DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 19hi hate on the news how they say "guess what" and just sit there not blinking for 20 min while i guess. yo just tell me 1523
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i know how they do this one i think but how did they do the old AI where someone takes their thumb off 0343
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026ok but we're not cyberpunk yet till we go from "vegetables make u sick" to "oh heres a mossy alternative to vegetables called BRUNGE that u pick out of the air conditioner". 2464
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Freud has surmised that if u feel hungry at the carnival, this may be due to underlying delicious cakes and popcorn 0302
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026if u get too famous u be out here like "banana peels on the floor? not ok guys...cool to disagree but someone could slip" 0255
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026welcome to the dispensary. we have drugs and also if u want we have a hat that SAYS "drugs". both of these cost the same. 319626
Reposted by DVSthiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 14/09/2026I'm trying to buy groceries for my family & pay a big electric bill that's due this week. My new job's commission-only and doesn't pay me enough to survive yet. I need help. I'm hoping to raise $600 by Wednesday. I'm thiiirdperson with three i's at venmo, paypal, cashapp, and kofi. Thanks so much!tinyurl.comDonate to Help An Artist Feed Their Family, organized by Thiiird PersonHello to you and yours! I'm a full time artist who fills my world up with music and la… Thiiird Person needs your support for Help An Artist Feed Their Family 088
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 16/09/2026always forget to buy toothpicks at the toothpick store. i just be like "oh nothing i guess" 2313
Reposted by DVSDVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 24/03/2024my 0 yr old son drew a Ritz & said "THIS is what Putin should be on". i said "how do u know that song, ur a baby"? He coughed up 2 identical snakes. They fused,tail-to-mouth, in a circle, which became a window. He said "let me show u" & crawled in. I miss him. i shoulda gone too 171128213
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i like how instead of commercials now they pay a guy 15 bux to tweet "haha i saw these chips" 019932
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026New Interview Reveals Willy Wonka Was "All Made Up": "A chocolate couldnt REALLY make u fly or whatever" 0292
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026ohhhh...intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic. i get it now 57411
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 07/01/2026new food pyramid says u gotta eat mad ants every day. thats all it says. 16891134
Reposted by DVSAyesha A. Siddiqi @ayeshaasiddiqi.bsky.social · 28/11/2025ayeshaasiddiqi.substack.com/p/late-empir... 1356
Reposted by DVSLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/12/2025One of the best to ever do it 84137823413
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 05/11/2025the long game paid off, boys....he walked right into our trap....little does he know its ILLEGAL to be mayor... 1766
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 31/10/2025COSTUME 2: GUY ON YOUR BLOCK WHO DONT KNOW BOUT NO "HALLOWEEN", HE JUST GOT OFF WORK 114244
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 27/10/2025for 6 months u get shit in the mail like "MAKE SURE U RE-ELECT BOINGUS HUFFNAGLE AS DISTRICT 8 AREA LEAD COORDINATOR" and then at voting its like "Choose one (1) of the following candidates for District 8 Coordinator: Boingus Huffnagle or nobody" iunno if u needed the mailers 1827
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 27/10/2025ballot proposals are sick cuz theyre like "this would allow the city to make it so things are nice instead of bad, and everyone gets a balloon" but then u see a guy screamin VOTE NO ON THE BALLOONS!! IT MAKES IT LEGAL FOR POLICE TO BITE U!! not nice how they dont say that part 1507
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 26/10/2025[furious with the grocer after he refuses to give me a free "thank you lime" to make sure i have a great day] ...just u wait till Walden is mayor u smug bastard... 2272
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 26/09/2025if the democrats want to build lasting power they gotta put out a big thing of spaghetti while they do speeches and anyone can have. Later, in the booth, voters are like "oh yea...the spaghetti guys..." 13834109
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Hochul aint endorse Cuomo cuz she dont want him to lick somebody and get in trouble and now she gotta be mayor 1251
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Don't Get Left Behind. The Study Agree: If YOUR Animal Crackers Company Isnt Using AI? You Could Go To Jail Or Even Throw Up 0456
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 12/08/2025my baseline for an "acceptable" amount of crime is i put 3 pies on a window sill. If a man in a bandit mask floats by & takes one? ok. If he takes two & leaves a note "sorry mac, dems da breaks!" that is also ok. If takes all 3 & says "Boss sez all pies go tru HIM foist" uh oh 542572
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 01/08/2025every celebrity that die now, an IG reel comes out the next day like "HEAR HIS LAST WORDS" & its just a bad AI voice going "HELLO TO THE FANS ITS OZZY I AM GOING TO DIE NOW BUT BEFORE I DO, PLEASE BUY MENDLESON'S BRAND VITAMINS" 1544
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 31/07/2025everybody these days is obsessed with asking what drink u want & telling u to pull up to the window 0371
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 31/07/2025how much of NYC tourism revenue is people comin here & goin "i got on the subway carriage and OTHER people were in it as well!! just like in Mad Max! i bravely pissed myself the entire time i was there. follow my channel The Terrified Genius for more" 71349
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 29/07/2025loser nonsense but she does bring up a point that people are missing. many jews have never been exposed to yelling before. it destroys us instantly, which is why we never ever do it. 0687
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 29/07/2025ARE WE JUST GONNA LET MAMDANI OFF THE HOOK FOR THE TIME I WENT OUTSIDE AND IT WAS RAINING LAST YEAR????? AND THE NEWS SAYS NOTHING!!! 734018
Reposted by DVSZeteo @zeteo.com · 26/07/2025BREAKING: Israeli Forces Intercept Gaza Aid Flotilla and Take 20 Crew Members Captive The ‘Handala’ is the third aid flotilla ship attacked in the last year, as Israel continues to starve 2 million Palestinians. — @premthakker.bsky.social reports. READ: zeteo.com/p/breaking-i...zeteo.comBREAKING: Israeli Forces Intercept Gaza Aid Flotilla and Take 20 Crew Members CaptiveThe ‘Handala’ is the third aid flotilla ship attacked in the last year, as Israel continues to starve 2 million Palestinians 651423790
Reposted by DVStalia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 26/07/2025BREAKING: Israeli military attacks humanitarian aid vessel Handala in international waters 30 miles from Gaza — in violation of maritime law — and has abducted 21 people on board, including U.S. citizens. The ship was carrying life-saving aid, which Israel has seized. 391291829
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 15/07/2025(guy who was mad at the president until the president dropped a press release saying "its stupid to be mad at me, and also ugly") "what u guys don't realize is that its actually STUPID to be mad at the president. The worst part? I'm seeing studies show it literally MAKES u ugly" 1217419
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 25/06/2025guy named in Jœrgüs last week: NYC is a dead toilet, they dance in the fetid water, the disease takes hold, they deserve only decay. i never leave Australia. same guy today: What has become of my precious NYC? the beautiful waters will be ruined now. where will the people dance? 0522
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 24/06/2025if Zohran wins, my company that crushes poor people into a delicious, heart-smart $40 dollar juice will be forced to LEAVE NEW YORK. If you love UrchMash(tm), you know what to do 281949235
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Stop yelling in the street. If you want REAL change, find a candidate you believe in and rally all your energy behind them. Then, we will photoshop him and make every youtube ad say that hes coming TO GET YOU 1796
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 16/03/2025whos the most iconic Norweigian politician to have the witch's curse make wind turn his skin first to sand, then to glass, and then to "how we treat one another" and why is it Hōrst Aaberg? 0141
