Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026*hurricane ravaging my city* Me: *sleeping soundly for the first time in years* 1258
Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is my first hurricane and all I can think is how relaxing it will be if the power goes out and I don’t have exposure to the presidents tweets for a day or two 0155
Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If god existed he would probably still be invisible or too many people would try and fight him. 084
Reposted by Viva La Crap!sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026have you tried unplugging it and never plugging it back in again 5391112
Reposted by Viva La Crap!DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 26/08/2023Probably at my fucking best and holy fuck it's not fucking good 03923
Reposted by Viva La Crap!WittySassBasket @wittysassbasket.bsky.social · 01/10/2026quit acting like all of 2026 hasn't been spooky season 111138
Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026*gets up* I deserve a little treat! *takes ibuprofen* 17737
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You can ghost with impunity this month. 👻 0207
Reposted by Viva La Crap!haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i did it (showered) 3671
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Felicity Shutitdown-Already xx 🏳️⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026How is everyone doing today in this our squawking glittering enshitified hell ? 262
Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I am always fucking off. I am in a perpetual state of fucking off. If at any time I am not fucking off, I remember my place in the world and resume fucking off immediately. 0176
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Imagine dying and getting to the river styx then seeing a QR code 1733385
Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When we start euthanizing the least productive members of society I would like to sign up 072
Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sorry, you can’t use a password with jokes or preexisting words. Your password must be so unique that it’s never been used by anyone ever. It must be so secure that you are unable to remember it. Also, don’t write it down. 083
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You seem to have mistaken me for someone who has reasons for what they do 08842
Reposted by Viva La Crap!happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 25/09/2026god what is forsaking me again going to accomplish? let’s think about this for a second 03916
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026if pointing out your mistakes constitutes a national security risk maybe you shouldn't be making national security decisions 1248
Reposted by Viva La Crap!darkening f. @fabjx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026oh you think we live in the best of all possible worlds? name five other worse worlds you've lived in 1237
Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We got no food, we got no jobs… our leaders’ heads aren’t falling off! 080
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026*wakes up in a dumpster with no idea how I got there* This feels right. 212340
Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What’s it mean when a spirit passes through you and it’s warm? Is it a demon or a hot ghost? 3124
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026*opens Bluesky* *skeets joke about wet farts and hot yoga* *closes app* *addresses General Assembly of the United Nations* 05615
Reposted by Viva La Crap!The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The Seven Habits of Highly Traumatized People 416155
Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just misread something as a “spicy failure” and I’m gonna go with that from now on. 13410
Reposted by Viva La Crap!DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i like how instead of commercials now they pay a guy 15 bux to tweet "haha i saw these chips" 020032
Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026There should be a word for the psychosis I’m experiencing where everything is ridiculous. 083
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 20/09/2026[something good happens] ME: *already planning for the worst possible outcome* this is bullshit 618274
Reposted by Viva La Crap!sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026won a ton on kalshi by correctly predicting everything would get much worse 516438
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 20/09/2026With the way things are going, a year from now, there won't be a year from now. 18037
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Wait, I lost track, what season of our discontent are we in? 67430
Reposted by Viva La Crap!(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 20/09/2026it’s 2026 it’s not a “walk of shame” anymore it’s a “slut strut” (complimentary) 422567
Reposted by Viva La Crap!The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Less: ChatGPT More: Researching amidst the flickering lanterns of an old-fashioned library in Prague during a raging thunderstorm with the help of a library ghost. 973988
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 01/08/2026can’t remember if i’m supposed to cry or scream when i enter a roundabout so i usually do both 110441
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Being mentally ill is starting to be a real fucking inconvenience. 717252
Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Imagine being grounded now. Oh, you forbid me from leaving the house or attending social functions!? Sounds great! 24914
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I would like to challenge anyone to donate one million dollars to me. 04617
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I stay in shape by always doing things the hard way. 111762
Reposted by Viva La Crap!mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 26/02/2025anyone else kinda begging to be abducted by aliens at this point or nah 2026650
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Him: I’d like to speak with you when you have time. Me: Sorry, I’m totally booked through the apocalypse. 24123
Reposted by Viva La Crap!NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Has anyone seen my zest for life 47432
Reposted by Viva La Crap!House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026All Democrats have to do to win midterms is be like "We won't give you the explosive diarrhea parasite" and instead they probably will be like "We have to move further right to appeal to the explosive diarrhea parasite" 411822
Reposted by Viva La Crap!gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026*opens a bill* This is why that hot italian boy killed that guy 04611
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 23/08/2026back in my day it was pretty obvious what kind of politician was afraid of the free press 05618
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 06/11/2025[friend] omg youve lost so much weight whats your secret [me] haha thank you groceries cost twice as much now 6459110
Reposted by Viva La Crap!sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026*mouth full of skittles* there’s a tofu recall 171005244
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026[In a meeting with the higher-ups at work] “I’m optimistic about this, even though life has shown me time, and time, and time again that I shouldn’t be optimistic about anything, really.” 031
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“There’s a mental health epidemic in America” yeah there’s a drowning epidemic at the bottom of the ocean too you dumb fucking cracker. “eVeRyBoDy’S bUmMeD oUt dOwN aT tHe sAdNeSs fAcToRy” do you even realize how stupid you sound right now 416345
Reposted by Viva La Crap!donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I respect my haters and share their concerns 101318291
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 16/09/2026they don’t tell you but one of the leading causes of arthritis is having to scroll down to select the year of your birth 312540
