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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands

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Myq Kaplan @myqkaplan.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

I like to wrap potatoes in aluminum foil because I don't want the government to know what my potatoes are thinking.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

please understand that all of my jokes are a personal attack on you

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 8h

[encountering a lengthy series of replies] I see thread people

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Kirsti Miller @kirstimiller30.bsky.social · 18h

I bought a six-pack of donuts when a guy next to me said, "You shouldn't eat donuts." I replied, "My grandparents parents lived to be 100." He asked, "Did they eat donuts?" I shot back, "No, they minded their own fkn business."

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 10h

Broke up with my medieval bf because he thinks electricity is the work of dark forces

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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

my prescription is simple, says the doctor. you must kill and eat the great clown pagliacci

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

They say some people look like their pets, but I didn't believe it until I saw your wife's moose

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ahhh autumn, finally I can switch off the dry-ice machine that scares people away from the old mine shaft entrance where I hide my stolen pandas.

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Go home Saint Stephen! You’re clearly stoned. Niche

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Fossils are the real classic rock

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i detect no lies

bleobsdoodles on ig pic of a hedgie saying there be fuckery about

http://linktr.ee/bleobsdoodles

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ah autumn, season of mists and mellow peasants at the gates with torches and pitchforks.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Moving from summer to fall is a significant shift. Time to put away my swimsuits and get back to mysteriously haunting a crumbling abandoned lighthouse

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Josh Winks Higher State of Consciousness is just R2D2 losing his shit on acid.

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just nicking red diesel huh. Clearly Farage never listens to The Archers.

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When you get right down to it there are two types of airplane. The ones that crash and kill you and then the ones that don’t. Here at the plane marketing board we’re big fans of both.

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

He died as he lived - wildly riding a unicycle & tossing scallops to the bystanders

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

is it cum, it’s cum isn’t it

In an $80 motel room, a discovery to shed light on the origins of life 😳 oh god it’s the cum, isn’t it

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 11/08/2024

Relatable

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Your daily affirmation: Be like the Autumnal equinox, and remind everyone that fog, darkness, and fright are lurking around every corner.

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ha ha, nice gains on the swings. Now, on to the roundabouts!

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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

let's all imagine a warm white light glowing at the base of our spines

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Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They say her sunglasses once belonged to James Dean, thrifted during an eclipse in Santa Monica. Where she walks the birds die and when she passes there are black roses and hatchlings in the nest. The tread of her boots are the labyrinth of legend, the Bull of Minos sulking forever through the soles

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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I feel a marathon should only be run in the traditional way where you die at the end.

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 20/09/2026

People often ask me why I wanted to be a film editor. Well, to cut a long story short...

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blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"treatment is simple," doctor says. "this morning someone left this beautiful horse sculpture outside my office. take it and display it prominently in your own home. it's elegant lines and fine craftsmanship will lift your spirits." odysseus bursts into tears. "but doctor,

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Universal question: is the bulb going bad or are the ghosts trying to tell me to get off the toilet?

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Hoping to become a force of nature.

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I have this fantasy where I eat a grilled cheese sandwich without interruption.

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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'll be replenishing my inner reservoir of vitality and power at the Megalith if you need me

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

He was probably some normal guy from the Black Lagoon and Creature was a mean nickname.

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blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I have taken the horse that was outside the city walls and which you probably left for Athena forgive me it was beautiful so big and so heavy

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Been told to stick with the Bayeux Tapestry, as it gets good about four yards in.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

i would like to order a bowl of cigarettes. for the table.

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I wonder how having an interdimensional rift in your basement affects your property values

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smithsonianthadius🍥 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I also won’t be touring with Ed Sheeran

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Fact that autocorrect doesn’t recognise any attempt at spelling diarrhoea….

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You have to imagine Sisyphus with really bad diarrhoea. Seriously!

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If you mean uncontrollably angry, then yes, I’m all the rage.

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 18/09/2026

no news is good news unless the news is that i’m getting pizza

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Almost crashed the car last night while getting a blowjob. Next time I’m driving

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

There are some, ok, one, over in titled nation, who’s accent, shouted out, in “that way”, makes me wanna puke.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I miss him every day… Time to realign my scope.

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Disheartening how it was so unimportant to bother voting that I never bothered, now, we have such an oppressive non-democratic fascism I can’t. (In handcuffs, (Made in the USA), being “transported”)

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Converse shoes make your feet stink, like, Gorgonzola on acid btw.

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The thought of necrophilia horrifies me. Can you imagine all that digging

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