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Joel Morris

@gralefrit.bsky.social
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Writer & highwayman. Ladybird, Cunk, Wipe, Be Funny Or Die, Framley, Candidate band, Comfort Blanket, Broken Veil etc ko-fi.com/gralefrit AGENTS, website, links, bio etc: www.gralefrit.co.uk

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 7h
they are stealing billions from us in order to build data centers in our backyards in order to run machines designed to take our jobs and ultimately enslave us
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 10h
Deciding what was the last good piece of technology, and it’s the iPod, isn’t it? Proposal: an Amish but for 2004.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 12h
Internet failing to answer a simple question. For a thing. Before we called our phones “mobile phones” in the UK, we called them car phones or personal phones, didn’t we? “Mobile” took a while to catch on. Anyone recall British colloquial terms from the 80s / 90s, so pre-smartphone?
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 15h
Listening to Willin’ by Little Feat. I notice that the pedal steel is by Sneaky Pete Kleinow. He did the stop motion FX for The Terminator. Meaning that my brain is now imagining the oncoming articulated rig in T2 has got Little Feat on the radio, happily chirping about trucking while stoned.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 15h
Friends fear he hasn’t started work because he’s decided to read The Cursed Earth from end to end over breakfast.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 15h
Doctor Who In An Exciting Adventure With The Mechanical Turks
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 16h
BBC reveals preferred bidders for the Doctor Who franchise tender.
KamelionWOTANConan
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 16h
NEW EPISODE of COMFORT BLANKET The TOP TEN SCI FI MOVIES goes to the snowy wastes and hangs out with a Howard Hawks platoon of tough guys. It’s for a Thing. Available wherever you get your podcasts… pod.link/1614879928 #comfortblanket
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 17h
“Robot! Write me more music about how lonely I am.”
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 17h
I’ve seen the pitch document for The Day Today and it’s about a paragraph long. I paraphrase but: “This show worked brilliantly on the radio and we know what we’re doing.” A world in which that is a viable pitch document is something that we surrendered without a fight, which is so sad.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love that Queen have one hit song about how infantile radio can be, and another hit song about big bottoms.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You could show more confidence as a country by putting AI nowhere near centre stage, and shouting that you won’t be taken in. That’s a confident move. Just like you would magic beans, or a perpetual motion machine, or Bagpuss’ Mouse Mill with the chocolate biscuits.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve either got a really long recovery ramp out of this last bout of COVID, or I’m just really lazy and want to play video games and watch crappy old Dr Who’s in bed. I wonder which one is medically more likely. I think the science is on my side here. #pandemic2026 #ViralBravery
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They should reveal that care workers have a 10% chance of wiping out humanity, and raise the investment that way.
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John-Luke Roberts @jlukeroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is hilarious. I am one of two people nominated for best host, and the other person is Louis Theroux. It's done by public vote. Vote for me! We can do this!
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just noticed that Bod and Bond have the same title sequence.
The name’s Bod…… James Bod.
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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now seems as good a time as any to post the plasticine Frank Muir that I built for the ‘Amateur Frank Muir Modeller’ Viz ad back in 2006.
A plasticine model of Frank Muir.
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 28/09/2026
It'd be Beneficial to the Publick Artist: laplandes b3ta.com/board/11431572 From the 'Unlikely Siblings' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/unlikelysiblings… #UnlikelySiblings
An image made by laplandes posted on B3ta, front paged by the moderators, and reposted on Bluesky by code automatically.

Subject: It'd be Beneficial to the Publick
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@johnfinnemore.bsky.social and @naomialderman.bsky.social - Been down to Ealing Studios for a work thing. Delighted to see how beautiful the refurb is, how they’ve honoured the greats, and really leant into the heritage. Those Ladykillers portrait shots are COLOSSAL. Gorgeous!
Kind Hearts and Coronets posterGigantic costume test / promo shots for The LadykillersThe Ladykillers
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You can’t understand the story of rock music without following the main and side plots together. For example, I don’t even WANT to know about Frank Zappa and Captain Beefheart without the proper context of the accompanying episodes on the GTOs and The Banana Splits. That’s how good this is.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone else think Coyote Vs Acme would have been even more brilliant with Odenkirk in the lead, and just making it an unmentioned extension of the Breaking Bad universe?
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Victory for good sense and big viewer numbers. The lads worked so hard and deserve this.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What happens if you have legitimate concerns about someone else’s legitimate concerns? You’d probably need to have some sort of system to represent that this stuff is complicated. Maybe a debating chamber and votes. Perhaps different voices and views could be represented there.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Morning. Last week I found out for the first time that Champion The Wonder Horse (stalwart black and white 50s schedule filler up to 1993) was a spin-off. Champion was Gene Autry’s horse, and it was a 1955 cash in on the success of the Gene Autry Show. He’s like horse Frasier.
Champignon, Le Cheval Merveilleux
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BIG THOMAS!
Big Thomas
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The absolute boss.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just watched some clips of Andy Burnham being fairly firm with Kuenssberg, but have realised I actually want George Fouracres as PM.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The whole point of humans as a sociable, tribal species is we should eject people like this, so they starve in the wilderness alone. There are consequences to sociopathic behaviour. Somehow the abstract idea of money has short circuited our basic evolutionary safeguards.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My TV EPG is promising a show called Attenborough’s Big Birds and all I can imagine is him earnestly whispering, “This… is Diana Dors.”
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All too often the heroes of such fantasies behave exactly as the villains do, acting with mindless violence, but the hero is on the “right” side and therefore will win. Right makes might.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Really enjoying this series where the excellent @eleanormorton.bsky.social and @misterabk.bsky.social revisit or simply visit classic children’s books (and sometimes get stuck in the door on the way out cos of hunny). It’s surprisingly addictive. You know. Like hunny. pod.link/1786648408
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Eleanor & Alasdair Read That
Listen to Eleanor & Alasdair Read That wherever you get your podcasts!
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watched an SNL US episode last night, a good one, and it was fun but the UK one just feels like its own beast now. It’s the US version that feels like the clunky spin off. It’s quite exciting.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This happens because podcast hosting services require creators to guarantee there is no third party content at all. This ignores fair use, review etc and is because revenue collection services don’t exist in all territories, and fair use law varies round the world.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wish I was offered money as often as I’m offered advice on what to do with my money.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s not a great comfort given where it’s all heading, but I’m glad that my instinctive “oh, fuck, you turds look like the worst people ever” reaction to the tech disrupter lads didn’t turn out to be some sort of kneejerk reaction I had to revise as they revealed their essential beneficence.
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GETTING THIS TITLE AWAY IS THE TRIUMPH OF THE YEAR. Blackmere is coming. variety.com/2026/tv/glob...
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Charlie Brooker’s New Netflix Series Gets Title, ‘Blackmere,’ as Rory Kinnear Joins Cast and First-Look Photos Revealed
Charlie Brooker's new series has revealed its title, "Blackmere," as Rory Kinnear joins the cast.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NEW ONLINE WRITING / COMEDY COURSE A few spaces left… Starts Sunday Oct 18th www.gralefrit.co.uk/writers-room
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is mental. And good. Like the good sort of mental. Recommended.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just remembered I went to see The Odyssey at the cinema, what was it, a month or two ago, and tried to remember anything about it and nope. Nothing. That’s one hell of a biggest cultural moment of the year right there. Wow.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Don’t worry, we’re punishing people for being lazy and unlucky and poor while refusing to even acknowledge the existence of people who are lazy and lucky and rich. All is well in this, the best of all possible worlds.” — All politicians, all the time, FFS
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is it time to post that paragraph from The Road To Wigan Pier? The one about how the desperate, pleasureless poor will always refuse to just spend their pennies on cabbage no matter how much you try and insist. This isn’t a thing you can make people do. It’s not how humans work.
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Russell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
-“Oh don’t worry, I’ll get my daughter to do it, she’ll be fine” was her response. So she did. Here’s young Caroline Hawkins in #PendasFen the play, and here she is with me tonight
Caroline Hawkins about to get her hands lopped off in 1974Caroline Hawkins with me tonight, in 2026. The hands grew back.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We're doing some Broken Veil stuff at the British Library Tales of the Weird Halloween event. Come along! events.bl.uk/events/tales...
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Tales of the Weird – An Autumnal Festival | British Library
Some of our finest writers and connoisseurs of the weird gather in the Autumnal gloom for a day of conversations, readings and more.Hosted by writer and co
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wrangling a chapter on woke in comedy. You have to write it with an imaginary adversary in your head, collaged from every dumb Spectator column and edgelord comedian promo interview you’ve ever read, but eventually you surrender and weep because it’s like explaining poetry to a dog.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Daft Punk biopic looks good.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
OUT TODAY! The next in Comfort Blanket and 2000AD’s romp through the greatest sci fi films. It’s the Mad Max version of Ralph Richardson vs the Helicopter Men… Alexander Korda and HG Wells’ THINGS TO COME! In all pod places. pod.link/1614879928
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New course! Starts October 18th. Sign up at: www.gralefrit.co.uk
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Petty to share, but: a guy said one of my clips was "as funny as being kicked up the arse". Fair enough, but I do think it would be funny if he got kicked up the arse.
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Julia Raeside @jnraeside.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Joel @gralefrit.bsky.social has written this BRILLIANT piece about our visit to SNL UK and why the show is a rock concert. Such a good analysis.
joelmorris.substack.com
Live from London, it’s SATURDAY NIGHT!
What seeing this week’s episode of SNL UK taught me about comedy.
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