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XaiaX ̆̈ (🍁)

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Not 5 raccoons in a trench coat. Certified Langualogist. Actual size. He/Him linktr.ee/xaiax

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Sarah Walsh @bigdamnherossir.bsky.social · 9h
MFW i look in the Ark of the Covenant
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Leilani (she/her) @glittergremlei.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
CN: sexual assault, child abuse, abuse of alcohol Another week, another "you know those statistics about how basically every woman has either been assaulted or knows someone who has been but most men claim to not be or know a sexual assailant? Hi, it's me, a woman whose been SA'd now you know one"
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026
meta Muse perfec t size for put private d\ata in! inside very Secure and Private data very safe put data in Muse. No problems ever in Muse because very trustworthy and Mark super protective. AMeta muse yes a place for data put data in muse trust meta for givening good safety to data. Friend meta.
An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🍁) @xaiax.net · 28/09/2026
MRW someone unironically uses “the [ethnicity] question”:
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Anton Chigurh: Would You Hold Still?
Alt: Anton Chigurh: Would You Hold Still? (He is about to place a pneumatic captive bolt gun on someone’s forehead and set it off)
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🍁) @xaiax.net · 28/09/2026
Bering Your OwN Clean enÉrgy
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's the 40 year anniversary of cleveland's disastrous "balloonfest"
Balloonfest '86 was a fundraising event in Cleveland, Ohio, United States, held on September 27, 1986, in which the local chapter of United Way set a world record by releasing almost 1.5 million balloons.[2] The event was intended to be a harmless publicity stunt. However, the released balloons drifted back over the city and Lake Erie and landed in the surrounding area, causing problems for traffic and a nearby airport. In consequence, the organizers faced lawsuits seeking millions of dollars in damages,[1] and cost overruns put the event at a net loss.[3] The event also interfered with a United States Coast Guard search for two boaters who were later found drowned.[1]
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🍁) @xaiax.net · 27/09/2026
The worst people in modern society are all grown up theatre kids like Peter Thiel and Donald Trump. Most of the politicians fucking up your life are humanities majors.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sensei (Benicio del Toro) from One Battle After Another, twirling daintily for the cops
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
melkor meme giant evil armored guy towering over a small armored elf

morgoth labeled farmer maggot, his mace is labeled grip/ fang, wolf
fingolfin labeled the century (sp) old sorcerer-king who was foolish enough to approach him
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🍁) @xaiax.net · 25/09/2026
*looks at profile pic and every “selfie” I’ve ever taken* This will be hilarious.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 24/09/2026
ATTENTION THE BEST THING ABOUT AUTUMN HAS FINALLY ARRIVED IT IS TIME FOR TINY DOGS IN TINY SWEATERS
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Ed @ed3d.net · 24/09/2026
"Facebook enthusiast" might be the meanest thing anyone ever said to anyone about anything
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🍁) @xaiax.net · 24/09/2026
To be fair it’s not like they have planes of their own they could have used, so this was completely unavoidable.
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that Hunty person 🍦🌹 @luvcraft.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have work to do on three different big projects, and a bunch of other stuff I need to do, but that's all been derailed this morning by good news about the worst game I ever made! RAT SPLATTER, the card game about breeding rats and squishing them with anvils.
the logo for the card game "Rat Splatter". "RAT" is written in the shape of an anvil, and "SPLATTER" is in the shape of a red splatter being squished by the anvil.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🍁) @xaiax.net · 23/09/2026
This is the future that liberals want.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🍁) @xaiax.net · 23/09/2026
Hello yes would you like to unlock a new fear? Trick question here you go.
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's easy to make ai that makes video games just come up with objective criteria for when they make a good video game in post training
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cado @cado.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
counterpoint: the art *is* good in normal golf game because it is done intentionally, it’s not “beautiful” or “correctly” done by widespread aesthetic and technical definitions but that’s why I love it so much
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Natsuka @octopodeeznuts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Texazul
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 21/09/2026
reading bowling alone in university: it's an interesting thought, i guess, but honestly it sounds like a lot of bill o'reilly shit reading bowling alone in 2026: robert putnam is the second most correct man in this century
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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hang it in the Louvre

"it" being Aaron Rodgers getting sacked
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
most "every accusation is a confession" company in history tbh
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Cyrus Farivar @cfarivar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
‘Most dangerous mile’ for cyclists near Golden Gate Bridge is finally getting a bike trail www.sfchronicle.com/outdoors/art...
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‘Most dangerous mile’ for cyclists near Golden Gate Bridge is finally getting a bike trail
One of the Bay Area’s most popular bike rides, which contains a dangerous stretch of roadway, will become much safer with the opening of a new paved riding trail near the Golden Gate Bridge.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🍁) @xaiax.net · 19/09/2026
This is Hurricane’s / Twisters in Albuquerque. Twisters is what they used for Los Pollos Hermanos. Hurricanes is where you go if you want to order a full meal for an adult that is listed as “1/8th disaster burrito”. (Yes you can get a full disaster burrito. Do not. You will die.)
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🍁) @xaiax.net · 18/09/2026
Ron Swanson with speech bubble 
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[P] Christopher Walken is the new Brawny Man, and he *fucks*.
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 18/09/2026
Dear Silicon Valley cultists: no, I’m not getting paid by a shadowy they/them cabal to be mean to you. I’m being mean to you because your sicko culture has helped destroy mainstream international aid funding (which is killing people), usher in Trump 2.0, and pervert technology and innovation.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🍁) @xaiax.net · 18/09/2026
Trump: I won because people love me Voters: mainly we were mad at democrats about inflation. Trump: no it was because you love me Voters: … Trump: I’m gonna start the best war and give you the biggest gas prices and shit the most pants to prove how much you love me
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🍁) @xaiax.net · 18/09/2026
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🍁) @xaiax.net · 17/09/2026
*correct’s
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🍁) @xaiax.net · 17/09/2026
If you’re in the subset of people that follow me that don’t already know this, sorry.
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Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Marian Call @mariancall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this thread does not go where you think
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🍁) @xaiax.net · 16/09/2026
That’s it you’re all cut off.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🍁) @xaiax.net · 16/09/2026
President Joseph Lieberman
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🍁) @xaiax.net · 16/09/2026
Curséd analogy.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
trot with me if you want to pound
scene from TERMINATOR 2. top panel is giant truck chasing a young buckaroo through the la river. truck is labeled 'AI GENERATED BIZARRO EROTICA SLOP.' middle panel is chuck tingle showing up on his motorcycle. bottom panel is chuck aiming shotgun with label 'SINCERE, HUMAN-CRAFTED STORIES ABOUT BISEXUAL MOTHMAN THREESOMES'
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Abby Normal @abbynormal58.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Only those of a “certain age” will get this.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🍁) @xaiax.net · 15/09/2026
Every day on the west coast I wake up with absolutely no context and have to play “shitpost or Trump presidency?” with posts like this.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🍁) @xaiax.net · 15/09/2026
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Star Wars: This Is Getting Out Of Hand Meme
Alt: Star Wars: This Is Getting Out Of Hand Meme “now there are two of them”
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Gen'Challa @gendou.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026
He has the expression of a turtle who just found a shoe he wants to fuck.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🍁) @xaiax.net · 15/09/2026
He’s got the facial expression of a cat you’ve just brought home from dental surgery who is trying not to fall off the ground.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🍁) @xaiax.net · 15/09/2026
I love malaphors. They are my bread and peanuts.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the bloomberg article about how you could just squeeze the juicero bags yourself and didn't need the hardware was one of the greatest pieces of journalism ever written
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 14/09/2026
A performer with settled live-venue contracts and massive workforces at stake *can* sue to defend protected rights like free speech. Ed Sheeran misses me forever for forgoing his rights and abdicating what most ppl don't even have: the ability to fight back against the Krafts of the world.
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🍁) @xaiax.net · 14/09/2026
See if you can guess what this is describing without looking.
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