WuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 23mThey must be primaried. Every single one of them. 010
WuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 32mAs we’re walking out of the restaurant a dude at the door called me “guapo”. That’s pretty cool. 000
Reposted by WuClanTang, parody accountCatherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 3hwhen your country's new accord on “super intelligence” misspells the country's name 1281972402
WuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 4hGraffiti in Mexico City: “FUCK YOU GRINGOS GO HOME” 0102
WuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 7hIn Mexico City: so far, the food is amazing. Everywhere we go they make the perfect cup of latte. The elevation is a challenge. I keep forgetting not to let running water into my mouth. I may die. 040
WuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 22hThe new Clay Face posters are up and they’re just too scary… 020
Reposted by WuClanTang, parody accountRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Called out Byron Donalds for his blatant insider trading. 17328131
WuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Going to start describing more awful and bad experiences, like talking to Rahm Emanuel, as being just like having sex with John Anzalone 030
Reposted by WuClanTang, parody accountWuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I agree with John Anzalone: talking to Rahm Emanuel has to feel at least as bad and disgusting as having sex with John Anzalone… 052
WuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 28/09/2026More like Cruisin’ Tech-Ass (This is about that Choosing Texas song, btw) 010
WuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I agree with John Anzalone: talking to Rahm Emanuel has to feel at least as bad and disgusting as having sex with John Anzalone… 052
Reposted by WuClanTang, parody accountDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah yes the circle of life 13693521545
WuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 28/09/2026How am I supposed to live without clam shells? 150
Reposted by WuClanTang, parody accountmayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 27/09/2026when a snake’s in your balls and the chiropractor calls that’s amoré 041
WuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 27/09/2026LOLOL! I haven’t listened to music radio since 1994 when I discovered record stores, then Napster, then limewire, etc. From observation, it’s a much happier life. For instance: I can happily avoid soulless, brain-rotting propaganda love songs wrapped in jingoistic home-sick imagery 061
WuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Choosin Texas? If it’s not Anemone by BJM, count me out. That is the only song that exists today. 000
WuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is meritocracy if the dumbest motherfuckers, willfully ignorant pieces of shit, were awarded merit. I just want to tell you guys: NOTHING ABOUT THE CONCEPT OF EVIL DEMANDS COMPETENCE. SOME INCOMPETENT DIPSHITS ARE ALSO EVIL. CASE IN POINT: 111
WuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I still have never heard of it. If I hear it, it will be wholly against my will. 130
Reposted by WuClanTang, parody accountMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER caught a career break when LUCILLE BALL gave him a part in ‘Happy Anniversary And Goodbye’ (1974). This led to Bob Rafelson offering him the part that got his Movie career going in ‘Stay Hungry’ (1976) - which earnt him a Golden Globe Award and put him on the Hollywood map. 832658437
WuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I can’t stop playing Anemone by Brian Johnstown Massacre. HELP! youtu.be/jgL4JrF8xLA?...youtu.beAnenomeYouTube video by The Brian Jonestown Massacre - Topic 000
Reposted by WuClanTang, parody accountMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026 243100453
WuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Siri, what were the names of the four apocalypse horsemen? Was one of them ‘lazy Boomer with computer’? Siri, are you chat GTP? How much water are you downing, you thirsty girl? Siri … are you a girl?” 000
WuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Which JAV title is this? “Lovely Work place meeting GILF with my son’s friends who all got me 99% excited and I couldn’t help but self”? I’m saying it’s a gangbang. 120
Reposted by WuClanTang, parody account Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 27/09/2026lol www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...hollywoodreporter.comYouTube and Meta Reverse Course, Will Accept ‘Musk’ Trailer AdThe Google unit says the ad was "temporarily restricted" while Meta calls it "an error." TikTok and X remain silent. 191334246
Reposted by WuClanTang, parody accountalexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i love robots, such as C3PeeAss and R2DeezNutz 56113
WuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Feminize a band name Brianna Jonestown Massacre 010
WuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 27/09/2026LOL! Brave as hell in UK youtube.com/shorts/XPuW5...youtube.comPaddy Young provides an update on Benjamin Netanyahu’s UN general assembly address | SNL UKYouTube video by Saturday Night Live UK 030
WuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I thought “muscular Christianity” is whatever this is www.koreatimes.co.kr/amp/world/20...koreatimes.co.krDid Jesus work out too much? - The Korea TimesA statue of Jesus on the Cross / Courtesy of redditBy Kwon Ji-younA photograph of a statue of Jesus boasting six-pack abs is going viral online.The... 020
Reposted by WuClanTang, parody accountAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Here's how we get Medicare for All done: Make Medicare whole (no one can keep all the parts straight!) Include vision, dental, and hearing. Begin extending to more people, starting with children. We arrive at Medicare for All, which means great Medicare for everyone. 787178014765
Reposted by WuClanTang, parody accountBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The nefarious plan of “providing services which enrich the lives of their constituents using tax dollars” 13129764
Reposted by WuClanTang, parody accountBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That dumbass reality show guy who ran for Mayor of LA is now saying that Mamdani is just being good at governing so that his socialist friends can get elected because people like what they’re doing at which point they’ll start doing bad stuff and that’s just great that’s a tremendous thing to argue 782365189
WuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I blame my dad leaving when I was three and my step dad kicking me out at 17. We help my wife’s family a lot, though… 080
Reposted by WuClanTang, parody accountReturn of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Incredibly funny for a genuine war criminal and mass murderer to be like “wow, can you believe a twitch streamer said America deserved 9/11? Horrible world we live in folks, I tell ya” 35812
Reposted by WuClanTang, parody accountBloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 26/09/2026Awesome new Japanese poster for CLAYFACE. 340987
WuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Any word on which private equity firm is resurrecting this cash grab? 020
WuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is way smarter than a toddler. Have you met a toddler? 020
Reposted by WuClanTang, parody accountSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Go on. Keep proving the point of the documentary, fellas.apple.newsThe Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for 'Musk' (Exclusive) — The Hollywood ReporterThe Alex Gibney doc has received denials from YouTube, Meta, TikTok and X on running the trailer. Its U.S. distributor is appealing. 763614944
Reposted by WuClanTang, parody accountWuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Every generation is walking around with severe trauma from the cruel and thoughtless excesses of the traumatized generation that came before them. 061
Reposted by WuClanTang, parody accountWuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is a psyop. These bastards are mole-men, some sort of mutants, aliens, lizards, inhuman invertebrates. It’s the only thing that explains their lies and love of money over human rights. This is just them getting ahead of a future viral video of them eating handfuls of worms from a slop bucket 031
WuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“Genghis Khan, famous woman enthusiast, was much the same as Nelson Mandela,” says dumb cunt on the internet. 010
