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Jana H-S (she, like a knife)

@jana-aych-ess.bsky.social
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seattlewife aspirant. ontological parasite. sad girl, turning to seafood my latest: [STATIC] - now on bandcamp bandcamp: janah-s.bandcamp.com writing: jana-h-s.itch.io patreon: www.patreon.com/jana_hs venmo: @jana_aych_ess

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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 19h
of course the Posts witch was going to have an extremely Postable cat as her familiar. it would be weirder if she didn't
hermes, a gray cat with green eyes, showing off his ringed lemur tail
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 21h
not like. haha, funny
clipping of lyrics from my writing app for a song called "funny", reading:

holding your face
the way I do when we kiss
watching your self
fading again from your body

it's funny
I always feel so powerless
when you look in my eyes
and now, you are looking away
I just think that it's funny
that, if you're still in there
that this is how you finally, got me to beg

I keep expecting
someone to pull me away
but nobody does
so I continue panting your name
I just think that it's funny
that even right now
I am desperately vying for your attention
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 19h
me, sexting: you could wake up to this
an extreme close-up of my cat hermes
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 3h
the silver lining of this is that I have been able to dodge the "no, you don't have to start calling them 'mom 2' just because they stayed the night" conversation with hermes. so far
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 8h
"oh, hermes fell asleep on me. guess we have to snooze in bed a little longer" This Could Be You
hermes, snoozing against my leg in bed. my aerin frankel jersey, which is my outfit for today, when I'm allowed to get up, is visible behind him
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 21h
had a traumatic experience lol
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 3h
deceptively major personal accomplishment: I finally have a full outfit that I'm happy with that incorporates my aerin frankel jersey
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 19h
hermes is my familiar dizzy is hermes's familiar
hermes being groomed by dizzy, a tuxedo cat
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
jesus came back and she's wearing a tshirt that says Public Execution Is The Compromise
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my main goal as a writer is to kill hp lovecraft
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
snuffbait frog disappointed when scorpion keeps her word
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
every muppet bleeds a different color
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
girls love vast earthworks
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am disappointed that this email has found you
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 3h
deceptively major personal accomplishment: I finally have a full outfit that I'm happy with that incorporates my aerin frankel jersey
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 3h
the silver lining of this is that I have been able to dodge the "no, you don't have to start calling them 'mom 2' just because they stayed the night" conversation with hermes. so far
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if pigeons were magic, we'd all be bread
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
muppets Blood On The Lens
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the news: Girls Now Look Favorably Upon Animal Sacrifice my vegetarian ass at the function:
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
not a real cat
my "cat", hermes another hermesanother hermesanother hermes
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 9h
the difficult spelling of the name "kouign-amann" is actually a safety feature
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 6h
[newyorker explaining bodegas voice] in seattle, we have these things called trees
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 6h
[newyorker explaining bodegas voice] in seattle, we have these things called trees
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
hermes perfect baby
hermes, a gray cat. he is sleepy in this oneanother picture of hermes, inviting belly rubs
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
please allow us to introduce ourselves [STATIC] - one single / four personalities now available on bandcamp
janah-s.bandcamp.com
[STATIC], by Jana H-S
4 track album
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 8h
"oh, hermes fell asleep on me. guess we have to snooze in bed a little longer" This Could Be You
hermes, snoozing against my leg in bed. my aerin frankel jersey, which is my outfit for today, when I'm allowed to get up, is visible behind him
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
this morning, hermes came to me and he said, "mom, Blood On The Lens Part 2 is going to sell a million copies. it will be your ticket to modest fame and long-term financial stability" and, you wouldn't want to make this boy a liar would you
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I feel like you should look at my cats for like three to five heartbeats, at least. until your jaw loosens a little, and the world looks slightly less like blood. but, this is just, an opinion that I happen to have. you're not obligated to do that. you can just look at them for a second, if you want
hermes and dizzy. my perfect beautiful sons, who are cats
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
"jana your cats are angels" bet
a drawing of my cat dizzy as an angel. all floating eyes, ears, paws, etc.a comparable drawing of my cat hermes as an angel
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
he even shares his mother's interests
hermes, god's perfectest boy, watching a tuna on tv
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
handleblob
hermes, a gray cat, in his blob form
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
son
hermes, a gray cat with perfect white eyelinerhermes again. he looks very soft
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 9h
the difficult spelling of the name "kouign-amann" is actually a safety feature
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 19h
[casts Post Cat Pic]
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 19h
me, sexting: you could wake up to this
an extreme close-up of my cat hermes
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 19h
hermes is my familiar dizzy is hermes's familiar
hermes being groomed by dizzy, a tuxedo cat
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 19h
of course the Posts witch was going to have an extremely Postable cat as her familiar. it would be weirder if she didn't
hermes, a gray cat with green eyes, showing off his ringed lemur tail
1745
Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 21h
not like. haha, funny
clipping of lyrics from my writing app for a song called "funny", reading:

holding your face
the way I do when we kiss
watching your self
fading again from your body

it's funny
I always feel so powerless
when you look in my eyes
and now, you are looking away
I just think that it's funny
that, if you're still in there
that this is how you finally, got me to beg

I keep expecting
someone to pull me away
but nobody does
so I continue panting your name
I just think that it's funny
that even right now
I am desperately vying for your attention
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"they don't want power" so they don't have power, so why are you wasting your time responding to their critique rather than using all that shiny power that you've amassed with your pragmatism fix your priorities or you're just as useless as you imagine us to be. your online arguments are pointless
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"they don't want power. they want to endlessly critique power" a.) no. the left definitely wants power. we just don't think of "power" strictly in terms of electoral politics, which is a structure for minimizing the people's power while placating them b.) why should we ever stop critiquing power
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frood 🔨 @frood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you are the 11 square packing problem dumbass
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frood 🔨 @frood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
when ppl say the optimal 11 square packing problem is ugly i lowkey think thats transphobic
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am disappointed that this email has found you
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 07/10/2026
girls love landscapes of thorns girls love spike fields girls love forbiddding blocks girls love rubble landscapes girls love a fuckoff huge slab of black concrete, too
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
your right hand holding her head like you hold her when you kiss you want her to know you're there it feels important that she sees you and her head is rolling backwards why isn't anyone taking her away do they think you're close enough that *you* should be the one here and are they right about that
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
why is the sun broken
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is, it turns out, the only acceptable basis for heterosexuality
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frielf @goblin.fans · 05/10/2026
there’s a little war going on inside the piano
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the raveburger will almost certainly strike more hardcore vegetarians/vegans as, at best, cheating. and, at worst, entirely disqualifying but, it's important to remember that I am completely unconcerned with their judgement when it comes to rare and ceremonial meat consumption. so, like. it's fine
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
not to go all Actually Vegetarian on you, but, like. this is sort of a major part of dating, if you're eating meat when you have meals together
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