iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Be careful with my heart, it’s delicate and I love too much, too easily. And also it’s filled with Sarin gas so you’ll fuckin die.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

*mouthful of LSD I have hope for the future.

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jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

my fav part about job interviews is all the lying

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 12h

Trump in the Oval, alone, seeing this quote. He rubs his forehead. He goes to the window, stares out over the great city. Has he, in fact, betrayed the legacy of his late friend? The thought is too horrible to contemplate. "Heavy is the head," he thinks, quoting Henry IV Part II, his favorite play.

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 8h

Peasants with burning torches and pitchforks. Me, shaking a hand held, banging it, “out of battery!”

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 21h

Where is the main stream condemnation of the president’s actions/comments in the US today? Simply not seeing it. Frog in a pan of water near boiling.

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Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

girl who brings a burger in her purse to da movies

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 10/10/2026

they made a robot that can actually dance like a human I don't know how it twerks

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

All the best people are at least a little bit fucked up.

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Live-streaming an execution is an exercise in making people complicit in the act. Complicity is an acceptance of the state’s authority over its subjects.

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I don't want to create content I want to be a cat napping in a patch of sunlight

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Rage’s AGAINST the machine, to lean in and get some lower back support.

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Despite not being a rat in a cage, I still have a modicum of rage.

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Clint Eastwood complaining about being old, when he’s spent 30 years living off oatmeal when he could a been banging hookers and slamming tequilas. Dick

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Bryce @girl.creditcard · 06/10/2026

we need to return to the bog

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I had a dream about you last night. I drowned you

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

*wanders off into the sunset after reading my last free article

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Would you support a small business who makes things with rage instead of love

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Same, Ish, but learned, when bleeding heavily, you can super glue yourself back together.

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Don’t go the cheese route unless you wanna end up in cheese city!

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Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Making a delicious, flaky pie from the fruit of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil

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neotl @ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The ultimate goal, of course, is ASI: artificial stupid intelligence. By digitally incarnating the pure fool, we will harness jester's privilege and reforge physics

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Don’t make me clutch my pearls, motherfucker.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 23/12/2023

Why don’t you slip into something more combustible?

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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 24/01/2024

America should go president-less for the next four years and just work on ourselves. Hit the gym. Read more. Explore some hobbies. Only once America loves itself will it be ready for a president.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

I'm looking at two autographs of Mickey Mouse and I'm pretty sure one of them is a forgery.

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spooky rachel @introspectre.online · 03/10/2026

sorry, buddy. get in the crystal. we're gonna put you in the crystal. you're gonna be in the crystal

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Some church people knocked on my door and said they wanted to tell me about the afterlife. I told them I’m trying to avoid any spoilers.

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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m in bed, eating cubed cheese, with unlimited entertainment at my fingertips. Wtf do I have to be sad about?

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sorry everything’s on fire, I just watched a romcom.

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands

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Myq Kaplan @myqkaplan.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

I like to wrap potatoes in aluminum foil because I don't want the government to know what my potatoes are thinking.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

please understand that all of my jokes are a personal attack on you

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

[encountering a lengthy series of replies] I see thread people

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Kirsti Miller @kirstimiller30.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I bought a six-pack of donuts when a guy next to me said, "You shouldn't eat donuts." I replied, "My grandparents parents lived to be 100." He asked, "Did they eat donuts?" I shot back, "No, they minded their own fkn business."

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Broke up with my medieval bf because he thinks electricity is the work of dark forces

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Them spindly legs! WALL-E hummm This is a man who NEVER walks anywhere. Maybe zero-G IS his chosen future.

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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

my prescription is simple, says the doctor. you must kill and eat the great clown pagliacci

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

They say some people look like their pets, but I didn't believe it until I saw your wife's moose

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ahhh autumn, finally I can switch off the dry-ice machine that scares people away from the old mine shaft entrance where I hide my stolen pandas.

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Go home Saint Stephen! You’re clearly stoned. Niche

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Fossils are the real classic rock

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i detect no lies

bleobsdoodles on ig pic of a hedgie saying there be fuckery about

http://linktr.ee/bleobsdoodles

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ah autumn, season of mists and mellow peasants at the gates with torches and pitchforks.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Moving from summer to fall is a significant shift. Time to put away my swimsuits and get back to mysteriously haunting a crumbling abandoned lighthouse

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just as being poor is financially expensive, having to constantly replace inferior necessities, it’s also time expensive, waiting for everything.

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Josh Winks Higher State of Consciousness is just R2D2 losing his shit on acid.

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