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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Did you know? Before pumpkin spice became the prevailing taste of the autumnal season, other flavors were tried, including bright dead leaves, malevolent fog, damp squirrel, and mossy darkness.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

christian slater ate a potater amy poehler ate some granoler sigourney weaver ate your mom's beaver

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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Rest assured there’s a little fuck you in every whatever ever spoken.

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the squirrel

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Ruth Burger @ammtuesday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just had a nice size Bong hit with a Metamucil / antacid chaser That's just where I'm at in life

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

you made your shed now go get high in it

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Tippi Hedren Collider (now with more birds) @linanneblack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I got in a contretemps with that one grey squirrel, Brad. I was arguing that more of the walnuts should be eaten or carried away before they could fall on my head, but it turned out he was a paid expert for the tray feeder lobby.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Don’t make me clutch my pearls, motherfucker.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I bet the jawas had all kinds of crazy bongs cobbled together from droid parts

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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

it’s so damn hot. this funyuns buzzball was a bad choice

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

People who use words as home decor also have the ability to kill.

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Snorting pixie sticks and speaking with the lord

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Miss Suzy @sqrlymofo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I need some motherfuckin' froyo

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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

deep pan sexual

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I am calmly observing my own catastrophic behaviours

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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

me, alone, baked on the back porch: what is that? is that a weird squirrel? no is that a... chipmunk? no. that's a crunchy leaf. yes. OH SHIT ITS A BIRD

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 30/09/2026

call me lindow man the way i'm buried in your mossy wetlands and feel 2000 years old

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Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

let’s just slap some tits on a dick and call it a day

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A semicolon is just a regular colon that needs a fluffer

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

kids, life is like a game of pac-man, you spend your days running around and eating and trying not to die while multicolored ghosts chase you. life is also like being on shrooms

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Udont Sei @udontsei.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

hey girl, are you the swamp of sadness? (cause you ate my fucking horse again)

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Join me in the studio later where I’ll be sharing exclusive footage of me burning down Ticketmaster HQ.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We gotta get our fuckin shit together or Olivia Newton John will not let us into Xanadu

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You gather ye rosebuds while ye may. I'm going to work on this interdimensional portal

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Miss Suzy @sqrlymofo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

One minute you're smoking weed, next you know you're pantsless lookin' for honey.

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I like frosted flakes but i hate scooping tony the tiger's litter box. He's gr-r-ross!

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Roulette is considered as addictive as cocaine. Come try it if you don’t believe us. Your first bet is on us.

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Miss Suzy @sqrlymofo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

(passes joint) My niece met Fonzie in a bar once

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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Found a washer in the dryer and have been staring out the window for two hours thinking about it.

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BB @praisecheese.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

*after eating 12 Fudgesicles* Me: Time to get to work! You: They actually sell popsicle sticks at craft stores. Me: Don't question my art!

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I hate when you meet someone and everything is going great and then they ask you to answer their riddles three

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Miss Suzy @sqrlymofo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If by discerning you mean you only gotta laugh in my face ONCE when I hit on you, then yeah, I'm pretty discerning.

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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 26/09/2026

Me and a badger from Redwall are chugging thistle ales through a funnel

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 25/09/2026

exquisite

you think my lie is perfect just because my ass is? this is how I have to sleep
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Feels like everyone in this Taco Bell can tell they’re high.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

walking in to the job interview and pouring shots, whichever one of us is still standing after the bottle is gone gets the job

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

pick up the receiver I’ll play you some Bob Seeger

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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Squirrel!!

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Miss Suzy @sqrlymofo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The ai people are all "Oh, it can do it all...BUT WITH TITS" but did they ever stop and think I already HAVE tits and do NOTHING? Way less maintenance!

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