Reposted by ggTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I love to be arrogant and opinionated 0152
gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My kid just asked what happens if you wear white to a funeral and I told her then you die too 4689
Reposted by ggKate QuestionMark @octofussy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I’m praying for you and no one else 111
Reposted by ggJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about baking me a cake as fast as you can 562055370
gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026*opens a bill* This is why that hot italian boy killed that guy 04611
gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Getting struck by lighting probably isn’t even that bad unless you don’t die 0215
Reposted by ggmike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Walked into the bathroom and Johnny Cash's "Amazing Grace" is playing and now I'm crying and pissing 131
gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I don’t mind spiders I just don’t want them in my house doing that in front of my kids 0216
Reposted by ggTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 05/06/2023You, 6ft tall, full head of hair: i cant get into these crevices im too big and they snag my hair. Me, 5'6 and bald, emerging from a crevice: yeah I wouldn't know, man 12836110
Reposted by gghotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 22/10/2023Got kicked out of the liberry again cuz a couple people complained about my therapy goose Insane Willie. 191395290
Reposted by ggwint @dril.bsky.social · 28/02/2026most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck" 4364691250
Reposted by ggjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5 485341989
Reposted by ggTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 11/06/2023*Eying my uncle's new toilet jealously* yeah its nice and everything, just hope its not too much bowl for ya, is all 343358
gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Imagine your mom saying the best five minutes of her life was Eminem’s 2000 VMA performance, now you know how my kids feel 06511
Reposted by ggChris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Bad news everyone, people are going to keep trying to kill me unless you build me a ballroom 0143
Reposted by ggleemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 27/04/2026i’m listening to fugazi and eating a bowl of cereal - i can’t believe i’ve never done this before! 1242
Reposted by ggDamaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Wiser words have never rang truer... 021
Reposted by ggJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I don't understand the problem people have with candy cigarettes. They were a great way to practice before I started smoking. 49413
gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I made this for my friend who is having a routine colonoscopy tomorrow 76412
Reposted by ggTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Standing in the yard with my mouth open and drinking 2L of rainwater right from the sky. Took about 1hr 45min 915226
Reposted by ggDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I'm not sure which planet he's talking about but it's not Earth. 201787276
Reposted by ggevil vince @vinceness.bsky.social · 17/04/2026scattered reports say that musician pharrell, remember him folks, is smuggling food to the USS Tripoli, in his big hat. believe it or not! 0123
gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I found the transition from Twitter very easy bc i never read anyone’s tweets there and i don’t here either 1403
Reposted by ggLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Always a good day to tell yourself, and believe it, that an American life is no more valuable than a life anywhere else. 314626
gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026The only good parts of being in space are looking for ufos, peeing and eating that special ice cream for astronauts. Everything else is scary 063
Reposted by ggPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 03/04/2026I have the normal amount of politics, and the correct ones. Not sure what your fuckin deal is 0725
gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026You’re asking a lot of questions already being answered by my Disney Vacation Club half-zip pullover 081
Reposted by ggKate QuestionMark @octofussy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I hate art books with a lot of words THATS NOT WHY I’M HERE 042
gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I’m one of the astronauts on the way to the moon rn and i’m going to poop and pee on it 1141
Reposted by ggwint @dril.bsky.social · 09/07/2025your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks 142111011919
Reposted by ggMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 21/03/2026"Police-involved pregnancies." 362430719
gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Buying my overweight son Braxtley a $180 Needoh on eBay so he’ll shut the fuck up 192
gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 18/03/2026It’s illegal to name your baby Santa Claus, Adolph hitler , Jesus christ or C-3P0 but Malibu Barbie is fine 2123
gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Imagine thinking your God approves of children being blown away by explosives and actually defending that position rather than questioning what you believe 3468
gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Karl just scared a squirrel outside and caused him to drop an entire biscuit that he prob carried in his tiny hands all the way over here from kfc 190
Reposted by ggKate QuestionMark @octofussy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I’m not an immigrant but I AM destroying the country 💅🏽 052
gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 07/02/2026In my day there was only 2 kinds of weed, gasoline lawnmower and carpet fibers from the Playboy mansion, and it all worked on an elaborate lottery system 1309
