Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 13hGrocery shopping in 2026 America feels like thisstatic.klipy.comAttack CritALT: Attack Crit 1111
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wrestling is weird because this is one of the saddest things I've ever seen in the ring and without context it's a little person dressed up as a monster putting a mask on the ground 17918
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You make a compelling argument. Alas, I have already printed a photo of you and drawn wiggly lines over your head, thereby implying you are stinky 081
Reposted by BiollanteThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back theonion.com/animal-facing-extincti… 262003235
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Anything good happening in the world today? No? Well, maybe tomorrow 061
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Idk I just think Fat Bear Week has gotten too safe, too corporate. I miss the old Folsom Street Fat Bear Week where you could see a grizzly would rip a salmon in half in front of a crowd of protesters 1151
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hitting a blinker on the B12 vape. I can feel my blood cells smiling 050
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you 160
Reposted by BiollanteKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think it’s actually really good that we made a country change its energy policy to “do Sorcerer” 021833
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026(Guy who confuses baklava with balaclava) you ate what? 0100
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Springboks have a flap of skin on their back that opens when threatened. It releases a sweet cotton candy smell to warn the herd there's danger 2221
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Slipping on a banana peel is passé and gauche. You need to slip on your hubris these days 050
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Scully: Mulder it's 3AM Mulder: there was another sighting of the Sheboygan Monster. He was sucking down gas station hot dogs like his life depended on it Scully: it was probably a weather balloon Mulder: Scully, weather balloons don't throat glizzies in a Circle K parking lot 081
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It would be nice if AI scammers would stop calling my grandma about car insurance. It used to be real people calling her about her car insurance and she got a kick out of listening to their whole spiel and then telling them she's blind. 0130
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sorry boss gonna be a few hours late there's bandits in the King's Woods 0120
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Most of owning a cat is just saying "oh hi" hundreds of times a day 0160
Reposted by BiollanteKneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ireland shouldn't play Israel. It'll be a stain on our island and our history. Don't normalise genocide. #StopTheGame 741195
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026They're doing this to everyone on earth tomorrowstatic.klipy.comhit horseAlt: Horse undergoing desensitization training with a pool noodle 0133
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Despite their chubby appearance, manatee body fat usually lies between 3-5% 0191
Reposted by BiollanteMarburymoths @marburybirds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Ravens in the mist from a beautiful misty morning. I love these Autumn mornings hopefully lots more of them to come in the next few weeks 😊 19822117
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The best method for quitting vaping is to have someone follow you around and whenever you go to hit it they say "oooh does baby need their binky? Does the widdle baby want something to suck on for comfort?" This person needs to be able to fight, obviously 091
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026SHAVING your BUSH grants you +30% SPEED bonus, but reduces your CHARISMA by -2 040
Reposted by BiollanteKatie Hodges-Kluck, PhD @klhkhistorian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026**Lights Out Alert Sunday & Monday Nights** Birdcast is estimating 300-400 million birds will be in flight. 291671884
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026High gas prices are a moral failing. My gas is 5 cents a gallon because the gas station recognizes my many virtues 080
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sunday football Sunday nothing bad ever happens on a football sunday Bears Vikings Jags Broncs it's all happening on football sunday 030
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026People grillin' people fryin' Food is burnt but hey they're tryin' Would you like something to eat? Would you like a tasty treat? 161
Reposted by BiollanteOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026make the John Brown season of Reacher you cowards 465349952
Reposted by BiollanteChris 𓅨 @bigjuncofan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026One time I was out on a walk with my camera and a random guy stopped me to say "Bird watching? Try iNaturalist! You can get ID help and it supports opens science" It was like in a video game tutorial where they show you how to open up the map or something 524326
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026FBI: guys you are the least fuckable men on earth. These women on hinge are only matching with you to forward your information to their neighbors 1121
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026(About to get yelled at by someone who is smarter than me) more like Joan Diddy-unc 040
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is more or less the inciting incident of Reacher Season 4 060
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Chital, or Axis Deer, are an invasive species on the Hawaiian island of Moloka'i, where they outnumber humans 10 to 1! 290
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Everyone is talking about Resident Evil, meanwhile President Evil is still in the damn white house #Yup #HeStillThere 170
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Islam is the only major religion that has rules for how to practice it in space 140
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Asking the person at the dispensary if they have any mids 1121
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I like to do my research on downballot races so I'm looking at the county sheriff's positions like "oh this guy is anti crime" 040
Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026BREAKING: Whistleblowers Report US Military's Strategic Bisexual Reserve Is Almost Depleted 020
