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Tickled Catastrophe @tickledcatastrophe.bsky.social · 6h

"No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream." - Shirley Jackson

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 8h

Wearing my weighted vest to Marshalls so everyone knows I'm going through it

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 7h

I’m a tall drink of water and 3 ibuprofen

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 13h

Me: well, you’re a talkative little guy Cat: *translation* On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 13h

I don't tell Communist jokes on social media because MAGA may not understand them, and Communist jokes are only funny when everyone gets them.

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm in beast mode! A sloth is a beast. Right?

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 20h

it’s too late for you, donate your hopes and dreams to science

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i bet Icarus burned the roof of his mouth

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 14h

Her: You use so many obscure words, it’s as though you’re trying to bury us with them. Me: Indeed, a veritable plethora of words.

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 12h

a reese's peanut butter cup the size of a bathtub so i can wallow in it

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

her: did you know makeup expires? me: *spits mine out* WHAT

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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 17h

[the Minotaur at the Fall Festival erupts from the edge of the maze clutching corn stalks] this structure is no challenge, no punishment for the hubristic and the wicked. Frankly embarrassing.

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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 12h

I like to think that part of he Headless Horseman’s curse is that his pumpkin head regrows fresh each night, and he must carve a new expression every day.

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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 12h

Missed Connection: my toaster cannot reach the outlet from the bathtub.

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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 12h

First date idea: we sit facing in lotus position, and race to see who can spontaneously combust first.

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 11h

cool ghoul

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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 11h

if a british person turns 70 without starring in their own murder mystery series they get shot on their birthday

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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 10h

once again, my therapist is pressuring me to take these signs down

PLEASE DONT ALLOW
ANYONE
TO HELP YOU OR BE CLOSE TO YOU

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 10h

"are you in love" no, i am in the gym

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 14h

it's tuesday; I know nothing. that is all.

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 15h

The pneumonic plague has a mortality rate higher than that of The Stand's Captain Trips (AKA Project Blue, 848-AB, A-Prime), so k byeeee

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m shy at first but then gradually go insane

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Waking dreams like ghosts living parallel to your life. Drifting off, occupied, time to the lost being nothing, how does it all die anyway. Regret. Left turns. Albuquerque.

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My genetic markers are dry erase.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Determined to stay nice because I heard the weight of being cruel to everyone is really aging and bad for your complexion

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fall is clearly the best season for nipples let’s not have this argument again

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I thought I heard a dangerous animal rustling in the woods but fortunately it was just my elderly neighbor who’d fallen into her compost pile

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“Don’t be a stranger” oh, I’ll be the strangest

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You must say that to all the late night apparitions.

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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

what are you bringing to the graveyard bbq?

coffin converted into a barbecue on a trailer with skeleton pit master

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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

tried to unlock the front door with my burrito

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

just saw someone say “escape coat” instead of “scapegoat”

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

my friend kelly randomly said “what if penises unfurled like a butterfly’s tongue” to which i replied “it’s actually called a proboscis” and then she just stared at me

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Typical Sunday. Read the Bible to my cat and spilled nachos on my sex cape

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 04/10/2026

ouroboros should be a palindrome

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 04/10/2026

inside you are two dumb bitches

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Nobody’s making fun of your braces anymore. You are literally a billionaire or a TV star. Grow the fuck up.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Normalize ruining rapists' lives.

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just a laughing head rolling down the empty street like a tumbleweed in the dry desert wind

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Some people call me the blood harvester, a terrible butcher of crimson destruction. Some people call me Maurice, probably because they don't want their blood harvested.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

We are all in this together. That is how meat grinders work.

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It's October now don't you dare slide into my dms unless you are a giant inflatable ghost or a 12 ft tall skeleton riding a skeleton horse on someone's front lawn

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Looking for the cadabra to my abra.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“im still goth,” i say, rubbing arthritis cream on my feet, adding orthotic inserts into my (hands-free ) sneakers & walking gingerly from my chair to my other chair while saying “ow, ow”, “goddammit. ow”

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

🎶 Acorns keep falling on my head… 🎶

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m just a boy, standing in front of a girl, using obscure Victorian terminology and not understanding what isn’t working, where are you going baby, why are you flagging down a mutton shunter

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ℬσnViναnт ғғѕ @jennyluwho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh to be a concrete frog nearly hidden away in a robust lavender plant.

A concrete frog sitting criss-cross applesauce with prayer hands beside a large lavender plant that’s growing above & around him.

Here is the view of him nearly hidden from troubles & worries

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Tickled Catastrophe @tickledcatastrophe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You ever internet so hard you end up with a song stuck in your head you've never actually listened to?

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