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@riothobbit.bsky.social
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chef, meat cutter, blueskys #1 DAD, anti-hunger, leftist hobbit and ttrpg dork. he/him/they alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 5h
No one buckles a swash like a Romance author.
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The d'Artagnan Romances - Wikipedia
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 8h
fuckin' -hate it- when shit i'm interested in becomes relevant. anyway, patriotic cowboys came from the same impulse to raid neighbors and steal their shit as the prehistoric cowboys, and it's one of those pillars of culture pete loves. off the chain roidbois raping and pillaging, forever.
In the ancient Celtic, Germanic, Greek, and Indo-Iranian traditions, young men often left their families to form warrior societies. “These were young guys on the edge of society who occasionally would steal cows, and you’d rather they were off stealing someone else’s cows,” says Anthony. “So they were expelled from their social groups and told to raid other communities.” In Germanic traditions, these bands of young warriors thought of themselves as wolf packs. A famous myth about the hero Siegfried has him donning a dog skin to go raiding with his nephew, whom he is training to become a warrior. In the Rigveda, an ancient Sanskrit text composed sometime before 1000 B.C., young men can only become warriors after sacrificing a dog at a winter ceremony and wearing its skin for four years, which they burn upon their return to society.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 9h
‘War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.’ - Blood Meridian
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 15h
this is from corn=kernel=granule, in fact salt was also a corn. this is where the term "corned beef" comes from, it just means salted beef
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I don't like saying this But if ya willing to help out OregontheDM on Pal and Ven GingerbreadGolem on Cash Phrasing to avoid bots lol
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 10h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAsG...
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Einstürzende Neubauten - Halber Mensch [DVD]
YouTube video by Green Vikram
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 10h
tag yourself the republic said I am the public tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own Code
and the republic said I see you

and the republic said you have filed the game well

and the republic said everything you need is within you, and also on USA.gov

and the republic said you are stronger than you know, and your case number is still valid

and the republic said you are the daylight

and the republic said you are the night, and the office is closed, please try again during business hours

and the republic said the darkness you fight is within you, and also a missing wet signature

and the republic said the light you seek is within you, and in the pamphlet

and the republic said you are not alone

and the republic said you are not separate from every other filer

and the republic said you are the public tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own Code

and the republic said I love you because you are the reason we have a ZIP code at all.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 10h
... ... ... my goddamn brain squirrels. can you imagine the sort of sweaty juiceless geeks who are letting AI tell them what kind of porn they like? total abdication of humanity.
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an AI cannot meaningfully be horny therefore an AI cannot meaningfully make music
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 13h
i don't want to hand it to zach snyders 300 but goddamn: a doctor walks up a hill, a plague is coming, he pays a bribe and lays out his plan to combat the plague: a vaccine will stop it from ravaging the country. RFK jr., rotting, says 'we have consulted the AI, there will be no vaccine.'
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300 - The Ephors & The Oracle
YouTube video by Rezaazer
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 13h
Raising cows in pastures is persistence hunting surrender.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 14h
my wife is gearing up to impose the iron fist of justice on an unsuspecting sleepy college town (reporting for jury duty)
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 14h
welcome to the gungle
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 23h
All time failure of the German language to name DEATH Tod. Oh noes, not Tod.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deliberately inducing ptsd in a young people to break them of their individual willingness to defy the dominant group hierarchy goes -waaaaaaay- the fuck back in ‘Greek’ culture. archaeology.org/issues/septe...
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Features - Wolf Rites of Winter - Archaeology Magazine - September/October 2013
Archaeologists digging a Bronze Age site on the Russian steppes are using evidence from language and mythology to understand a remarkable discovery
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
is there anything smarter than super intelligence? supreme intelligence?
dark helmet calls for his minions to send them straight to ludicrous speed
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Illustrated Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, by Gibbon, Goscinny, and Uderzo
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can’t believe Gibbon made me do that to the Roman Empire
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
... ... ... nostradamus.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Palm oil - Wikipedia
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bloom county: opus at a bar, ordering a shirley temple. steve dallas is passed out on one side, and a man with a large, circular yellow head begins a drunken monologue: gad, i take take it anymore... just what kind of life are all living these days? 

just think... we spend al our time goin' full speed around and around this crazy maze of a world... just eating' and runnin'... eatin' and runnin'

... and all the whie our various fears are forever chasing us close behind... chasing and snapping at our heels... snap! snap!... until finally one they they catch up... and it's all over!

...FOR GODS SAKE, HELP ME PUT A FINGER ON IT! TODAY'S WORLD IS LIKE LIVING IN A GREAT BIG... A GREAT BIG...

*He grabs opus and begins shaking him, opus responds* VIDEO GAME?

they both pause

Pac Man: Naw... it's not that.
Opus: Is this a put on?
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"because we cannot openly condone 'corrective rape' we must funnel the channels of power through institutions where it is stochastically likely to weed out undesirables who challenge patriarchal white supremacy."
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is very easy to understand once you grasp that the conservative movement is about establishing a caste system of sacred white people protected by sanctified cops against the laboring masses, with marginalized people kept as slaves.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay but I played the Robocop game and after I figured out ‘oh, I’m Robocop’ the rest of the game was a mayhem simulator with some interruptions
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Werewulf (2026)
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bonin' in the boneyard www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLoH...
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Bonin' In the Boneyard
YouTube video by Fishbone - Topic
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why. Why. Why would you do this.
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christina @formeresq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A wise man once said the purpose of a system is what it does
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
'it was horrible, officer: one minute the octo-cat was purring, and then... it made biscuits. there was blood everywhere.'
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
who knew that yelling 'this is sparta' and kicking a guy down the well was gonna fuck up negotiations
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Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My neighbor told me palpatines keep lightsabering his skywalkers so I asked how many skywalkers he has and he said he just goes to a desert planet and gets a new skywalker afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding skywalkers to palpatines and then rey started crying.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
there is one song about texas and anyone who says otherwise is a heathen and a liar
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Pee Wee - Deep In The Heart of Texas.avi
YouTube video by Heatmi5er
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is the first full moon of fall tonight so make sure you get your henge measurements in and be ready to set those trilithions bright and early!
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pesto Pasta is paste paste.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
best 100 teevee shows? for real?
the great british baking show mexico week, astonishingly racist, even for british people
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you slice a corn dog and make it look good that shit is delicious
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
not sure what werner herzog is bringing to the matrix series but i'm glad he's at the helm of the next one
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 26/09/2026
take an iced coffee wherever you want. nothing matters anymore. kill god and lick the face of the cosmic unknown. your destiny runs on dunkin™.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
why are crazed stalkers always so -romantic- www.youtube.com/watch?v=lASP...
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The Fisher King Dance Scene. Grand Central Station.
YouTube video by rjun67
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
salt n pepa
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
r2d2
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i like how in this video you can clearly tell which nostril he railed up
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
with a notable exception
the egg opening from alien, with the weird green glow
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
melkor-morgoth could not create, only corrupt what had been created; evil is -bad- at getting shit done
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rudetuesday @rudetuesday.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hell is not supernatural and doesn't just happen. Hell is built and maintained, which means it's vulnerable. Let's break hell.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if grace is cool with it i'm cool with it
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
men’s wearhouse is where you get suits spaghetti warehouse is where you get strappy little numbers
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HOT DOG ACQUIRED 💥🌭💥
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love all these beautiful pictures of the sunsets before the nor’easter you can really see the fish people crawling out of their cyclopean sub oceanic tomb cities
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