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GNU C Mane

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Turning as with serious purpose Before stupid winds.

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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 8h

Throwing some babybels to the trick-or-treaters while they’re at the end of the driveway

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 20h

They tried playing dawn games where the sun comes up and they turn off the stadium light, but people got too hopeful and stopped responding to commercials

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 20h

Yankee fitted swimcap

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 21h

Bringing my lute around to provide bardic inspiration to different parts of the Bills tailgate

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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 21h

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 22h

the Charmin bears kicked in my door and mocked my family's assholes

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 23h

“New York City? That’s just another chart on my dashboard” — The grizzled Metrics Monger

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 29/09/2026

As I plummet towards the street, Spiderman catches my arm with web but my arm is torn off and I crash through an uber s hood with my arm coming after through the sunroof

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 28/09/2026

They flocked to the Death Star for its 98 Walk Score

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 28/09/2026

GMC Patis 1500, the first full-size truck with a buttery, flaky crust

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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I do think they could give Amelia Bedelia clearer instructions

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 28/09/2026

Updating Google Maps to say you can get keys made inside the Oval Office

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 27/09/2026

The 9 Essential Nutrients That Shaped Who I Am

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 27/09/2026

An authentication request has been sent to HARP. To verify your identity you must PLAY ENCHANTING MELODY ON HARP

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 27/09/2026

She thinks my tractor's sexy She's drawn many cartoons about it

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 27/09/2026

Someone accidentally added a Grey Alien to the WhatsApp group

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 27/09/2026

(whispering) Get the katana off the floor Get the katana off the FLOOOR

Review from the container store about holding katana

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 27/09/2026

Guy at the brewery thought I was a Sportsball guy and now he’s invited me to his Fantasy Monty Python’s Flying Circus League

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 26/09/2026

You may be a fit for: Hussar Mercenary @ House of Hapsburg

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 26/09/2026

My walk up music would be borborygmus

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 26/09/2026

The winning Meager League team celebrates by covering their coach in SportGruel

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 26/09/2026

Me and a badger from Redwall are chugging thistle ales through a funnel

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 25/09/2026

Soulwax show was a ripper

Band on stage with 4 synths and three drummers

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The Sleeper's Sleep @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Get in the crystal Tim Tebow

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 25/09/2026

Sliding the whole otter pop out of the sleeve and holding it in my hand as I walk around the job fair

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 25/09/2026

How’re you gonna hate from outside the VEVOR Inflatable Nightclub? You can’t even get in!

VEVOR inflatable nightclub product page

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 25/09/2026

Halloween costume: Kuato bf, triboob gf

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 25/09/2026

Last minute gift ideas for Captor Appreciation Week

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 25/09/2026

Hello there, I’m Doctor Thinks

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 25/09/2026

I’m harvesting fresh field greens from my hortidoodle

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 25/09/2026

Interviewing at Amazon is like “I have a passion for Describing Items”

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 24/09/2026

Nothing gets written about L’Enfant Prettygood

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 24/09/2026

Cut off at the exit ramp by a Nissan Dragoon

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 24/09/2026

The usher laughed, “There’s no use in emptying your shoes after crossing the lobby, you’ll be full again by the time you reach your theater. Is this your first time at the SandPlex?”

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 24/09/2026

“New York City? You’re standing in it now…Unless you mean Middle York City?” — Tong Weijian, New York, Hubei, China

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 23/09/2026

Popping my hood at Cars & Coffee to reveal an engine bay bedecked with mosses and bonsai

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 23/09/2026

Going back in time to yell “do a silly one” at the primordial stew

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 23/09/2026

(Scottish MP at press conference, taking questions): Yes, you there in the jumper with the bicycle [listening] (MP): Well I can’t say that I swear allegiance, but I should hope that I follow Wise Principles

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 23/09/2026

I’m at Quirky Home Depot loading my lumber cart with 2x4x8’ crayons

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avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

the heardaphim were a class of ear-based angels [1]

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 23/09/2026

Thin Lizzy - Boys are Back in Town (extended version w/ rap listing nightly specials at Dino’s)

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 23/09/2026

Everyone at the dog park looks at me weird after a called a fluffy dog a Fur Elemental

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 23/09/2026

Ya gotta play this in a row with the 6th and 7th song music.youtube.com/watch?v=YsvN...

music.youtube.com

YouTube video by KUNZITE - Topic

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 22/09/2026

Donning the full adidas outfit for computer use

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 22/09/2026

They’re advertising a pill for people who are allergic to Guff

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 22/09/2026

The Empire selected Endor to have affordable 5 over 1 housing

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 22/09/2026

First rule of Stealth Club: Do not be perceived

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 22/09/2026

INFINITE COFFEE GLITCH: instead of passing your reusable mug to the barista use a PVC elbow attached to 16 feet of pipe

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 22/09/2026

Visions of Puketopia

GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 22/09/2026

Halloween goes down range with the Milky Way Ballista Bolt