iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Tony 🎃 @elgecko.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Being lambasted sounds delicious, actually

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Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 15h

I am always fucking off. I am in a perpetual state of fucking off. If at any time I am not fucking off, I remember my place in the world and resume fucking off immediately.

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 12h

It’s like whoever painted these rocks doesn’t know me at ALL

Rock painted with the statement “you can do hard things” in pink letters in a light blue background with yellow stars scattered across

A rock painted pink, with white dots and smiley faces, and red lettering that reads, “Be positive.”

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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Do you guys know about Swan Boy?

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

DuoLingo’s Falstaff talking shit about my career

Screen shot from Duolingo with a Spanish sentence that translates to “he wasn’t internationally successful”

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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

abc you got me all wrong

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wild that there’s an entire political party solely dedicated to making things up and then getting mad about them instead of trying to fix anything.

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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026

I don’t think my company would let us have a slutcon

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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid

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Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i hate that elon musk is the antagonist of reality. it should be a skull faced muscleman in hot pants and he-man should constantly outsmart him

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i’m sorry a chorus of angels sing every time i post i’ve asked them to pls stop but they say they’re under strict orders

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

if you see something (a jean jacket) say something (yooo nice jean jacket!)

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

So, your mom is making house calls now?

Van in a residential driveway with a sliding side door that when opened, spells "WHORE"

Just like your mom.

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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026

Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once

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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hyundai Stigmata.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

here’s why i should be in charge of everything 🍸 🚬

blond woman and a dark haired man day drinking and smoking

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blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

less of a shitposter, more of a shitreposter *save to drafts

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

trader joe’s can literally package anything and people will buy it. pickle flavored pancake mix? it’s a fall favorite. pumpkin anchovies? sold out sorry. watermelon infused pork roast? great for your next bbq. elf cum hand lotion? perfect stocking stuffer

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Yes but what of the early worm? …to shreds you say

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Julia Gulia 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @jrobb773.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I dunno, man, I was raised by an unholy combination of myself, fictional characters, and the Children’s Television Workshop. Things are bound to be a little uneven around here.

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When I was in 7th grade my mom grounded me for saying “I screwed the pooch on that one” when I died in a video game but look who can work for the FBI now, Mom!

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sorry I haven’t opened any of the links you’ve sent, Mom.

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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Man: Waiter, this soup is cold Waiter: It’s Gaspacho Man: Gaspacho, this soup is cold…

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 23/09/2026

[googling] how to inherit a fortune when no one in your family is wealthy

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's called film "footage" because camera operators initially held the cameras with their feet. That changed after a film shoot in 1931, when an operator got a foot cramp and was forced to hold the camera in his hands. The "footage" he got that day was extraordinary. That man's name? Hans Cameraman.

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My brother posted an old pic of me. My daughter: “You were a lot cuter back then.” My youngest son: “I’m just surprised he’s still alive.” In case you wondered if adult children end up giving any respect.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Boss: [asks me to do something] Me: [wonders how beyonce would do it] Boss: STOP WONDERING ABOUT HOW BEYONCE WOULD DO IT

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Jarod K. Anderson @jarodkanderson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“You’re 45, so it’s time to get a colonoscopy.” Cold. Impersonal. Uninspiring. “Two score and five autumns have cooled your brow, so we must search your corn-maze for haunts.” Mysterious. Fun. Seasonal.

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

At this point, put me in the wicker man, who even gives a shit anymore

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

getting ready to go solve a murder on the orient express with this guy

georgiecowboy on ig a hairy brown dog groomed to have a handlebar mustache

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April Wright @wrightam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Is it his day with the braincell? No. Will tomorrow be the day? No. Can he wear that backpack? Also no.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026

Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Any time I meet someone under 5’3”, I mentally prepare myself to answer a riddle

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My son, who has always hated sports, didn’t realize there was football on Saturdays, and is mad that they’re on at a SPORTS BAR he went to. “It’s ruining the vibe,” he says.

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Elle is… 🌌 @whinemixer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

remember when stuff on the internet worked hahaha

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

i’d offer a handshake but Righty here’s my sinnin’ hand

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I left the pagan festival because I couldn’t find my friends (I don’t have any friends)

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blood @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I prefer grave enjoyer but yeah I did take some stuff

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I am at a pagan festival and no feral maidens have even approached me yet I call b.s.

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𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

for every year u go without a traffic ticket or an at fault accident, u should be allowed to kill 1 (one) other driver

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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

wait,, I'm receiving an update

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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

so what if I'm attracted to werewolves and vampires, what, I can't work for the fbi, grow up

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

they don’t tell you but one of the leading causes of arthritis is having to scroll down to select the year of your birth

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Finch in Al-boo!-querque 👻 @finchinabq.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

How do I ensure that my cause of death gets published in my obituary? All my fans will want to know if it was because I fell after tripping on a dog toy.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

When I say I only want one bite of cake, this is the cake:

Slice of 12 layer chocolate cake with chocolate frosting

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I respect my haters and share their concerns

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

i can make you fall madly in love with me in one word and fall out of love with me a semicolon later

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