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Alright, youre new here, so lemme tell you how it works. On this site, we are all Blue Mages. We can only use magic stolen from other users. We win arguments by posting lists of our health problems. And we Never. Quote tweet. Doulas

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Captain Murphy @sealab2021.org · 28/09/2026

Hot evil women persecuted for having the best pussy again.

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woe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

well, i've never actually listened to a single popular thing in my life. my version of 'music' is sticking my head in a bucket full of cockroaches and having a friend whale at it with a crowbar. so maybe consider that

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every person on this website who says they've never heard a Cab Calloway song is gonna shit their pants when a bunch of skeletons start line dancing in their front yards

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woe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

hate it when the lumière brothers run me over with their two-dimensional black and white locomotive

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woe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

yet when i lose 10k trying to operate a mask-friendly dogfighting ring i'm just some asshole

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woe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i have never in my life encountered a situation that required me to pay a thousand jesusland buckaroonies to contract norovirus inside a floating environmental atrocity with mickey mouse & it just seems to me if you do do that it's because you like it

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woe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I Tested Every Crack Dealer in Town to Find the Least Addictive

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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hey, great posts. You don’t actually believe this stuff, right? Haha. Right?

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woe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

countdown to netanyahu having a hasan piker realdoll as a prop at the un

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woe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

wow sure sucks to have donald trump ruin things for you and leave you holding the bag. idk what went wrong, everyone else who thought they could use him has done extremely well off of it

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woe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

everyone in the replies pointing out that there's no such thing as 'olde' english and that shakespeare wrote in early modern english, but you have to understand that a film journalist is essentially a hybrid between a film critic and a journalist, and barely able to recognise any language

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vena cava 🩸 @trannieoakley.blood.gay · 23/09/2026

you aren't "centering marginalized voices", you're trying to win a personal argument, get a grip

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vena cava 🩸 @trannieoakley.blood.gay · 23/09/2026

ngl social justice therapy language just makes me suspicious of people's intentions now

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Luke Gearing @lukegearing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

my psionic lethality reading is off the charts. it's so over for you. i'm going to leave your whole mindform flat lined. there'll be a big crater in the noosphere that used to be your sad little astral presence, and people will gather round and wonder what you did to deserve total obliteration

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woe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

in my planet, this symbol stands for 'straight smoking penises'

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woe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

a close encounter of the first kind is seeing a ufo. second kind is seeing an alien. third kind is meeting one. fourth kind is kissing it. fifth kind is touching its tiddy. sixth kind, it probes you. by close encounter of the eighth kind, you're divorced and its taking the house

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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 20/09/2026

LMAO

$fract followed me$ $fract profile for some new microblogging app$ $i went to the fract website and the first post i saw on the home page: alyssa h milano c31dc391 8/16/2026 my ass may be ai assisted$

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

rip annie dillard

One of the things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

COUSIN UPDATES Marph: banned from Arkansas Horvan: podcast crimes Theremy: inventing new sports Funther: starring as Javert in an all-unvaccinated production of Les Mis

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woe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

living long enough to see everything he built ground to dust by donald trump, powerless to intervene, is perhaps not right, but is also what mitch mcconnell deserves

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woe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

literally this 👇 the tough but true call is that there's simply no way to moderate a large social media platform but by banning trans people and palestineans

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Hunky Kong @thepaleape.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

OH SNAP: 90s jesus just turned some lame-o water into a fly-ass SEGA SATURN

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measurebread @measurebread.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

the climate stalin we wanted: build the utility solar and nuclear plants or [redacted] the climate stalin we got: poor planning, famine

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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

DEGROWTH DON DOES IT AGAIN

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woe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i've seen pictures of this on e621

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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026

This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran taking the truly unique “I respect Macklemore as an artist, but not as a person” stance

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woe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

this is the attack line that will finally turn white women against trump

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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah

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woe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

you have to wonder what people like this think 'structural' means (or did in their 20s). what would it mean for something to be a structure without individuals involved? it would just happen on its own? was feudalism not a structure because you had a king and a couple of dukes at the top?

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Lawrence Miles @lawrence-miles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Based on Mario / Wario logic, "Piddington" is an evil racist bear from darkest Peru.

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woe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

as a bernie bro i refrained from voting like 10 times in 2016. hoping to push that to 20 in the midterms

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Christie Malry ☭ 🔻 @christiemalry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

bringing him out to be installed in the golden throne (plated)

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woe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

always funny when he says something unarguably true like this and you get a crowd of angry libs going 'how dare he 😡 he is a TRAITOR for not saying china is an empire of evil'

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woe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

i can improve on this by two words: 'you seem normal'

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"Oooh, I love jokes". Grow up. I liked jokes in middle school.

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woe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

i will never stoop so low as to attempt to 'prove my humanity' to reddit dot com

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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 13/09/2026

The former Special Assistant to President Joe Biden decided to throw a temper tantrum on Twitter, but I do think it is actually really good to have Biden alumna say this out loud.

Michael LaRosa @MichaelLaRosaDC
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Here's what I think @mehdirhasan doesn't understand: In the United States, polls don't make policy. Policymakers do. Screaming, shouting, and protesting are cute, and exercising all of your freedoms of speech in defense of the Palestinians is admirable.
But Mehdi is just a spectator. He's a professional spectator, jawboner, and bloviator, so he has no idea how government, diplomacy, negotiation, or strategic alliances actually work. No amount of public support in polling or public protest will influence how or when those in power drastically change Israel policy. Mehdi can hate U.S. policy toward Israel all he wants, whether it's being carried out by a Democratic or Republican president. But public opinion polls don't dictate American foreign policy. Never have. Never will.

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Caio Almendra @caioalmendra.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Another selection of the best dril's replies on Threads: +

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