Reposted by House of 1000 Fionasmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 4988951632
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My English ex-boyfriend's mother: Cor blimey Me: Y'all motherfuckers really out here sayin that shit, huh 1131
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026(wakes up too early on a Saturday) (Santa Claus "Detective Crashmore" press junket voice) Absolute fսcking bullshit. Unprofessional bullshit. 090
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Had a dream I was observing an MRI, but the machine spun the person like they were in a tumble dryer and I was like "how are they possibly getting a clear image here" 0467
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I do enjoy going on vacation, but there's just nothing like home toilet advantage 015414
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I must not lie down. Lie down is the awake killer 0446
Reposted by House of 1000 FionasHouse of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 20/06/2026New York is feeling so much joy from the Knicks championship win that maybe we can finally begin to heal from our greatest tragedy: the death of Jerry Orbach 49614
Reposted by House of 1000 FionasViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Did it hurt? When the free samples lady put you in a figure four leg lock 819333
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Sources close to the situation are saying "who cares" and "do I have to" 012318
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Being callously refused entry to the cinema for trying to bring my emotional support nachos 1343
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026🎶 Might as well face it you're addicted to 011317
Reposted by House of 1000 FionasHouse of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Everyone who rocks dies and everyone who sucks is still fucking president 06510
Reposted by House of 1000 Fionaspumpkin spice eeyikes @eeyikes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026NYT reporters all shoving their heads up random asses, asking the intestinal parasites where they stand on the filibuster. 061
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026All Democrats have to do to win midterms is be like "We won't give you the explosive diarrhea parasite" and instead they probably will be like "We have to move further right to appeal to the explosive diarrhea parasite" 411822
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026How are you guys distinguishing between the parasite explosive diarrhea and your regular everyday anxiety explosive diarrhea 2181
Reposted by House of 1000 FionasHouse of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Can't tell if this is pre-menopause, or just the ill effects of this ring I'm carrying to Mordor 115337
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I gotta find my Sleep Token tour t-shirt so I can wear it to work tomorrow (for power purposes) 190
Reposted by House of 1000 FionasHouse of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Wearing my emotional support Judas Priest tee shirt 3486
Reposted by House of 1000 FionasHouse of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026(picturing the meeting after someone inevitably asks if I'm glad to be back) Me, to HR: I said I "low key wish I'd never been born" not "high key wish I were dead" okay?? Fucking idiot 0201
Reposted by House of 1000 FionasBoiled Owl Leather Goods @boiledowlleather.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Marmalade does the quality checks. This one is good to ship 515819
Reposted by House of 1000 FionasBoiled Owl Leather Goods @boiledowlleather.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters. Why not buy a nice handmade wallet? 09820
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Comin' in hot to Tuesday running on fumes and fury 190
Reposted by House of 1000 FionasHouse of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 31/03/2025You know what I could really go for right now? One of those large cash settlements 839261
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Can't tell if this is pre-menopause, or just the ill effects of this ring I'm carrying to Mordor 115337
Reposted by House of 1000 Fionasharpy @harpy.party · 17/07/2026my big jiggly milkers give me a tactical advantage on the battlefield 1403
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Are there jobs out there that don't make you hate life? Also can I trade mine in for one of those please and thank you 2201
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I'm 1 of 3 sisters, so take this writing tip from me: never have anyone call their sister "sis". Calling them "dude" is much more realistic 1605
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 24/07/2026For more, we go to our reporter at the scene, Glenn Danzig. Glenn? 0100
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Oh funny coincidence, I also cloned that rich monster as a baby 030
Reposted by House of 1000 FionasSteve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026seeing Americans do cool looking elite tier stuff in a high stakes international soccer game is like watching a gorilla drive a car 221265174
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026The Detroiters episode "Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet" contains what scholars refer to as "Chekhov's table full of pies" 2294
Reposted by House of 1000 FionasHouse of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 27/06/2025I've got a pretty bad case of banana backpack 😔 (I put a banana in my backpack and now it smells like banana in my backpack) 1127823
Reposted by House of 1000 FionasHouse of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 09/10/2025As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be the funny co-worker 224126
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Another day, another FUCK I GOTTA LEAVE THIS FUCKING JOB 1110
Reposted by House of 1000 FionasGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 19/07/2026 029360
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 18/07/2026My boyfriend @siliconspork.bsky.social and I agree on the important stuff, like politics, and that Columbo would be the Hierophant in a tarot deck 181
Reposted by House of 1000 FionasHouse of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 18/02/2026🎵 I don't wanna work 🎵 🎵 I just wanna get preserved in this bog all day 🎵 07213
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Spent an hour in traffic behind an accident and then 2 lanes closed for no apparent reason, finally arrived at work and realized I left my laptop at home. Wrappin up the week classic Fiona style 😎 1150
Reposted by House of 1000 FionasHouse of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 09/06/2026This meeting could have been an email that could have been a text message that could have been a sticky note that could have been thrown directly in the garbage 1473
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Jesus Christ why did I just look at the alumni newsletter listing the immense successes of a bunch of assholes I went to college with and a bunch of even younger assholes too "Fiona ('07) has been squandering any hypothetical talent and/or potential by continuously toiling to survive" 5250
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Performing the cursed ritual (turning the 25 morning alarms on my phone back on after a short vacation) 1300
Reposted by House of 1000 FionasDreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 04/07/2026An old Swan Boy arc for this special day swanboy.com/arc/injured-...swanboy.comInjured List – Swan BoyPosts about Injured List written by bransonreese 515326
Reposted by House of 1000 FionasHouse of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 04/07/2026It's the USA's 250th anniversary. Alright everyone, let's pack it in. We had a bad run. 1434
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 04/07/2026It's the USA's 250th anniversary. Alright everyone, let's pack it in. We had a bad run. 1434
Reposted by House of 1000 Fionasdaniel chamberlain @amfmpm.bsky.social · 26/05/2026woman on hgtv just said "wow this garage is perfect for cars" 1031327
