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@sliceofwife.bsky.social
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 1h
right now im watching bob ross and waiting for my husband to return home from work
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 2h
i haven't been watching movies because ive been rewatching attack on titan
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 2h
a hotdog will save your life
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 2h
hotdogs
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 3h
this is honestly so sad but im trying to be brave about it
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 4h
🍝🥛
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 4h
spaghetti tuesday
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 4h
like this post for me to make spaghetti dinner
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 5h
I won’t rest until I’ve pleased every last one of you
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 5h
poking my finger out of the hole and pretending it's my little wiener
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 5h
my superhero name would be dr pepper girl
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 5h
if you were here you'd be home now
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 6h
welcome to my wicked world playboy
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
me when I detach a qt
Carl on his freshly mowed lawn pointing a shotgun at his neighbors lawn who are the aqua teens
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 7h
reading a book is a great way to hang out with someone who is both dead and famous
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 8h
i napped all day and ate a big sandwich and i am still tired
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ripping a hole in the crotch of my pantyhose in case something amazing happens
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
claude jerk me off with enthusiasm
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Real
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i have to get going
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merritt @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026
can i say something about the canadian blood services vein access sweatshirt without everyone getting mad
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
struggling rn guys ngl. please send pics of you having an even worse time to cheer me up
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
divide the spine
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I want to have a baby
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
done
yellow cake with chocolate cream cheese frosting and rainbow sprinkle border it's the bon appetit recipe
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
baked yellow cake
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slime and goop @snakeroot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Small things can make a big difference
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
counteracting this depressive episode by baking a cake from scratch for my beloved husband's birthday. today is about him <3
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i think i gave myself brain damage from loving too much
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
im having depression again
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lord lift us up where we belong
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i feel weird in my body and in my brain
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
anhedonia is a funny word
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i don't really like counting crows (band) but the song they used in camp miasma was so good idk that whole scene fucked imho
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you can't bring your guns into heaven they only allow blades and poison
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gigi @centerfold.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i am just like you
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
good morning
keep the old west alive
ball a cowboy
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's literally friday wow
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James Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
fucking between the thighs friday
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
im the kind of bitch who likes to bring a grocery bag to the beach and pick up every piece of trash she sees
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
inflamed cuticle on my pinky finger
Four Rooms final scene
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Illegalize Pessimism NOW @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Heaven is empty and all the angels are here
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hi im Johnny Cocksville and this is Fuckass
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
mr slimeman send me some goop make it the slimiest ive ever gooped
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my husband's one million morning alarms are going off
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the ego is like the thymus gland
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sorry we can't kill the ego it turns out we need that
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slime and goop @snakeroot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Babe your thermal signature is reading warm between the thighs. So lmk if you need something
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
in order to stop feeling weird you first have to admit that you feel weird
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lesser panic attack
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