slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 29/09/2026curing my restless leg syndrome by hitting my legs with a hammer 5421
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 28/09/2026“drive thru” implies i get to go right through the middle of the store and that’s just not true 3386
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 26/09/2026sending an email titled “girl_who_is_going_to_be_okay.png” to my lawyer when he tells me i’m losing everything 1325
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 26/09/2026why do drink commercials show the drink exploding out of the can incredibly wet style in slow motion? am i supposed to be horny for the drink? 3140
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 25/09/2026i’m calling in sick to work tomorrow so i can finally watch andor season 2 3421
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 25/09/2026the haters said it couldn’t be done (mozzy sticks in the air fryer) 3460
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 23/09/2026someone falling and farting when they hit the ground as a bit in movies/tv has a 100% success rate 5728
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 22/09/2026“this little-known loophole could force your insurance company to pay your claims” and it’s a loaded handgun 0303
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 22/09/2026[new pope, first morning] okay and the car, when do i get to drive the car 0466
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 22/09/2026a karaoke bar is a bar where you can watch a man learn there's a second verse in real time 28912
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 21/09/2026(trying to describe my diarrhea to the doctor) my hole is outta control 3462
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 21/09/2026betting that the price of gas will go up so that i can afford to pay for gas on kalshi the everything betting app 0376
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 20/09/2026why do they keep putting cheeses in places? cottages? how am i supposed to eat it when it’s on holiday 3190
Reposted by slop enjoyeralexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026if you don't support trans rights, you are a loser 121581362
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 20/09/2026we need to return to the era of music where santana was on every song shredding the tastiest lick you’ve ever heard 57211
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 20/09/2026youtu.beJack and Diane but most of the lyrics are "suckin' on a chili dog"YouTube video by Tom McGovern 38012
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 20/09/2026youtu.beGal Gadot singing Imagine with other starsYouTube video by bgcyclops 3382
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 20/09/2026going to see a cover band that exclusively plays early 2000s pop punk that would have been on your myspace playlist is self care actually 3444
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 20/09/2026hi welcome to bsky here’s your poster’s tag and your standard issue service weapon 0454
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 18/09/2026the same dumb fucks that conflate hatred of the israeli government to hatred of the israeli people would be absolutely aghast if you were to suggest that hatred of trump is equal to hatred of the american people. they are capable of zero introspection on these two points. unserious people. 2272
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 16/09/2026your honor, if it pleases the court, [i stand up but my leg kinda gets caught under the chair and i totally fucking beef it in front of the judge and he laughs at me and then i go to jail forever] 210519
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 16/09/2026making up a thing that didn’t happen and then getting mad about it on the internet must go so hard if you’re a dumbass 2558
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 15/09/2026they should invent a type of weed that is at my house right now so i can smoke it 1553
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 15/09/2026a chipotle line where they shoot you with a gun after you pick your salsas 2398
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 08/09/2026what if the bombs hit tomorrow and the last hollywood theatrical release ever was coyote vs acme 4455
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 08/09/2026average reddit r/popular experience: - us president claiming we own the moon - poster shouting “what’s taking so long” in reference to the death penalty for a murder case - chinese tiktoker who is visibly exhausted and distraught performing emotes for tips for 6-8+ hours continuously 1292
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 08/09/2026it’s crazy how in basically every 1990s-2000s media depiction of new york, the only two jobs you can have are bank/finance or newspaper/magazine. you are allowed to have a friend who works in fashion but only when separated by one degree. this is the law. 6371
slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 07/09/2026the amount of dopamine my brain just released realizing tomorrow is a sunday² and not a monday 2676
