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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
☀️ EPISODE 181 - ETERNALS ☀️ We’re talking another superhero bomb this episode as we look back at 2021’s ETERNALS
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hanging with a group of pugs at the dog park and commiserating about our sleep apnea
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m in ya girls kitchen slicing duck breast against the grain
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Inside of me are two wolves. I am a zoo in a medium sized city
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hey welcome to my YouTube series where I take this sailboat around the world! (2 hours later) Omg I saw like. The biggest fish I’ve ever seen. Nvm I’m not doing that there’s monsters out there
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We need some consistency across airports as it pertains to TSA rules. Why did one agent make me do the Hokey Pokey
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“Like the phoenix, you will rise from the ashes” wait I’m in the ashes? Is that what people are saying about me?
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Does anybody wanna meet up at the Columbus airport and drink the forbidden liquid
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
(Avril Lavigne voice) why’d you have to go and make wings so complicated
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
🪙 EPISODE 180 - DOMINO 🪙 We’re back with our third Tony Scott episode, it’s 2005’s bounty Hunter (kinda) biopic DOMINO
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ragebaiting is over. It’s passé. We’re into joybaiting now. Saying and doing things just to delight you and make your day
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My Roomba’s battery is low so I’m hand feeding it garbage until it gets its strength back
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
But I am cleaning up so well
Matt Damon as Odysseus calmly singing the chorus to Dashboard Confessional’s “Vindicated” Matt Damon as Odysseus screaming the chorus to Dashboard Confessional’s “Vindicated”
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
All time British guy name here
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Saw a chef on a cooking competition say he was gonna “rehydrate some raisins.” Buddy that’s just grapes. I know grapes when I see them
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
People like to forget that Eric Adams was also a member of DSA.. Da Secret Albanians
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Me: What about that time I saw 11 sets of footprints in the sand Jesus: Look it’s a public beach
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Living through the great insider trading era or 2025-2028 with morals
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Love when Renaissance Faires pay attention to the details, one time I got stung by a bee that was wearing a suit of armor
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Say what you want about Lindsey Graham,
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
These fireworks are not celebratory. I’m shooting them at God
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A Dinosaur Jr cover band called Dinosaur the Third
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Tony Scott might be the most idiosyncratic director of all time and I mean that as a compliment
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It’s important to know your faults. For example if I’m not careful my Kermit the Frog impression will often veer into Marvin the Martian territory
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
💣 EPISODE 179 - RICHARD JEWELL 💣 We’re talking about bombs (box office and otherwise) this week as we discuss 2019’s RICHARD JEWELL
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
“Comparison is the thief of joy” that’s a pretty good saying. But I’ve heard better
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Drumeo be like “Miley Cyrus’ drummer hears the happy birthday song for the first time”
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Famously frivolous items like electricity and sustenance
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
You couldn’t make The Office today. I wouldn’t let you. We have enough The Office already
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I was the only one out in the streets last night with a Charles Oakley Knicks jersey on
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It’s my Roomba’s birthday so I really went all out covering the house in glitter. Once the celebration is over tho, he’s gonna have a lot of work to do
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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I think it's cool to have a trillionaire because if we ever really need money it's all in one place, and the only thing in the way of it is one douchebag everyone hates
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Sleeping with a knife under my pillow in case somebody breaks into my house and wants some delicious fresh sashimi in the middle of the night
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The most hilariously pathetic thing about James Dolan is he used to force his employees to go see his dogshit band in concert
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It’s my daughter’s birthday today. She got a OG Anunoby jersey and a pair of wheat Timbs. She’s 7 and has no idea she’s a Knicks fan yet
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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
The heat has gotten so bad on the East Coast that it's now routine to see large men wiping their brows with slightly smaller, drier men.
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I like to think that somewhere deep in the backrooms is a Chili’s Bar and Grill
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Would you like 4 wings for $7 or 5 wings for $11
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
🥋EPISODE 178 - STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI 🥋 Ahead of the upcoming reboot, we’re revisiting 2009’s STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I cannot say this loudly enough: we need everyone to know what is happening at Delaney Hall. 300 detainees inside are on Day 7 of a hunger and labor strike as of today. ICE is beating, gassing, tasing and assaulting protestors outside every night, and it is getting worse.
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
🦑 EPISODE 177 - STRANGE DAYS 🦑 This week we’re talking about the difficult to watch but impossible to forget 90s cyberpunk cult classic STRANGE DAYS
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
If I was building the evil society ruining technology I’d stop talking about how it’s going to ruin society in public
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A good genre of movie is when Ben Foster is an older brother with a checkered past
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I think The Beekeeper 2 should have Jason Statham staying with and tending to the property of another kind elderly person and then the exact same thing happens
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The listeners have theories about this weeks movie
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
🐶EPISODE 176 - UNDER THE SILVER LAKE 🐶 We're on the hunt for Silver Lake's mysterious dog killer in this week's episode, as we dissect David Robert Mitchell's 2019 paranoid odyssey UNDER THE SILVER LAKE
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Under The Silver Lake (2019)
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
It was the best of times (eating popcorn in the movie theater), it was the worst of times (finishing your popcorn 11 minutes into the movie)
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
What's your favorite film genre? Mine is the Wikipedia page for whichever horror movie I'm too afraid to watch.
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
🦅EPISODE 175 - LADYHAWKE 🦅 We’re back and we’re covering Richard Donner’s 1985 medieval fantasy epic LADYHAWKE
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