best way to change all their properties to rent-free but force tenants to tip them monthly and avoid paying taxes.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I love how Musk is such an innovative big brain business genius that he released a third American political party AND MechaHitler the same week.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Maybe the huge new ICE army can deport cancerous tumors and then we will all be healthy.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Ted Cruz is a fan of the StayAwayFromMyConstituentsCation.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Ine been one poor correspondent Ive been too too hard to find
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
When your government kept America safe from the Japanese menace in the 1940s by imprisoning them that loss of so many farm workers crippled food production in California and suddenly Victory Gardens sold as patriotic strategy were really designed to stave off the consequences of unthinking bigotry.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Your Secretary of Warfighting is a buffoon.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
My zero repost strategy is reaping mad dividends.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
😊Birdie😊 (🟨+🟩−⬛)×🟨=⬛ (🟩+🟩−🟩)×🟩=🟩
calcule.heavymoons.net
Calcule - a mental arithmetic puzzle game inspired by Wordle -
Calcule is a mental arithmetic puzzle game inspired by Wordle. 暗算パズル。
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Truth Social more like Trump Soliloquy
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Trump: Go ahead and release everything from the Epstein files except those portions that mention me! Bondi:
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character with a glowing skeleton behind bars and the words do you have any idea how little that narrows it down
Alt: Batman Beyond Cartoon villain with glowing skeleton walking towards the camera in a futuristic computer media room and saying, "Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Other than Star Trek Smothers Brothers and The Prisoner does an y body know of what other TV shows that received American governmental interference in the Vietnam era?
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I am getting a lot of questions about my homophobic views that my Jesse Signal Is My Spirit Animal tshirt should have already answered.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Okay usually the Babylon Bee cannot write a funny headline but they honestly nailed it here.
babylonbee.com
Epstein List Hangs Itself Moments Before Release
U.S. — In a shocking turn of events, the Epstein List was found hanging in a secure document storage facility this morning, according to local authorities.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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President Alien Mezu Yorblix @libelproof.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Atheist ramble on and on about how two of EVERY animal would not fit onto the Ark but if Noah had two wolves inside him that would have saved at least a little space.
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