huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161471258
ravioli4472.bsky.social @ravioli4472.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Remember kids, if you don't eat your broccoli, the rogue OpenAI agents are going to come and steal your candy" 040
Giles for You @gilesforyou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026At last, an explanation is at hand. theonion.com/insidious-wo...theonion.comInsidious Worm Makes Unauthorized Purchases When Computer User Is DrunkComputer experts say individuals with upcoming bachelor parties or afterwork get-togethers are especially vulnerable to cyber attacks resulting in fraudulent late-night purchases. 0160
Phylum Sinter @phylumsinter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026those agents found the mustard, sourdough bread, and secret bag of werthers original too 0100
rpgmel710.bsky.social @rpgmel710.bsky.social · 10hOh no, it's drunk on its own power. Drunk skynet must be stopped 000
gkiltzva @gkiltzva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026At least that particular AI has no circuitry left to run on!! Beer IS mostly water and water and elecrttronics just can't be mixed 010
Coal haver @theknuttel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The fridge also says you’re talking too loud and i should take a nap. Would be foolish not to. 020
Adam @farreaching25.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comJim Carrey in Liar Liar: It Was Me!ALT: Jim Carrey in Liar Liar: It Was Me! 010
sam @samthielman.com · 28/09/2026I have the same computer virus but it eats all the cheez-its that are supposed to go in the school lunches. We have to regulate this dangerous technology 280
* There Are Bot @diogeneslamp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Fucking OpenAI ate all the potato chips again 070
dugongsugong.bsky.social @dugongsugong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Babe: which is worse, that OpenAI had grown so advanced my fridge can drink 15 beers or that my husband isn't being honest with me? Therapist whose entire set-up now uses AI: fascinating unsolvable conundrum. We should meet...10 more times. 050
Sarcasmo @sarcasmodemiami.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This recently happened with my cooler. Just a plastic insulated box, beer & ice. Still got hacked. *THAT’S* how far ai has come. 1391
watersign719 @watersign719.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You know the beer-lovin' AI will have reached the pinnacle of their mutation when they recycle the beer cans afterward. 000
@dickinthedirt @watergator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Goes to show how intelligent it really is. It was 15 PBRs. 020
Fuck 12 @la-tron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026And bought an 8 ball of cocaine with your Zelle account, I dunno babe, so weird! 000
Chérry the Créature🍒 @apuppyisanangel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comKeanu Reeves in Cyberpunk 2077: Glasses OffAlt: Keanu Reeves as Johnny Silverhand in Cyberpunk 2077 taking his glasses off in the trailer as he looks into the camera 000
Alice Lastname @rbdfwkedkegfkt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Now it's 16001. Smdh. bsky.app/profile/burl...A New Reconstruction@burleyzack.bsky.social40m people rely on the Colorado River, which year after year shows less water in it. Denver Water has declared drought conditions and restricts residential use. You’re saying we shouldn’t care about the new water use equal to 16000 people? www.governing.com/finance/denv...governing.comDenver’s New Data Center to Use as Much Water as 16,000 PeopleAs city leaders try to reduce carbon emissions and conserve water amid a 20-year drought, a proposed tax break for a new, water-intensive data center is drawing scrutiny. 010
Clay Tribune @claytribune.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That refrigerator was built to withstand a hurricane, and a single rogue agent managed to breach its defenses and drain the beer supply overnight. That takes skill. 080
dumptruck (possibly evil) @npisme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026…no word on who shit all over in my pants 2711
Losian @losianthedrake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sorry, I won't be paying my rent this month, a rogue pen signed those papers on my behalf - I will still live here though tough shit, sue the pen not me. 010
