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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 7h

Where did you get your sense of humor? 1. saturday morning cartoons 2. British TV 3. cosmic weirdness 4. at the bottom of a deep dark well

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What's your retirement plan? 1. coffee shop curmudgeon 2. vengeful sea witch 3. sentient moss mound 4. foggy wanderer

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 11h

The story of your life is not yet written. There's still time to add black market rum, purloined skeletons, and a hovercraft capable of outrunning the law to your narrative.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Don't be afraid to stand out. It's the best way to get noticed and recruited into a new life by the twig witch, dark fairies, and assorted cosmic beings of madness.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 15h

Always be your true self as you move through the world. If you leave a trail of trembling townsfolk, smoldering ruins, and terrifying legends in your wake, so be it.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

It's important to look after your emotional health. If you feel the need to wear armor of ancient bones and a magnificent crown of antlers to the market on a cheese run, just go for it. You deserve to be happy.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 18h

Your daily affirmation: Life is about finding perspective. Look at it through a strange gaze to find wonderfully strange things.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What's your retirement plan? 1. coffee shop curmudgeon 2. vengeful sea witch 3. sentient moss mound 4. foggy wanderer

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I hope you have a nice day. I also hope your tea is always warm, your cats are mostly agreeable, and you can always find room for one more book on your crowded bookshelves.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Who do you most resemble? 1. famous movie monster 2. beloved cartoon character 3. dangerously weird cryptid 4. someone who loves potatoes

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Make new things, including friends. Make paintings, songs, and books. Make mischief and the good kinds of trouble. Make magic any way you know how and make a better tomorrow if you can.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you don't feel like yourself today, here are some disguises to wear out into the world: - fern burglar - turtle wrangler - foggy apparition - moat monster in training - zamboni driver with dark secrets

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

They were the worst of times, and they were the worst of times. They were the times when all you wanted was a pillow fort and enough books & tea to quiet the little voices in your head.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Your daily affirmation: You will make a fine ghost at a mysterious backstreet bookstore someday, and shoppers will greet you with a mixture of wonder and horror.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Who do you most resemble? 1. famous movie monster 2. beloved cartoon character 3. dangerously weird cryptid 4. someone who loves potatoes

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Remember. The only one stopping you from talking to owls, fashioning a beard of moss, or looking like a feral forest Muppet is you.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Your daily affirmation. If you're not already the weirdest person in your town, it's time to take their place.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What's your favorite kind of weather? 1. warm & bright 2. dark & dreary 3. cold & clear 4. foggy & mysterious

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Don't hide your light from the world. Be a candle in the darkness, or a mysterious blue flicker in the forest, drawing lost travelers towards their mossy doom.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tips to help you through Autumn: - weather proof your top-hats and fanciful wigs - sew a Victorian whaler's widow Halloween costume - plant enchanted bones as a ghost fence - leave offerings of rum for the twig witch - learn to live in darkness

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Do something nice for yourself everyday. Like taking a quiet walk in the woods. Or chasing nosy townsfolk away from your secret lair in the woods where you keep the bones of nosy townsfolk.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Your daily affirmation: Some days require subtlety and restraint, but not this one. Approach today like a surly goat and prepare to headbutt the world.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What's your favorite kind of weather? 1. warm & bright 2. dark & dreary 3. cold & clear 4. foggy & mysterious

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What's your favorite shade of red? 1. lava flow 2. ancient dragon 3. blood on the snow 4. weird nebula

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If I found a sword in a stone, I would leave it there. The sword probably has a perfectly valid reason to want to kill the stone, so who am I to get involved in their eternal struggle?

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Did you know? Most fashionable folks are wearing a crown of ancient bones this season, but if your bone stash is running low, you can always glue some pointy sticks on a ballcap for the same effect. #TheMoreYouKnow

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Changing seasons can trigger a change in your own life. Choose a new form that suits you. Grow your most elaborate antlers yet, or a frightening exoskeleton. Replace old forest folktales with new terrifying legends of mossy gloom and malevolent splendor.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Your daily affirmation: It's good to be thoughtful. So, think carefully about how many of your enemies you will smite today, and how many you will spare for another day.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What's your favorite shade of red? 1. lava flow 2. ancient dragon 3. blood on the snow 4. weird nebula

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Remember. You never know if the mossy horror who is chasing you through the old forest is trying to destroy you or is simply hoping to make a new friend. That's what makes life so exciting.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What do you protect yourself with? 1. baggy clothes 2. withering stares 3. irony & sarcasm 4. daggers & magic

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Your daily affirmation: If the universe is infinite, then that leaves a lot of room for your weirdness.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Pisces: We should always try our best. So if you’re going to be a failure, be the biggest and best failure the world has ever seen.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Control the things you can control in life. Like how many hidden daggers you carry, or which ancient crown of bones you wear to your niece's birthday party.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

There's no time like the present to tell your loved ones how you feel about them, or to disappear into a mysterious fog that surrounds a haunted town on the coast. Or you could do both. It's up to you.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Your daily affirmation: You don't need to fit in. All famous monsters from fairy tales and legends lived by their own rules, so you should too.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What do you protect yourself with? 1. baggy clothes 2. withering stares 3. irony & sarcasm 4. daggers & magic

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What's your favorite shade of blue? 1. bright summer sky 2. cold mountain lake 3. deep dark sea 4. fairy lights in the old forest

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Most economists agree that by the time you’re 40, you should be the most haunted thing in a weirdly haunted town.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Your daily affirmation: It's time to listen to the little voice in your head. The one telling you to write the books that you want to see for sale in a haunted bookshop.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Autumn is filled with magical sights - trees glowing with colorful leaves, soft rain on cozy cafe windows, and Mothman swooping down upon you in the alley behind the kebab shoppe.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I like the way you think. I like the way you move through the world with a permanently bewildered expression, as if you're only now beginning to understand the true depth of the horrors.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Your daily affirmation: The weekend is a great time to start an ambitious new project - one that you have no intention of ever finishing. Think big and fail bigger.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Stand up for what you believe in. Write, sing, and create for what you believe in. Make mischief and cause a ruckus for what you believe in. Become the haunted horror in the center of a haunted world for what you believe in.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

There are many ways to improve your life: - read books - be kind - read more books - rest - read so many books that an ancient power of undying fire ignites deep in your eyes - hydrate - read more books

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Your daily affirmation: There's nothing stopping you from being kind today, or from starting a book club with inquisitive forest creatures and other wild folk of the wood.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's better to be the hunter than the hunted, especially when the thing you're after is a large burrito.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Today's a good day to remind your boss that time is a human construct and has no meaning in a cosmic sense. You wouldn't ask an ancient owl god or a sentient pile of moss to be at work at 8:00 sharp, would you?

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Your daily affirmation: Don't let doubters defeat you. Doubt their doubt and crush them all.

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