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Oops𓅓

@vodkula.bsky.social
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💥 @oops@mindly.social Two-handed battleax My skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7x…

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CaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social · 2h
There have been many others, but Jeremy Brett is my Sherlock.
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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 3h
hey does anybody remember if there's shampoo and conditioner in the shower in that beach house we've been to before or do i have to bring some
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 3h
there is so much to unpack here holy shit
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 3h
I was talking to a friend about age on dating apps and he was like I lie way down, and I was like, no, I want to be honest and then over deliver in a way that is implausible.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 4h
Southern Dad (defiant!!) has taken a lot of heat already but I want to revisit the second paragraph in which he posits that Andrew Tate’s popularity is the fault of women. And I suspect he’s not alone even among self-proclaimed “allies” in thinking that.
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Oops𓅓 @vodkula.bsky.social · 3h
MY SOUFFLE!! has fallen
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 3h
Time for spooky art yet?
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 3h
Bluesky is like that old shitty car your buddy has and won't get rid of. Like "Yeah sometimes the images don't work and occasionally it will just wiggle back and forth a bunch but you know it's a classic"
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Inkling @printinkling.bsky.social · 3h
YES THIS but also do crab rangoons count as dumplings please and thank you
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 4h
Never underestimate the healing power of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 4h
byron donalds’s running mate gave a speech in spanish, got heckled for it and now the republicans on x the everything app want to deport him just in case y’all want to know how normal things are down here
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 9h
okay I'm sorry to literally beg for this, I've done part time jobs and you all have been amazing sponsoring for me doing work around the community But I go 1400 a month rent is due at the end of the month and I'm freaking out, they can delay it until the 8th but I think I honestly can't pay it
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 10h
Old Republicans are now trying to get the government to pass laws prohibiting their kids from cutting them off. Which, you know, I’m sure will make their kids want to attend Thanksgiving this year.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 10h
With a heavy heart i am announcing today that i i am retiring from comics. I lost my stylus for my tablet and I don't like drawing on paper, so there's simply nothing else for me at this point. I am looking forward to the next chapter of my life, getting my head stuck under my couch.
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 30/09/2026
guy who can see the future: uh oh
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 10h
I liked me better in theory.
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Brainfall: Mentality’s Requiem @itsphetz.bsky.social · 16h
Come to oktoberfest if an asskicking is something you think you would like to enjoy
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 9h
Splendid photo of a splendid baby. Photo from my collection, no date/info. 
Black-and-white photo of a shorthaired tabby kitten walking along a wooden beam that is laying on a grass lawn. There is a light colored house and a small tree in the background. The photo is especially lovely because the depth of field is quite precise on the kitten with a great deal of blur in the foreground in the background.
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 9h
So see using ancestral talismans to draw spiritual power & protection to me is part of how I operate daily as a voodoo practitioner, because I live supernaturally, not just on one plane of reality, as a mad person who's a voodooist & anarchist. @tichatnwa.bsky.social @hnysuklchocolat.blacksky.app
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 9h
have to figure this isn't good
An emergency alert from the Tsawwassen First Nation says its National Day for Truth and Reconciliation event has ended early because of a “civil emergency.”

“An incident is currently in progress that has ended our Truth & Reconciliation event,” the alert reads. “Participants are asked to walk back the way we came and stay out of the area.”The nation said it would provide an update in 30 minutes. CTV News has reached out to the Delta Police Department for more information.

No details about the nature of the incident were immediately available.
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 10h
doing the math on my job hours, they are giving me 4 hour shifts, it takes me an hour round trip to get there which is over 2 gallons of gas. my trip to work costs almost 1 hour of work, so it's taking me 5 hours to get through a 4 hour shift and i take home 3 hours income
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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 9h
I've always wondered, do the cadavers just keep coming out of the drawer or what 🏆👑 Congratulations @davoid.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don’t usually get personal on here but I wanted to let everyone know I’m in kind of a weird place right now. It’s the autopsy room in the basement of the clown college.
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BoschBot @boschbot.bsky.social · 10h
Garden of Earthly Delights
Garden of Earthly Delights
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Richard J Torres @rjkeats98.bsky.social · 10h
the same scheduling gods who made it the hardest September i can remember, blessed me with an easy day today. there was a request for chicken salad on croissants for dinner. going to make a lovely cold pasta salad with broccoli and parmesan as the side dish wishing all of you peace and love.
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 10h
Me getting ready for spooky posting in October.
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 10h
hi i'm aaron rodricks and this is little piss baby bitch jackass
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The Amazing Worlds of Doctor Who @worldsofdrwho.bsky.social · 10h
Cover art for "DOCTOR WHO AND THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMEN" (1974). Artist: Chris Achilléos. #DoctorWho
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 10h
- 10 vats of honey - 300 loaves - 32 ambers of ale - 2 cows - 10 geese - 20 hens - 10 cheeses - 1 amber of butter - 100 eels 🗃️🧪
Meme. Painting of an early English king, surrounded by his witan. The king is seated in teh middle, and is wearing a tall crown. He has an enormous sword over one shoulder, and a blue cape over the other. His beard is forked, and he is sporting a sly, confident smile. In this image he looks very much in charge, but if you saw him on a bus or a subway you would give him a wide berth and maybe call the transit police.

He is surrounded by 10 other men, most of whom are wearing conical hats. They look very much like party hats, honestly. Some of the hats are yellow, and some aren't colored in. The figure on the far right has no hat, but we shouldn't make a big deal about it. He probably already feels badly about being the only one at the hat party with no hat.

The surrounding figures are all looking at the king, but the king is looking at directly at you. You have his attention. So...now what?

Meme text reads:
"Ine perfect world
we'd all get eels"
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Shane M. Bailey @shanembailey.com · 10h
I actually really enjoyed this Star Wars zombie trooper book. It's only $1.99 digitally if you want to try it out.
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Death Troopers: Star Wars Legends (Star Wars - Legends)
Death Troopers: Star Wars Legends (Star Wars - Legends) - Kindle edition by Schreiber, Joe. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Death Troopers: Star Wars Legends (Star Wars - Legends).
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 10h
I'm watching Buckaroo Bonzai for the first time since I saw it in the theater when it came out (!!) and am now convinced the reason they never made a sequel is because they ran out of money for drugs.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 10h
"Relax, honey. It's more scared of you than you are of it."
An end table on the sidewalk with legs designed to give the impression of an animal walking.
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 10h
Got nothing against Atlanta -- some of my best friends, etc, great times there -- but I love Philadelphia, and Kyle Schwarber is what I would look like as a baseball player if I played baseball. GO PHILLIES.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 11h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Zack Davisson @zackdavisson.com · 11h
For International Translation Day here is my article CONFESSIONS OF A MANGA TRANSLATOR I wrote for @comicsjournal.bsky.social in which I did the unforgivable thing about any profession--I told the truth. www.tcj.com/confessions-...
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Confessions of a Manga Translator - The Comics Journal
A first-hand account of what a manga translator does, and doesn't do, and how.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 11h
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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 11h
Hopefully it’s useful and pisses him off. Should be spread far and wide. Knowing his ignorance, he’ll claim election interference.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 11h
the girl saying "i love mess"
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 11h
YOLO. Live laugh love. You don't know which mushroom makes you grow bigger & which makes you grow smaller here in Wonderland. Take a chance that you can have a relatively chill high or be tripping balls out of your mind. Roll the dice.
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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 11h
My wife and I were talking with our daughter last night, who goes to Smith College and has friends at Cornell. She said that she has sometimes wondered whether an all-women's college was the right choice, but now she loves that Smith has given her so much space to be indifferent to men.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 11h
i'm not fighting about ralph nader in anno domini 2026, y'all can go to hell with that
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Dr. Heather Hinam 🍁 🇨🇦 @secondnaturemb.bsky.social · 13h
Walking around in the bush with my head down again this morning. I’m absolutely in love with the gills on this mushroom. I think it might be a type of oysterling. 🍄🌿
Looking at the underside of a frilly oyster mushroom. The different lobes overlap, each other kind of like a nudibranch, it’s tan gills form, beautiful, ripping patterns.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 11h
It's weird that I keep getting spam emails from Tractor Supply Company, that all excitedly announce I have won a free trip to the "dark forests of Montana" and "do not bring weapons" and "ignore the harbinger" and "bring your own water"
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 16h
everyone get blocked by aaron except poor poor ugg
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 11h
“Bluesky is dying” yeah cool that just means more mushrooms will grow
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 11h
Hive mind, settle a Gen X debate for me. What's more famous: "I learned it by watching you" OR "This is your brain on drugs" And if you need more context then you aren't allowed to answer.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 11h
God: I gave you flight, but I had to take away your hands Bird: was that necessary? *bat lands on table, chews a strawberry* God: it was, yeah *dragonfly lands nearby on all six legs* God: Bird: just be real with me
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 11h
It gives me no pleasure to report that Steve Bannon won.
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