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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 7h

Two old cranky guys hanging out 😁

Cranky old grey haired guy with his cranky old grey haired cat

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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 11h

There was a break-in at the wig factory. Police are combing the area.

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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

How do you tell the sex of an ant? You drop it in water. It sinks: girl ant. It floats:..boy ant.

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That is very enlightening, Steve. Thanks for that.

Scene description: A close-up, photo-style image of a wide-eyed otter named Steve holding a microphone against a solid teal-green background.
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“Steve, what has helped you not to go insane this year?”
“Nothing. I am insane.”

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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Bono and The Edge walk into a bar and the bartender says. Oh no, not U2 again!

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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Moose pot roast for dinner!!! I love being married to a Newf!

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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Dude 1: “Hey bro?” Dude 2: “Yeah bro?” Dude 1: “Can you hand me that pamphlet?” Dude 2: “Brochure”

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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Chillin' in The Den. Rummin' 'n' Strummin'

A picture of my Den. Guitars, music posters, antique mannequin heads, 1960's faux fireplace and various nic nacks

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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I googled "lost medieval servant- boy". The result was "this page cannot be found".

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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I am writing a book about all the things I should be doing in my life. It's an oughtobiography.

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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Fuck no! KD cream soda....this is wrong on so many levels!

A glass of Kraft Dinner cream soda next to its can

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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Picked all the green heirloom tomatoes before the frost a while ago and stuck them in a paper bag with a banana. Surprise! 😜 And more still ripening 😁

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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I went to the beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13. "Sir, you gave me an extra." "That's a freebie."

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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Having a coffee and reading the Halifax traffic updates. Accidents everywhere. Glad I'm retired!

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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My email password got hacked again. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.

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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Well that's it for this year! A few more tomatoes to ripen in a bag and it's done. I had an absolute blast my first year at gardening and can't wait until next year!

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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

How many communions do you have to do before you've eaten a whole Jesus?

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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Just back from a beautiful morning stroll with the Muppets. Treats and coffee on the way!

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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A pun has not completely matured until it is full groan.

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Steve is trying to get up for work. He's late.

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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Where do cow farts come from? The dairy air.

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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Son is making lobster Arancini for Dinner tonight!!!! 😋

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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Did not enjoy the new season of Reacher...it is just bad.

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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A man loses three fingers in a work accident. At the hospital he asks the Doctor, "Will I be able to drive with this hand?" The Doctor replies, "Maybe. But I wouldn't count on it."

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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Businessman: How much will it cost to buy a large singing group? I need one for a party. Lady: Do you mean a choir? Businessman: Okay, fine. How much does it cost to acquire a large singing group

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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Did you hear about the guy who had his left leg and his left arm amputated in a car accident? He's all right now.

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🇨🇦 👊🇨🇦 @sorry-iamcanadian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

At Toronto’s TIFF, Dame Helen Mirren responds to the question, “What in Canadian culture is worth defending and fighting for?” En français with English subtitles. (Video: @_rozann_/Instagram)

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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Roasting veggies for a sauce! Brandywine tomatoes, Black Krim tomatoes, Sun Sugar tomatoes, peppers, onion, carrots and garlic.

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