Reposted by slleeves 🎀Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026call us Milli Vanilli the way our lips sync 417737
Reposted by slleeves 🎀John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The old man stared out into the pitched black sky. Even the moon seemed anxious and was hiding. while he could hear the waves signal a coming storm, they, too, were invisible. “Sixty-seven minutes,” he muttered. “Surely this pizza will be free.” 0168
Reposted by slleeves 🎀Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Does Britain know World War II is over 2371368101
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Reposted by slleeves 🎀The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him theonion.com/man-who-lost-everythin… 121821233
Reposted by slleeves 🎀Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don’t wanna be an alpha. Bitch I’m tryna frolic 6326113
Reposted by slleeves 🎀Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My posts are all created by AI. An Idiot 09628
Reposted by slleeves 🎀Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My fellow birders, the time has come: The 2027 edition of my “extremely accurate birds” wall calendar is now available on my webstore. Perhaps the most anatomically-accurate collection of bird illustrations ever assembled! tommysiegel.net 27019
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Reposted by slleeves 🎀Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/09/2026[Elon Musk’s mother opens the front door and a detective is holding his hat] Hello, ma’am. I’m sorry to tell you this, but your son is a giant loser 115921
Reposted by slleeves 🎀Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Man at the gym has set his treadmill to an almost vertical incline and is basically running on all fours at full speed. I have no idea what he's training for but when he's ready, we won't be. 411223
Reposted by slleeves 🎀Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 12/09/2026if you invite me to go out for drinks just know that I will drink before I go out for drinks to make myself ready to go out for drinks 825769
slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I can’t stop thinking about you… …ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵘʳᶠ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗᵘʳᶠ ᵗᵃᶜᵒ ᴵ ʰᵃᵈ ˡᵃˢᵗ ⁿᶦᵍʰᵗ 000
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Reposted by slleeves 🎀harpy @harpy.party · 17/08/2026star trek likes to have a guy named "Galen" but star wars likes to have a guy named "DooDoo Patootie" 116835
Reposted by slleeves 🎀Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 18/08/2026I remember not being afraid of salad 717341
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Reposted by slleeves 🎀alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026people are going wild for this hot new trend: Slunch (slutty lunch) 27679110
Reposted by slleeves 🎀Clify @clify.bsky.social · 17/08/20261 be born 2 create a million passwords 3 die 35722
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Reposted by slleeves 🎀Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Cookie Monster surveys a bleak landscape of death. The earth is scorched, littered with charred bodies. Combing through the rubble, he whispers, “Cookie?” 1136571
Reposted by slleeves 🎀Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/08/2026Do not call a hot dog a “glizzy” to me. Cease and desist. You are 38 661698179
Reposted by slleeves 🎀kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 14/08/2026me: i had a dream that a mouse took up residence on the shelf above my fireplace so i named him Mickey Mantel my gynecologist: what 416742
Reposted by slleeves 🎀weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If you're having tree problems I feel bad for you son, I got ninety vine problems but a birch ain't one. 1418026
Reposted by slleeves 🎀FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026ME: pepper is just goth salt WAITER: um ok do you want ground goth salt on your salad 110516
Reposted by slleeves 🎀Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 10/08/2026It's Monday, and here come the four horsemen of the apocalypse (Teams, Outlook, Excel and PowerPoint). 315852
slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Tinder is great if you want a serious relationship but also if you want to know who all would fuck you without even meeting you. 010
Reposted by slleeves 🎀Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Evolution of The Internet: 1990s: Computers screamed when we went online. 2000s: Computers stopped screaming when we went online. 2010s: We started screaming. 2020s: We are always online. We are always screaming. 15120
Reposted by slleeves 🎀Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Being weird together is a love language. 05827
Reposted by slleeves 🎀Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Gemini: Stop saying it’s Mercurian retrograde and go to the doctor. 418246
Reposted by slleeves 🎀Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Aries: The cocoons in chamber 4 will hatch today. I wish we had more details for you. 723042
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Reposted by slleeves 🎀The Onion @theonion.com · 27/07/2026Whether you’re out on the town or throwing a cozy event at home, karaoke can be a fun and cathartic group activity. The Onion shares tips for your next karaoke night. 1253638
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Reposted by slleeves 🎀Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Me: What about that time I saw 11 sets of footprints in the sand Jesus: Look it’s a public beach 129061
Reposted by slleeves 🎀Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Or, you know, don’t do that. That’s a much better idea. 3111
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Reposted by slleeves 🎀weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/07/2026My niece is really into Disney and Disturbed. Her favorite movie is Mo-a-a-a-na 1624422
Reposted by slleeves 🎀Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 19/07/2026lot of sports today but the real winners are everyone who isn’t the Tate brothers 629440
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Reposted by slleeves 🎀Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 15/07/2026How long can you hug the pizza delivery guy before it gets weird 4554198
Reposted by slleeves 🎀Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 13/07/2026They should have sobbing rooms at work 0185
