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@dookofurl.bsky.social
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Lost my mind, but found another He/him/they, don’t tell my mother bsky.app/profile/did:plc:readmnpgwz…

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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 5h
im addicted to a fools hope
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 5h
people with no ability to create are humping ai because it gave them a seat at a table the think is the same table as creativity.
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Dook of URL @dookofurl.bsky.social · 5h
omg scooby doo cereal is so good
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 8h
Fired from my hotel job because I won't stop saying "so true guestie" to all the patrons
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mateohh @mateohh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
is that Boobs McDick or Dick McBoobs, something else?
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Dook of URL @dookofurl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
let’s just slap some tits on a dick and call it a day
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why is it always… …She’s cranky. Must be her period. But never… …this spaghetti tastes really good. Must be her period.
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the greatest trick the devil ever did was when he took jesus for ten bucks playing 3 card monte in the temple jesus got so mad he flipped my table & threw everybody out
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I tried to have an intervention with myself, but my inside voices called the shots.
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Sidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
and nary a banger was skeeted
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Sarah @sourcitruslady.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re the Sydney opera house
Vedek Winn from DS9.
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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
From Rush Hour With Love
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Dook of URL @dookofurl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ok i listened to the song. no bass. lyrics didn’t hit for me. makes me miss sheryl crow.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Redline is a high octane visual masterpiece that never stops once it gets going. Truly what anime is all about.
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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
too old to be hardcore too jaded to be hopecore
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megadrivers @megadrivers.coolpics.biz · 27/09/2026
people on here will say anything. "not owning the monoculture device curated by big money interests? bubble much?" that's not true.
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Davie's Jones' Locker @incorrectenglish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We live in a bubble. A Finnish rock bubble.
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raindro g @raindro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
checked my notifications like i was expecting something after doing absolutely nothing to deserve it
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hear talk of the moon and I think fondly of your lily white ass
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Climbed the mountain to test the wisdom of my paper airplanes and also my dating profile and contact info that are on them
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I used to listen to Abbey Road playing on cassette while I sat on the hood of my Chevy Impala watching the lobster boats come in. I miss that place.
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Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
My point is, we live in a society where porn is free and healthcare is unaffordable. See you in church.
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Early Bluesky? Well you see once there was a dream…and then that dream died. But a few people stuck around fucking the corpse and ranking each other
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crabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sunset on the farm #blueskyartshow #sunset #clouds
sunset: orange clouds and slivers of blue sky above a treeline
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Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator @therealdcf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman: Mindfreak
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Merc with a 🫦 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman Into Darkness
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Keith Byrne @keithinkrakow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
2 Pretty, 2 Woman
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Dook of URL @dookofurl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman with a Vengeance
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Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It has been 0️⃣ days since a skeet related injury.
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Gentle Ox (Dave) @gentleox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
September the 21st be with you, everyone
youtu.be
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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K.C. Clyburn, Author @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
white people only know the parts of MLK that get taught in elementary school and they basically stay that way until a Black person tells them otherwise.
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doc @docseuss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
to get this out in time to pay for bills I released it on a wednesday and not a sunday like normal, so I'd appreciate help sharing it around
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Dook of URL @dookofurl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
if i have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of the other unwanted toys
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Dook of URL @dookofurl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it’s all just clowns and hobos, soldiers and ballerinas…shit, here come the bagpipes…
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 20/09/2026
i never wanted to be an activist poster i just wanted the millions of dollar
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Dook of URL @dookofurl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
what up, fucker? heard u were gettin married or some shit. u think i give a rat’s ass? i’m fuckin thrilled for you, congratulations. bitch.
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Those horses are praying to Mecca @royaldutchofdukes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He may be a "Cookie Monster" to you, but to me, orphaned at a young age by a pack of vicious cookies, he is a Cookie Hero
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
cutting off a clump of milk to put on my apple jacks
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love how he got rid of his glasses because people kept saying he looks like Milhouse. Now he just looks like Milhouse without his glasses
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cum is definitely social media.
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Dook of URL @dookofurl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
youtu.be/3FKrPWkC2y0
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Sweet Sensation - Original
YouTube video by The Melodians - Topic
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Dook of URL @dookofurl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i almost forgot about this game, but was put in a great headspace by @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app ‘s post about watching O Brother for the first time, which is an excellent film right off the bat for me, but The Big L grew on me, appreciating in value every time i returned. youtu.be/Aae_RHRptRg
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Creedence Clearwater Revival - Lookin' Out My Back Door
YouTube video by CCRVEVO
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Die on this hill? With my joints, I'm dying where I'm belong: in the gutter.
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Dook of URL @dookofurl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
enough about banh mi, i want to talk about banh you
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Long story short, Ikea doesn't care if you're cold and ashamed, but they do draw the line about being naked on the floor.
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Dook of URL @dookofurl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Beastiality
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Dook of URL @dookofurl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i’m not accepting any blame for ed sheeran, that’s on the Swifties. not my chair, not my problem
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A child just told me they wanted a meatball sub with Pomeranian cheese and that’s just delightful that’s just what you want to hear out of a child
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Life Alert should make the sound of Sonic losing his rings when someone falls
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Dook of URL @dookofurl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
let’s just moisturize for a while and try to forget about all of this
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