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Tammy Golden

@tammygolden.bsky.social
6.5K followers 791 following 2.7K posts

Writer: MST3K, MAD Magazine's Usual Gang of Idiots, Hanging With Doctor Z, The Novelizers, other nerdy stuff.

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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 7h
Thank you so much @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social for this new #AccidentalPicard, Star Trek: The Next Genesis edition
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 7h
In honor of DC's Lanterns, now a Skydance property, can we knock the WB tower over, watch the black smoke escape, and just let it lie there in disrepair for 10 years
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 15h
Sure, I get Trump saying "take out LA" and getting a positive response from his cult -- but San Diego? So many SD residents are military/ex-military folks. Does Trump not know that? Never mind, of course he doesn't.
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New #AccidentalPicard with Lady Miss Kier -- Groove is in the Archons edition.
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
29 days til the midterms. Anyone heard from Nate Silver lately? No? GOOD.
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
bringatrailer.com/listing/2003... Walter Becker's car for sale. I wish it was a van because I would have liked to have said Steely Van. Oh wait I just did.
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Ex-Walter Becker 18k-Mile 2003 BMW 540i
Bid for the chance to own a Ex-Walter Becker 18k-Mile 2003 BMW 540i at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #267,873.
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did you know that this film's end credits song is Adele singing the Skyfall theme with just that one word changed
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I want a quick-cut edit of every single illustration from all 17 seasons of The Great British Bakeoff show vs the actual end product
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Nearly $100" is both a hilarious phrase and is also a little less than what Medicare Part B recipiants send their grandson for his birthday.
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(Pink Floyd voice) As a matter of fact, it's all empty spaces
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eric Schmitt's aide Ethan Harper, who worked all night at a 1993 Kinko's to make that display board, looked familiar. Realized he has the eyes of David Berkowitz and NYC transit ad hero Dr Zizmore.
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh my God why is MsNow interviewing Rahm Emmanuel again? He lives in 1950. Arrogant, entitled, out of touch. Also thinks that all kids under 16 should be banned from social media. Okay grandpa. Good luck.
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Katie Britt today
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Surprised Prairie Dog Meme
ALT: Surprised Prairie Dog Meme
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
can the Hawkeyes make Schmitt their mascot
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jeeeeezuz Christ it's absurd how good Lanterns is. Every time I think an episode can't be topped, they do it again. So insanely layered and detailed and what a superb cast.
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Now You Know The More You Know PSA
ALT: Now You Know The More You Know PSA
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me and oceans are the same cuz we're both mostly water and get the occasional fatberg
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hahaha - "a sheriff." Didn't need to look at the photo to know who it was. Glad that there's been at least something done about this psycho.
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wow! Of particular interest to people exactly my age who grew up exactly where I did. Never thought we'd know the truth. abc7chicago.com/post/idaho-c...
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Cross-country cold case leads detectives to Chicago-area Tylenol murders
A solved cross-country cold case led detectives to take a closer look at the infamous Chicago-area Tylenol murders.
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just realized Saskia Reeves could play a terrific Peter Cook. Who's Dud in this imaginary project?
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Haven't heard about Marco Rubio lately. Has he been temporarily wished into the cornfield?
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oz has said this before. Guess he's doubling down. Essentially, "They are defrauding the system by paying into the system, yet somehow not exploiting the system, and in fact strengthening the system, just in case they need the system!" The very fucking definition of how health insurance works.
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For Halloween I'm going as Mamdani's controlled stare into the middle distance while Trump ranted
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey @lastweektonight.com the commercial you showed in your UnitedHealth episode featured a friend of mine, an actor named Mark Teich. He died a few years ago, after having to get a gofundme to help with his medical bills.
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thanks @blainecapatch.bsky.social for this newest #AccidentalPicard - T'Pan Pann's edition!
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It is the birthday of @blainecapatch.bsky.social and you should acknowledge it because he is one of the funniest and smartest people who has ever lived on this planet and also just an excellent dude
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/09/2026
Q: China is one of the most repressive countries for journalists in the world-- TRUMP: Well, I don't know about that. I think we're repressive also
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I got this one. No one else apply.
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NO TAKEBACKS MITCH
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This guy is having a DAY
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
RIP to the great Bob Mackie. We should all wear a Carol Burnett "Gone with the Wind" curtain costume for Halloween. Though it'll be hard to pass each other on the street.
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If the Guardians wanted Earth's Green Lantern to be a man without fear they should've hired Daredevil
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hi. Just took my dog for a walk. A lady said hi to my dog, and asked me how old she is (9-ish). Then she told me she'd freeze-dried her favorite dog after his death, and showed me a photo of her freeze-dried dog, and offered to put me in touch with the company. "the cost depends on the dog's size."
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Do people who believe that Trump would give them $5k realize that they haven't even received their gold Trump sneakers yet
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wow. For the first time in my life, I'd really like to hear what diGenova has to say. A complete pivot.
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
On major holidays they close at 4:58 to beat the traffic
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Remember when O.J. offered a big reward to catch the killer of his wife?
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why are they calling it Trumpapalooza and not Tragic the Gathering
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ventriloquist dummies with Elizabeth Holmes vibes
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Food pipe y'all
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Trump was stuck in the 9/11 rubble for 3 hours right next to the dead body of George Santos mother before those two firemen, one of which was Pete Davidson's father, rescued him
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
sure, a historic amount of food is being recalled but what if listeria is delicious
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Explosive dye-arrhea
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
3 shit posts in a row.
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Favorite movie at 20? Easy.
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ep 3 of #Lanterns was absolutely superb. Perfection.
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
How I sing California Dreamin': All the leaves are brown And the leaves are brown All the leaves are brow-hown All the leaves are brown, yeah, All the leaves are brown
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