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You Can't Do That On Social Media @ycdtosm.bsky.social · 1h
1988's diaper tennis was weird
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Dr. Meredith Wills ⚾️⚾️👀 @bbl-astrophyscs.bsky.social · 2h
Hear me out: if the White Sox win it all, Leo should invite them to the Vatican. ⚾️🖤🙏
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You Can't Do That On Social Media @ycdtosm.bsky.social · 17h
I'm calling the union
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Alfred E. Neuman ( MAD Magazine ) @alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social · 23h
Topps Cards Presents; Wacky Packages ANS7 ( 2010 ) • Cereal Bonus Cards #wackypackages
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Alfred E. Neuman ( MAD Magazine ) @alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Topps Cards Presents; Wacky Packages ANS7 ( 2010 ) • Bonus Cards #wackypackages
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Alfred E. Neuman ( MAD Magazine ) @alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#wackypackages
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You Can't Do That On Social Media @ycdtosm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wow, this was freakin' crazy youtu.be/PpcP835mWEQ
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I Spent 30 Days as a 75-Year-Old on the Internet
YouTube video by Phil Edwards
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Tom Leykis @tomleykis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Religion is about to kill us ALL. Had to say it.
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Retro Commercial Screens @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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You Can't Do That On Social Media @ycdtosm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A remake of the odd couple but with slapstick
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You Can't Do That On Social Media @ycdtosm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Buffalo Trace Bourbon sounds like it has piss in it
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You Can't Do That On Social Media @ycdtosm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@billystrings.com I hope you will do this for Max, he's a really good dude
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You Can't Do That On Social Media @ycdtosm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚞𝚢 𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗
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Cam Walker @walks30.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every Christmas, Santa distributed the “flying powder” to the reindeer
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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#TheKinkKronikles
Noem:  “I think I'm going to have to put the dog down.  She had a minor incident on the couch.”
Patel:  “Did you say dog?”
Vance:  “Did you say couch?”
Tr☭mp:  “Did you say minor?”
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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🎶 Dunst in the wind All we are is Dunst in the wind 🎶
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Kirsten Dunst in some serious wind.
Alt: Kirsten Dunst in some serious wind.
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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome. I guess this explains why everyone calls me handsome."
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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spock says:  “Your mother is so fat
that she outweighs the needs of the many.”  His statement is accurate.
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Terry(spooky owl sound) @terryleopard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Top 38 accounts that explain your own jokes back to you
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You Can't Do That On Social Media @ycdtosm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
top 38 accounts with cream pie in there bios
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You Cant Do That On Television Ycdtotv
Alt: You Cant Do That On Television I was first!
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Alfred E. Neuman ( MAD Magazine ) @alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Topps Cards Presents; Wacky Packages ANS7 ( 2010 ) • Foil Stickers #wackypackages
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You Can't Do That On Social Media @ycdtosm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"I don't play it by choice"
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Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe @whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So here is a treasure from the 2020 Spooktacular (Back when Dave still TRIED, a little). A story about five young men who went missing in Yuba County California in 1978. (And not for the usual reasons: Yuba County sucks).
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Episode 282-283 "Play Me Some Mountain Madness" Redux
What the HELL Were You Thinking? · Episode
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You Can't Do That On Social Media @ycdtosm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay stop giggling cause I know you're fucking high as balls, and if you're not take a hit or grab a beer. Who's actually worse? Trump or Reagan+both Bush Elaborate
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You Can't Do That On Social Media @ycdtosm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mr. Upton will always have my support
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You Can't Do That On Social Media @ycdtosm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hello? Oh you want to be slimed? Well, why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself (those additional minutes really add up)
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
[loud knocking] “OPEN UP. IT’S THE POLICE!” Me: Prove it. “HOW?” Me: Sing “Roxanne.”
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IYKYK ⚾ 🧡🖤 @brettbutlerisok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know I say it every year, but it's still stupid
Last games of the year, you can only pick one because they all will be played simultaneously
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You Can't Do That On Social Media @ycdtosm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Hank Williams Jr: Are You Ready For Some Football?
ALT: Hank Williams Jr: Are You Ready For Some Football?
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Alfred E. Neuman ( MAD Magazine ) @alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Topps Cards Presents; Wacky Packages ANS7 ( 2010 ) • Puzzle 3 #wackypackages
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You Can't Do That On Social Media @ycdtosm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was actually rooting for the Cubs because I would rather watch games from Wrigley than Petco but using Hurt as the bumper for the post-game show after losing both sides of a double header 🤌
I actually LOVE the Cubs but they are supposed to lose!
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You Can't Do That On Social Media @ycdtosm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Community is better than the Office
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Alfred E. Neuman ( MAD Magazine ) @alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey Gang, Im Thinking About Starting A 2nd Page Strictly For Trading Cards. I Can Post MAD-Adjacent & Wacky-Adjacent Here & Get Away With It, But There Are So Many Great Non-Sport Trading Cards I Would Love To Post... Topps Cards Presents; Nutty Awards ( Jack Davis )( 1966 ) • 1/32 #classiccards
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Alfred E. Neuman ( MAD Magazine ) @alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Topps Cards Presents; Wacky Packages ANS7 ( 2010 ) • Puzzle 2 #wackypackages
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
the bridge the Dave Matthew's Band bus dumped poop on a riverboat from
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Devi @deviwestside.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Call me Charles the way you give me the Dickens
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Retro Commercial Screens @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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call me AnxiousBook 🤠 @tewanxiousbooker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the xbox waffle machine
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You Can't Do That On Social Media @ycdtosm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the world you grew up in no longer exists youtu.be/cemJjHYHPpA?...
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Mcdonald MCDLT Jason Alexander 1985 Commercial
YouTube video by All Life Commercial
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maxwell largeman 🪷 @dad.franklinstower.online · 25/09/2026
IT’S THE SAME FUCKING PICTURE!!!!!! these culture war losers are so fucking lost in the sauce.
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@spar_sulla• 22h
The world you grew up in no longer exists
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IYKYK ⚾ 🧡🖤 @brettbutlerisok.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm either doing something right or doing something very, very wrong but let's go Braves and let's go Padres!
"It's time for the Dodgers to lose at BASEBALL!"
as said by Vin Scully wearing a Giants hat
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You Can't Do That On Social Media @ycdtosm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🎶 California 🎶 abc7.com/story/child-...
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Jonathan Taylor Thomas arrested, accused of kicking deputy during Westlake Village traffic stop
Former child star Jonathan Taylor Thomas was arrested in Westlake Village after he allegedly interfered with a DUI investigation and kicked a deputy.
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Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of the coolest McDonald’s Halloween promos was NICKELODEON NICK OR TREAT. If you said “Nick sent me” at the counter, they’d give you a free pack of these Amazin Fruit Gummy Bears. (1992)
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Alfred E. Neuman ( MAD Magazine ) @alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Topps Cards Presents; Wacky Packages ANS7 ( 2010 ) • Puzzle 1 #wackypackages
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Alfred E. Neuman ( MAD Magazine ) @alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Alfred E. Neuman ( MAD Magazine ) @alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#wackypackages
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Alfred E. Neuman ( MAD Magazine ) @alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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The Screens of Pete and Pete @peteandpete.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 2, Episode 8: X equals Why
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Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That time at the Playboy mansion when Mick Jagger walked in on Dennis Weaver and Hugh Hefner and exclaimed, "Hey Hugh, get off of McCloud." I'm here all week.
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAHAHA
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