Reposted by Joel Morrismtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 7hthey are stealing billions from us in order to build data centers in our backyards in order to run machines designed to take our jobs and ultimately enslave us 9570151
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 10hDeciding what was the last good piece of technology, and it’s the iPod, isn’t it? Proposal: an Amish but for 2004. 18504
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 12hInternet failing to answer a simple question. For a thing. Before we called our phones “mobile phones” in the UK, we called them car phones or personal phones, didn’t we? “Mobile” took a while to catch on. Anyone recall British colloquial terms from the 80s / 90s, so pre-smartphone? 59233
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 15hListening to Willin’ by Little Feat. I notice that the pedal steel is by Sneaky Pete Kleinow. He did the stop motion FX for The Terminator. Meaning that my brain is now imagining the oncoming articulated rig in T2 has got Little Feat on the radio, happily chirping about trucking while stoned. 5202
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 15hFriends fear he hasn’t started work because he’s decided to read The Cursed Earth from end to end over breakfast. 4201
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 15hDoctor Who In An Exciting Adventure With The Mechanical Turks 2335
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 16hBBC reveals preferred bidders for the Doctor Who franchise tender. 57115
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 16hNEW EPISODE of COMFORT BLANKET The TOP TEN SCI FI MOVIES goes to the snowy wastes and hangs out with a Howard Hawks platoon of tough guys. It’s for a Thing. Available wherever you get your podcasts… pod.link/1614879928 #comfortblanket 171
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 17hI’ve seen the pitch document for The Day Today and it’s about a paragraph long. I paraphrase but: “This show worked brilliantly on the radio and we know what we’re doing.” A world in which that is a viable pitch document is something that we surrendered without a fight, which is so sad. 311920
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I love that Queen have one hit song about how infantile radio can be, and another hit song about big bottoms. 7460
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You could show more confidence as a country by putting AI nowhere near centre stage, and shouting that you won’t be taken in. That’s a confident move. Just like you would magic beans, or a perpetual motion machine, or Bagpuss’ Mouse Mill with the chocolate biscuits. 612226
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’ve either got a really long recovery ramp out of this last bout of COVID, or I’m just really lazy and want to play video games and watch crappy old Dr Who’s in bed. I wonder which one is medically more likely. I think the science is on my side here. #pandemic2026 #ViralBravery 2280
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They should reveal that care workers have a 10% chance of wiping out humanity, and raise the investment that way. 419842
Reposted by Joel MorrisJohn-Luke Roberts @jlukeroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is hilarious. I am one of two people nominated for best host, and the other person is Louis Theroux. It's done by public vote. Vote for me! We can do this! 65526
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just noticed that Bod and Bond have the same title sequence. 1112425
Reposted by Joel MorrisAlex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Now seems as good a time as any to post the plasticine Frank Muir that I built for the ‘Amateur Frank Muir Modeller’ Viz ad back in 2006. 1439652
Reposted by Joel Morrisb3ta @b3ta.com · 28/09/2026It'd be Beneficial to the Publick Artist: laplandes b3ta.com/board/11431572 From the 'Unlikely Siblings' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/unlikelysiblings… #UnlikelySiblings 0135
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026@johnfinnemore.bsky.social and @naomialderman.bsky.social - Been down to Ealing Studios for a work thing. Delighted to see how beautiful the refurb is, how they’ve honoured the greats, and really leant into the heritage. Those Ladykillers portrait shots are COLOSSAL. Gorgeous! 1282
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You can’t understand the story of rock music without following the main and side plots together. For example, I don’t even WANT to know about Frank Zappa and Captain Beefheart without the proper context of the accompanying episodes on the GTOs and The Banana Splits. That’s how good this is. 77815
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Anyone else think Coyote Vs Acme would have been even more brilliant with Odenkirk in the lead, and just making it an unmentioned extension of the Breaking Bad universe? 11532
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Victory for good sense and big viewer numbers. The lads worked so hard and deserve this. 1211
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What happens if you have legitimate concerns about someone else’s legitimate concerns? You’d probably need to have some sort of system to represent that this stuff is complicated. Maybe a debating chamber and votes. Perhaps different voices and views could be represented there. 48816
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Morning. Last week I found out for the first time that Champion The Wonder Horse (stalwart black and white 50s schedule filler up to 1993) was a spin-off. Champion was Gene Autry’s horse, and it was a 1955 cash in on the success of the Gene Autry Show. He’s like horse Frasier. 2623834
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just watched some clips of Andy Burnham being fairly firm with Kuenssberg, but have realised I actually want George Fouracres as PM. 1381
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The whole point of humans as a sociable, tribal species is we should eject people like this, so they starve in the wilderness alone. There are consequences to sociopathic behaviour. Somehow the abstract idea of money has short circuited our basic evolutionary safeguards. 724077
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My TV EPG is promising a show called Attenborough’s Big Birds and all I can imagine is him earnestly whispering, “This… is Diana Dors.” 8705
Reposted by Joel MorrisUrsula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026All too often the heroes of such fantasies behave exactly as the villains do, acting with mindless violence, but the hero is on the “right” side and therefore will win. Right makes might. 05116
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Really enjoying this series where the excellent @eleanormorton.bsky.social and @misterabk.bsky.social revisit or simply visit classic children’s books (and sometimes get stuck in the door on the way out cos of hunny). It’s surprisingly addictive. You know. Like hunny. pod.link/1786648408pod.linkEleanor & Alasdair Read ThatListen to Eleanor & Alasdair Read That wherever you get your podcasts! 25910
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Watched an SNL US episode last night, a good one, and it was fun but the UK one just feels like its own beast now. It’s the US version that feels like the clunky spin off. It’s quite exciting. 3383
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This happens because podcast hosting services require creators to guarantee there is no third party content at all. This ignores fair use, review etc and is because revenue collection services don’t exist in all territories, and fair use law varies round the world. 3277
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I wish I was offered money as often as I’m offered advice on what to do with my money. 2663
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s not a great comfort given where it’s all heading, but I’m glad that my instinctive “oh, fuck, you turds look like the worst people ever” reaction to the tech disrupter lads didn’t turn out to be some sort of kneejerk reaction I had to revise as they revealed their essential beneficence. 1513
Reposted by Joel MorrisDave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger. 442224725
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026GETTING THIS TITLE AWAY IS THE TRIUMPH OF THE YEAR. Blackmere is coming. variety.com/2026/tv/glob...variety.comCharlie Brooker’s New Netflix Series Gets Title, ‘Blackmere,’ as Rory Kinnear Joins Cast and First-Look Photos RevealedCharlie Brooker's new series has revealed its title, "Blackmere," as Rory Kinnear joins the cast. 159018
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026NEW ONLINE WRITING / COMEDY COURSE A few spaces left… Starts Sunday Oct 18th www.gralefrit.co.uk/writers-room 0137
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is mental. And good. Like the good sort of mental. Recommended. 1111
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just remembered I went to see The Odyssey at the cinema, what was it, a month or two ago, and tried to remember anything about it and nope. Nothing. That’s one hell of a biggest cultural moment of the year right there. Wow. 18500
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“Don’t worry, we’re punishing people for being lazy and unlucky and poor while refusing to even acknowledge the existence of people who are lazy and lucky and rich. All is well in this, the best of all possible worlds.” — All politicians, all the time, FFS 09929
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Is it time to post that paragraph from The Road To Wigan Pier? The one about how the desperate, pleasureless poor will always refuse to just spend their pennies on cabbage no matter how much you try and insist. This isn’t a thing you can make people do. It’s not how humans work. 1213543
Reposted by Joel MorrisRussell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026-“Oh don’t worry, I’ll get my daughter to do it, she’ll be fine” was her response. So she did. Here’s young Caroline Hawkins in #PendasFen the play, and here she is with me tonight 2587
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We're doing some Broken Veil stuff at the British Library Tales of the Weird Halloween event. Come along! events.bl.uk/events/tales...events.bl.ukTales of the Weird – An Autumnal Festival | British LibrarySome of our finest writers and connoisseurs of the weird gather in the Autumnal gloom for a day of conversations, readings and more.Hosted by writer and co 2237
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Wrangling a chapter on woke in comedy. You have to write it with an imaginary adversary in your head, collaged from every dumb Spectator column and edgelord comedian promo interview you’ve ever read, but eventually you surrender and weep because it’s like explaining poetry to a dog. 1321
Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026OUT TODAY! The next in Comfort Blanket and 2000AD’s romp through the greatest sci fi films. It’s the Mad Max version of Ralph Richardson vs the Helicopter Men… Alexander Korda and HG Wells’ THINGS TO COME! In all pod places. pod.link/1614879928 162
Reposted by Joel MorrisJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026New course! Starts October 18th. Sign up at: www.gralefrit.co.uk 0189
Reposted by Joel MorrisAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Petty to share, but: a guy said one of my clips was "as funny as being kicked up the arse". Fair enough, but I do think it would be funny if he got kicked up the arse. 3561933
Reposted by Joel MorrisJulia Raeside @jnraeside.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Joel @gralefrit.bsky.social has written this BRILLIANT piece about our visit to SNL UK and why the show is a rock concert. Such a good analysis.joelmorris.substack.comLive from London, it’s SATURDAY NIGHT!What seeing this week’s episode of SNL UK taught me about comedy. 186