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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 3h

This is where the magic happens.

Corner of a curling rink photographed at night in the city of Ottawa.

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 13h

I'M THE WHITE RABBIT CHASE ME ALICE CHASE ME WE'RE GOING DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE OH WAIT THIS IS A SEWER OH NO ALICE I SCREWED UP AUGH IT SMELLS SO BAD

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 15h

I painted this in April of 2000 and I am going to just leave it on a street corner in Ottawa somewhere.

Big pink gun. A soldier with a beard holding a large pink gun. Canadian flag on one shoulder.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 15h

Things you find in your closet when you're too prolific an artist and never sell anything.

A round picture frame with a very sloppy face in it. Acrylic paints. Fancy round frame.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 18h

Cruel Theatre. The audience has their phones taken away. There is no one on stage. The performance is the audience realizing they are locked in the theatre for two hours and have to entertain themselves.

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Cor Wijtman @corwijt48.bsky.social · 22h

, Friday Holding the line. Black Friday .

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 20h

"Snakes on a Plane" but it's called "Lobsters on a Plane". People in the Canadian Maritimes buy lobsters and take them on the plane in takeout boxes (as they actually do). The lobsters get loose and anarchy results. Possibly deaths.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I was in a cemetery in Bolivia on a rainy day, and paid a 3 man band to play a song to a photograph of a human skull. (The actual skull sits in my living room and could not make the trip to Bolivia. His name is Mateo.) To be fair, many people in the cemetery had human skulls with them.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

classical music played by an orchestra on riding lawnmowers

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Every falconer has had sex with a falcon at least once.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Is anyone listening to audiobooks on Spotify? How long before they fuck off with that shit?

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Who says "Boo!" and only has one ear? Vincent Van Ghost.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Decorating my home is a challenge.

A glitches face hangs near a human skull and over two African statues my uncle gave me shortly before he died.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Digging in the closet I found this, which I painted in 2014. Title: "FRED WRITES AN EMAIL".

Angry looking dude painted sloppily on canvas board.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Next up for free, one of the first large canvases I ever painted. THREE DEAD PEOPLE WEARING GLASSES (Walkertons). Painted August 2000.

Three people with glasses in a row. The words THREE DEAD PEOPLE WEARING GLASSES written at the bottom. Plus Nik, which is my name.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Next piece of art I will give away for free by leaving it somewhere on the street. Canvas wrapped on a heavy board. Painted / drawn in 2002.

Painting of a man sitting at a table. Two little men float nearby. Fork and cup on the table.

The little men that feed off me

Nik

Jan 2002

(If it's not art, it's poison!)

Back of the art work.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's not a furnace to heat the house. It's a machine built to make my skin dry and itchy.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Pee is not stored in the balls. Pee is stored in the mind.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think the most useful writing advice I've ever heard is Kurt Vonnegut saying "take pity on the reader". So many books read like the author forgot someone has to read and make sense of this shit.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A "mixed race" should be where two races are happening at the same time, perpendicular to each other, and people can smash together in the middle maybe. See diagram.

A diagram showing two races, where there are two groups of four and the paths they race are straight lines that intersect each other. Starts and finish are labelled and at the top are the words MIXED RACE.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

In Soviet Russia, asshole shit out you. Hi. This is a joke I just thought of, based on an extremely out-of-date premise where that comedian said that in Soviet Russia things are the opposite of what you'd expect. Hope you enjoyed it and I look forward to your feedback.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026